To Collect Raw Dialogue

Im sure its been done but someone had to do it. I reblog sick burns, vicious threats, and meaningful lines that seem out of place in the video games they were written for. Plus the profound things therapists say, and the occasional Obama Dream. I also run pairedposts

[beemovieerotica]

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

[beemovieerotica]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

the absolutely wild implication of this, that god was previously playing fast and loose with his own acts of good and evil but then had to start being considerate about what he was doing because now mankind is watching and we know.

[villainessbian]

God's worst mistake was opening our eyes and mouths, for now we can turn to him and name his sins

[madlori]

that last comment is one of those things that'll wind up on a graphically designed poster and people will wonder who said it, was it shakespeare, was it martin luther, was it euripedes, but alas no, it was tumblr user @villainessbian on a post about blind dogs

[moss-sprout]

I'm starting a collection

[heroes-wear-green]

and another

[hunxi-after-hours]

a humble addition:

upper box:

"I love you" - simple - unadorned - leans towards personal/individual declaration of emotion

lower box:

"hello, want to be buried together?" - strong - immediately brings full emotional intensity - combines life and death

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

[kyraneko]

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

[tim-ee-sis]

"To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies."

This is my favorite quote of today.

[lauralot89]

Pick a Tumblr quote

Violence for violence is the rule of beasts

To become a god is the loneliest achievement of all

You cannot kill me in a way that matters

I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

One day you'll decompose and I'll be there to watch it happen

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

The rage in your heart warms you now but it will leave you cold in your grave

Then become the dirt I walk on

Tonight, you spoke with the devil. The devil looked a lot like you

Love yourself to spite the world

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[thotsfortherapy]

it's not "am I good enough to do it?", it's "do I like it enough to be bad at it?"

[spnfanficpond]

Because what you do at first will always be crap. But crap makes good compost.

[headspace-hotel]

Basically: WHY IS ALL THE PUBLIC OUTREACH ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE ALL "YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP ANOTHER PLEASURE OF YOUR LIFE TO FIX CLIMATE CHANGE" and not "SEE LOOK HOW WE'RE RULED BY A GROTESQUELY ILLOGICAL DEATH CULT"

[headspace-hotel]

but we have to ask the question to hear the echo of the silence that answers it!!

[prismatic-bell]

You are completely correct, but also holy SHIT what a raw line.

[the-haiku-bot]

You are completely

correct, but also holy

SHIT what a raw line.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[swords-n-spindles]

Get a wet paper towel and wipe up the last line of dust with it. No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it.

[mapplestrudel]

"No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it" is a raw and inspiring quote I did not expect from a post about a minor chore annoyance xD

[cosmic-deeds-undone]

Okay but in all honesty?

“Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court.” “I have nothing BUT COMTEMPT for this court!” has got to be the greatest exchange of word in human history and it came from the 1986 Transformers Movie.

[febeeary-deactivated20190323]

op i hope you don’t mind me adding, but “you, who are without mercy, now plead for it?” is also absolutely fucking metal and also comes from the 1986 Transformers movie

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

It’s been pointed out before that this line from one of the Transformers comics is one of the rawest threats in the English language:

“I’ve heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering And tonight, I intend to make you very wise.”

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[abysswarlock]

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

[paradoxarchive]

i am too in love with life, i don't want to die (i cannot fathom the absence of living)

arthoesunshine | sunlightafterdark | joseph cambell | mary oliver | amy krouse rosenthal | joseph brodsky | unknown | gregory orr | colette, tr by matthew ward | anaïs nin

[prometheusascendant]

“come, let us march against the powers of heaven, and set black streamers in the firmament to signify the slaughter of the gods” is such a raw line you’d think it’s from Shakespeare, but it’s actually from the slightly earlier Elizabethan dramatist Christopher Marlowe

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[unteachings]

it still comes as a surprise that closeness cannot be achieved from a safe distance

[angelofanimation]

Shoutout to Muppet Christmas Carol for a) being the best Christmas Carol adaptation ever made and b) being the most hardcore Christmas Carol adaptation ever made. If you asked me where I could find the line "Your future is a horror story written by your crimes" I wouldn't say a Christmas movie starring the fucking Muppets but here we are, and I am HERE for it.

[cedar-would]

art telephone week 2 is a big shout out to NITROGEN FIXATION and FRIENDSHIP

[curlicuecal]

[natalieironside]

you were in the US military once right? how believable would this be?

That's exactly what you should expect from the average motivated American warfighter

[wenchley]

I am convinced that the one (1) downside to abolishing the military is that it would cause a Library of Alexandria scale loss of Dumb Guy culture.

[natalieironside]

That's like saying you don't want to excise a malignant growth because it'll hurt the cancer

[oscarjamesleigh]

Counterpoint: I want to study them like a bug under a microscope.

[natalieironside]

If you want to study the leviathan, study its corpse

[natalieironside]

Hon, I'm a novelist. Is McDonald's an unlikely source of chicken mcnuggets?

[oneheadtoanother]

[endreal]

Thank you Linux

[alleycatboy]

this goes hard as fuck