Bi, bi, STAY✨

🌠Astrophysics Major 🌌 blog est. 2013 My entire existence is a protest. I am in constant pain. My name is [REDACTED] (they/them) 28, genderfluid and bisexual.

[prettypunkgeek]

If anyone wants to know where all my extra gay fandom stuff gets put, it's over on @genderlessgay4u

[robinminustherichard]

This year is my 15th AO3 Anniversary! How long have you been on AO3? (hint: the day you joined is in your Profile)

1-2 years

3-4 years

5-6 years

7-8 years

9-10 years

11-12 years

13-14

15+ Years

Remaining time: 13 hours 27 minutes

[obserbolisk]

Normally I do not give a fuck about my age matching or surpassing that of timeless fictional characters. Can’t even understand why someone would be bothered by that. However, in the new James Bond video game, Bond very casually and conversationally references SpongeBob, and it hit me like a fish fired from a rail gun.

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[the-big-mood]

[leafstem]

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

[batbetbitbotbut]

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

[strikeslip]

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

[mawofthemagnetar]

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[tygerbug]

A case of corruption at the very top leading to corruption at the bottom

[redratt]

Like I feel as if reblogging this is really important for my non American buddies who are in disbelief at the corruption here. This is the kind of shit going on.

[existennialmemes]

We deserve food that's safe to eat. Just fyi. That's like a basic function that our government should be performing. You know, instead of slashing regulations so corporations can cut corners at the expense of everyone else's health.

[thatdisasterauthor]

Me for 30 years: I would like to learn how to drive our cabin tractor.

My dad, for 30 years: -never teaches me how to drive the cabin tractor-

My dad on a random Friday night twenty minutes before dark after the tractor hasn't been working all day: hey, come for a ride with me so I can test it, and if it dies I can send you back to the house for tools.

Me: Sure.

My dad five minutes into the ride: -gets up out of his seat as the tractor is rolling- You drive now! :D

Me: Wait, what?

My dad: :) :) Drive.

Me: -sits down and starts driving because I apparently have no choice-

My dad, the second the sun is fully down and it is so cloudy you now can't see shit: Don't ask for headlights. They don't work.

Me: 😑 Sir.

(To be clear, I know how to drive stick, which is what this tractor is, the "learning to drive it" part is more learning how to make our janky old tractor from the fifties actually FUNCTION. We made it back to the house. It was fine.)

[ifirestone]

I feel like thats just kinda how you get taught to drive a tractor. When I was like 10 my dad hooked up the mower thing (we mowed the activities field as a favor) set me on the seat and told me not to run him over.

[thatdisasterauthor]

THE THING IS.

Learning to drive it is the easy part. Took less than a minute of explanation. The biggest issue with this thing is getting it fucking started.

He did not show me that part.

[hypnospilot]

My grandpa taught me how to drive the tractor just fine. He died before he could show me how to start it.

[thatdisasterauthor]

You understand my predicament.

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[chirasul]

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

[shitidiotloserheritageposts]

heritage post

[chirasul]

come on man

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[animentality]

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.