¯\_(🌞)_/¯

⛈✨⛈ Constantly tired of everyone’s bullshit.

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[tgirl-thucydides]

queen what does this even mean

[mini-wrants]

Who leaked this? Let her scheme in PEACE!!

Snitches get stitches.

[mini-wrants]

He should leave a letter addressed to “Future President Musk Trump” and see if he freaks.

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[crtter]

[pansyfemme]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an unemployed depressed faggot

[numberninetyreprised]

against all odds, i continue to make my life very beautiful

[childweanedonpoison]

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

[lvciferofficial-deactivated2021]

Life must be rough for you

[childweanedonpoison]

life is rough for everyone kimberly

[childweanedonpoison]

did you think they forgot to teach her about plagiarism at the miami school of law?

[childweanedonpoison]

I MESSAGED HER ON INSTAGRAM AND SHE BLOCKED ME LMFAOOOO

[childweanedonpoison]

stop lmfaoo

[puppybeargf]

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

[weirdfags]

tried this out

[funhomo]

ea-nasir this ea-nasir that feh the best thing about the babylonians is all the clay women holding their tits

[funhomo]

tfw bras haven’t been invented yet but a girl makes do

[lestrawberryswitchblade]

Okay but for real though I’m so fascinated by the ubiquity of this pose in the archaeological record across time and place. It must be really significant

[lestrawberryswitchblade]

Like look at all the titty grabbing going on

[ruinedchildhood]

[depsidase]

[alphacrone]

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

[podcastwizard]

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

[podcastwizard]

had food poisoning when i posted this

[martinkhall]

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

[podcastwizard]

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[puddeneen]

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

[ms-demeanor]

I regret to inform everyone that @catchaspark’s reblog was made in 2017 and that Taking the Hobbits to Isengard was actually published 17 years ago, not 12 years ago.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

The person who made the video has since passed away. Let’s celebrate 19 years of joy this video has provided.

[themetalhiro]

Oh, ill take care of em alright ! 🍳

[ruinedchildhood]

[konigstigerr]

[ultrafacts]

Food Habits: Coyotes sometimes form “hunting partnerships” with badgers. Because coyotes aren’t very effective at digging rodents out of their burrows, they chase the animals while they’re above ground. Badgers do not run quickly, but are well-adapted to digging rodents out of burrows. When both hunt together they effectively leave no escape for prey in the area. The average distance covered in a night’s hunting is about 4 km.

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[junkfoodcinemas]

Aliens (1986) | Paul (2011)