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unbrushed dead hair vs keratin hair which wins
the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.
kinda funny that tims canonically having sex. can you imagine tim telling his 14 year old self that he's having pre marital sex. the boy part is irrelevant, he's already sneaking peaks at ives in the locker room, he figured he would have a revelation about that at some point. but sex? no. this is the kid that said, "making love is a doorway. you step through once and you can never step back. and someday i want to step through that doorway with you. and i want it to be forever." teenage tim would look at young adult tim and not even recognize himself
As someone who collects a LOT of physical media but doesn’t make a lot of money, I want to share the rule that keeps my wallet from crying out in despair every time I enter a store. I don’t remember who I got this from, but thank you whoever you are because it has been a game-changer when it comes to building a large collection without breaking the bank.
The $1 per hour rule. It’s exactly what it says on the tin. If I’m purchasing physical media, I consider it good value if I can expect to get at least one hour of enjoyment for every dollar I spend on it.
I don’t remember what I spent on BG3, but I know it was a good deal because I’ve logged 600 hours in it. Hades II costs $30, and I was more than happy to pay that because I know I’ll play it for at least 30 hours. When I add books to my library, I almost exclusively buy used books that cost under $5 because 5 hours is a good average estimate for how long it takes me to finish a novel.
Will there be a treat you splurge on every now and then? Of course, but $1 per hour is a good standard to stick to if you want to responsibly build a dragon's hoard of physical media.
This is a way better way of expressing it than I've seen before. It's mathy, it's clear, it's easy to remember.
Anyway we took way longer to say something similar in this one: Ask the Bitches: How Can I Absolve Myself of Financial Guilt Over My Pricey PS4?
you can do a similar things with clothes. if you buy something you don't really love just because it's cheaper, you might get one or two wears out of it for $15 so it's 7.50 per wear. Or, save up and buy the $50 pants that you'll wear twice a week as long as they hold together, and you're down to a few cents per wear. Not saying it's always better to buy the more expensive thing! but I try to use this reasoning to talk myself out of buying garbage disposable clothes 😅
Sometimes you need a friend
Based on this art
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Azraels boots thumped against the wet concrete as he hit the ground. Rain was falling in sheets from the sky, the visibility was low so it was best to stay out of the sky, he didn’t need a repeat of his first time grappling in low visibility rain. The physical pain hadn’t been as bad as the pain from his pride at the embarrassment of such a folly. Azrael looked up at the night sky as rain fell in sheets, he felt a sense of peace, listening to it, even as it soaked his hood and cape. The Angel truly didn’t mind the rain so much, not as much as the other vigilantes of the night.
He found it peaceful in a way, the rain falling from the heavens, the way the city looked as the rain fell, almost making the city lights look like stars. Jean-Paul disliked the rain, though Azrael couldn’t fathom why, it was peaceful, beautiful. It did help that in this kind of torrent most criminals weren’t out and about, especially since the water was starting to rise, it wasn’t too high, not yet, but given how heavy and fast the rain was falling, it wouldn’t be long before the water rose higher. He could only hope that it didn’t flood too badly, floods were always difficult to navigate with the weight of his armor.
The Angel walked through the streets, listening carefully as his eyes and head were on a swivel, keeping an eye out for civilians or criminals, though he highly doubted anyone would be out in this weather unless they absolutely needed to be. As he was about to pass by an alleyway, he heard a noise from inside. He paused and tried to peer into the dark alleyway, though given the low visibility he couldn’t see much.
Azrael carefully entered the alleyway, unsheathing his sword to allow for some light as it ignited, offering some more visibility, though not much. He listened carefully for the noise that attracted him in the first place, not hearing anything at first, the only sound was the rain splashing into puddles and against the concrete.
He reached the end of the alleyway, a dead end, and hadn’t found the source of the sound. He turned to leave when he heard it again, the sound of something pittering against the ground. At first he assumed it was simply rats making the sound, but then the light of his sword caught something.
A kitten.
Small and grey, barely looked old enough to be away from its mother, it’s fur sopping wet. The kitten was practically fighting for its life, the water slowly but surely rising. He hadn’t thought twice before sheathing his sword and carefully picking up the small animal.
He could feel its heart thrumming against his gauntlet. The animal was practically waterlogged, and he didn’t know if it was injured. The good doctor Thompkins would surely be the best person to help. Even if her medical knowledge was geared towards those of more human nature, she had patched him up before and given his own animalistic DNA, she was therefore, the best person to help the small animal.
The Angel held the kitten close to his chest, bowing his head a little to help keep the torrential rain off the small animal. The small animal let out small squeaks, and he worried about the noise, he did not know much about animals, especially cats, but Jean-Paul had met Alfred the cat the few times he’d gone to Wayne Manor recently, and he was pretty sure that cats were not supposed to sound like that.
Azrael worried about the possibility that he hadn’t found the small animal in time and that the kitten was drowning because of the water in its lungs. The Order had not prepared him to do CPR on a small animal. Well they hadn’t prepared him to do CPR at all, the Bat on the other hand had in fact taught him how to do CPR. He may have to ask the youngest Wayne child or the Cat if either of them know how to do CPR on a small animal, they would be the most likely to know in his opinion.
But for now, he had to get the kitten to the good doctor, praying quietly to the almighty that the small animal wouldn’t die, the prayers to God and the Saints falling from his lips like the raindrops from the sky.
“Oh Holy One, God of health-“
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Azraels boots thumped against the wet ground as he ran the familiar route to Dr. Thompkins home, holding the kitten close to his body. The closer he got though, the more he remembered and registered that he was still wearing the mask, remembered the doctors dislike of him, but her preference for Jean-Paul. He could not lie and say it did not sting some days. They were the same, yet she preferred his counterpart.
He could not blame her entirely though. He was violent. He hurt others. The blood that stained his hands was immeasurable, a stain that would never come out. Jean-Paul, others viewed him as clean, as pure in a way that he himself was not. So as he got closer to her home, one hand left the kittens small, trembling body, and pulled off the mask, the Angel hoping that the good doctor would be more willing to help if it was Jean-Paul making the plea.
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Jean-Paul gasped as he came back to himself, eyes going every which way as the memories clicked back into place. Patrol, the alleyway, sounds, kitten, kitten needs help, Dr. Thompkins. He blinked the rain out of his eyes as he looked down at the kitten in his hands, emotions welling up in his chest. It was so small, so fragile, he felt that one wrong move from him would crush the kittens body. His heart broke as he heard the squeaks from the kitten. He had heard Alfred the cat speak before, he did not think that cats should sound like that.
Jean-Paul quickly started to run towards Dr. Thompkins home, praying to the almighty that she could help the kitten. He hadn’t known the animal long, but he knew that he wouldn’t be able to take it if he was not able to save it, if the kitten died in his hands. Another life lost because of him.
He didn’t even notice when he started crying as he ran, tears and rain mixing together as he ran. He prayed that it was enough, that Dr. Thompkins would be able to help. He ran, and ran, and ran until he was at the doctors door, knocking frantically at her door.
There was no answer.
Jean-Paul’s breath caught in his throat as panic seized him. He didn’t know where to go, didn’t know if there were any vet clinics open this late, didn’t know if he could take the kitten to a human hospital and receive help there, or if there were animal hospitals around. He was crying, begging God for help, begging the almighty to save the kitten in his hands.
The light inside turned on.
The door opened revealing Leslie Thompkins in a robe, looking a little disgruntled at being woken up so suddenly. Her gaze softened slightly as she saw who was at the door. Jean-Paul didn’t know what he looked like, but it likely a sight to see given that he was probably as waterlogged as the kitten in his hands.
He sniffed a little, holding the kitten out before she could say anything, ask why he was banging on her door in the middle of the night. He was crying, he knew that, he didn’t know why he was so scared for this tiny tiny kitten, but he was.
“L-Leslie, please you you have to, you have to-“ his breathing was shaky, his vision blurred by tears as he tried to keep the kitten steady and not shake it, “he he’s so wet- he he can’t die, please please you have to help him-”
Leslie sighed, looking at him with emotions he couldn’t recognize right now. “I I’m sure he’ll be fine, dear. Once we get him out of the cold and dry him off.” She took the kitten from his hands, part of him wanted to take it back, make sure it was safe with his own eyes, “your wearing something under that armor, yes? Go change in the bathroom, you’re not tracking water and dirt into my home.”
He nodded quietly and went to the bathroom to change, it was a really tight fit but he made it work, slowly stripping out of his armor, cringing slightly at the sound his wet cape made as it hit the floor with a wet thump. He tried his best to dry his armor off and squeeze most of the water out of the fabric pieces of his suit, hanging them up over the door to dry as he exited the bathroom to find Leslie drying off the kitten. It was making its displeasure known as it squeaked loudly.
“Is is it-” “It’s fine, Jean-Paul. Just very wet. Not all cats sound the same, and this one seems particularly young.” The doctor explained as she handed the towel wrapped kitten to him.
Jean-Paul was careful handling the kitten, scared that he would hurt it even outside of his armor. The kitten did seem to calm down some in his hold, though he assumed it was because of his body heat. Leslie did have cold hands, so it was likely why the kitten was so displeased with her, at least that’s what he thought.
“You should take it to a vet in the morning, someone who actually deals with animals. Are you planning on keeping it?” Leslie asked, her arms crossed.
“I-I don’t, I don’t know if that’s a good idea, I don’t think I’d be able to take good care of it…” Jean-Paul said, looking down at the kitten in his hands, how it was bundled up in a towel, making it look even smaller.
“Are you sure? I think it would be good for you to have an ESA of some sort, or at least someone to come home to.”
“Someone to come home to?” Jean-Paul asked, his brows furrowing, adjusting his hold on the kitten.
“Everyone need a friend sometimes, Jean-Paul.”
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Jean-Paul ended up taking the kitten home, only realizing how ill prepared his apartment was for a kitten when he got there. Did he need to baby proof the apartment? Did he need to put rubber seals on corners and lock up his chemicals- actually he should probably do that-
He didn’t know the first thing about animals, and neither did Azrael so they were both useless in this situation. The internet was, overwhelming, he didn’t know where to start. Milk, he should start with milk. And heat, that too, in the morning, a vet, and then, he should probably ask the vet or Selina Kyle or find a way to ask Damian without getting his head torn off by the child’s siblings and father. They were the only three he knew who would be knowledgeable about cats and how to properly care for them. He should probably give it a name. Did he need to know it’s sex before that? Or could he just name it anything.
Upon further research he found he could just make it anything. Which was good, but then naming something was a little harder. He never had to come up with a vigilante name, an alter ego, not like the other vigilantes, his was his fathers and his fathers before him, it wasn’t unique to him alone.
He started looking up name lists and just, saying them out loud, seeing which one felt right. The kitten wasn’t a Snowball, he knew that. Ash? No. Cassidy? No. Theodore, nope no, didn’t need anymore reminders of that guy- Joseph? Hm. Maybe. The kitten didn’t seem to like any of those names, and the kitten should have a name that it liked.
“Amanda? Lenore? Bumblebee? Trashcan? George-“ “mrrp?” The kitten perked up at George, its small head poking up from the blanket Jean-Paul had it wrapped in on his lap.
“George? Do you like George?” He asked, gently petting and scratching the kittens head, the tiny thing squeaked softly, purring as it butted its head against his hand.
“George, you’ll be George then…” He smiled softly at the tiny, grey, ball of fluff. Maybe having a little friend around wouldn’t be so bad…
Whumper forcing whumpee to choose between two or more sex acts, or making them choose between sex or torture. (Whumpee chooses sex.) Whumper then mocking them for it, for being a slut, calls them dirty, downplaying the assault because you chose this and you obviously like it.
Whumpee made to feel embarrassed and humiliated for making a choice they were forced into.
Whumper telling whumpee as they are about to assault them that they're lucky whumper wants them because nobody could ever find them desireable (and even less after what they're going to do)
“oh my god stop throwing a fit,” whumper sneers, annoyance dripping from their voice. they give whumpee a hard, reprimanding shake, then return to pulling roughly at their clothes, stripping them with an almost casual, careless efficiency. “you’re never going to get any from anyone else. you should be on your knees thanking me for showing you a good time.”
“i don’t-“ whumpee can barely speak. their chest is heaving, their rapid, shallow breaths audible as they verge on hyperventilating. the air feels too thin to get enough of it. “this isn’t- i don’t want this. whumper, please, i don’t like this.”
they should be fighting harder. why aren’t they fighting harder? if they really fought they could probably get away but all they feel physically capable of - around the rushing lightheaded static that’s taken over their head, the inability to process what’s happening, the trembling fear and shock - is some weak struggling and wide-eyed trembling.
“you really can’t be so picky, whumpee. nobody else is offering to give you the good fucking you so clearly need. i’ve seen the way you are with [team/caretaker/friend], you’re basically begging for it.”
that’s not- whumpee doesn’t- whumpee has no idea what that even means. they don’t know what whumper is talking about.
“the point is,” whumper says, their words conversational and only interrupted by the exertion of twisting and forcing whumpee’s body against the wall, mashing their face into the hard surface as they undo whumpee’s jeans and shove them down, “you’re gonna shut the fuck up and stop whining and crying about it. better enjoy it while you can. maybe i’ll be nice enough to give you more later, but god knows nobody else is going to want to touch you after this. not that they ever did in the first place. just relax and you can thank me later.”
Hi hi! I hope you don't mind me sending you an ask :D
Do you have any cool prompts for the used as bait trope? Asking for... a friend. (Me. I'm asking me. 😆 🤣) Feel free to twist it up if you like! :D
-- @whumperofworlds
:D Hey I know it's been a long time but I love this trope! Ty for the ask!
Used As Bait
Content: beatings, manhandling, forced to kneel, injury whump, crying, restraints, torture, gagging
Victim that is completely uninvolved in whatever conflict is and just happens to be really close to their would-be rescuer. Dragged along by the hair as they struggle and beg to know what the hell they did to get treated this way.
Getting beaten up on the way so they have plenty of bruises to show on camera, to provoke the rescuer. "I'm not resisting--ugh!" *Punch* "Agh... please stop... I don't know who you are..."
Or, treating the captive nicely until they're in front of the camera, then whispering, "this isn't personal. I just need to make you scream." Before they start torturing the victim.
Victim that is part of the rescuer's team and gets interrogated on the way, captors hoping to get some valuable intel on the rescuer
Loyal captive that keeps their mouth shut tight and holds in their reactions as they are shoved and then punched down into position, to their knees in front of the camera
Punching and kicking existing injuries just before the stream starts to make sure they're on the verge of tears by the time their rescuer is watching
Resentment toward the victim's leader, and the victim by extension, that results in more passive on-the-way manhandling and rough treatment. Maybe they gag them for no reason.
Keeping them tightly bound and gagged for a long period of time as they wait for the right moment to start streaming. By that time, tears have started to run down the victim's cheeks from the pain of straining joints and cut blood flow, and from difficulty breathing. When the gag is finally ripped off, they gasp, head drooping as their eyes squeeze shut, relief flooding their system.
"You didn't have to do that. You didn't have to gag me."
If you DON'T have two characters who will die for each other and one of them is kidnapped to be used as bait for the other and the other character will fall for the trap to save them while the captured character hopes that the other character doesn't rescue them and would rather die to keep the other safe then what's even the point man (GN).
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now that cass has been hallucinating in earnest the past few months i want her to team up with jpv again. the quiet understanding. the not thinking you’e crazy. the reassurance of what’s real and what isn’t when you are being crazy. i miss them
johnny storm inviting his 6′5 absolute beefcake of a college roommate on an adventure around the world w him:
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Gotta love the “Twink gonna pounce” meme
[ID: two comic panels and a screen cap from Justice League Unlimited over the "Twink about to pounce" meme. The featured couples are Johnny Storm/Wyatt Wingfoot, Beatriz Da Costa/Tora Olafsdottir, and Michael Carter/Ted Kord. END ID]
Hi Traincat! I was wondering, what do you think would be Peter and/or Wyatt's reaction to someone badmouthing Johnny? I like to think they would be protective but also, this is the 616 universe and people are calling Johnny a dumb (not true) attention seeking (true) flaming himbo (debatable) every day. Sometimes in the news! So maybe it's just background noise to them... but then again, Peter has a MEAN protective streak 🤔
Wyatt would absolutely go to bat. He was ready to throw down at a moment's notice for Johnny on like day two of knowing him.
(FF #51)
Wyatt being very privy to FF stuff for such a long period of time too I think is very aware of the enormity of Johnny's reputation and how that affects him, especially the negative aspects. If someone said something directly in front of him, I think it'd be a problem, but I think he's had to learn to let things roll off his back a little just because he is so involved in the FF's inner circle and he knows how Johnny wants him to handle it. So he's protective, and still is to this day (going to New York during Robinson's run, holding onto Johnny in FF (2018) #1) but I think it's a quieter, emotionally protective way.
I think like. With Peter it's a little more complicated because he is so often caught up in his own stuff. I think it is largely background noise to him. I think if it happened directly in front of him, and it was especially vicious, Peter would definitely react, and you're right, he would get mean.
If they were in a relationship though? I imagine the adjustment period is rough because all of a sudden Peter is noticing every time Johnny is in the tabloids or there's some vicious gossip or some late night talk show host says something snide. Johnny is regularly holding him back from very public assault.
(ASM Annual #35)
Just to kind of hold up as an example. This is from when people were saying MJ's kidnapping and faked death were a publicity stunt to boost her modeling career. So it would be a lot of that. Johnny like "I need to put him on a leash."
I just think that they would’ve made for a very nice wholesome healthy couple 😭
JohnnyWyatt nation how does it feel to be SO fucking back
Fantastic Four Vol 8 #7