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[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[teaboot]

How do you use tumblr if you can't read?

I don’t know but by the grace of God some of yall scraping by

[crabussy]

HI wonderful people who follow me. I haven't done one of these in a while... demographic time GO!!!!

(E.G. PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME. @CRABUSSY. SPECIFICALLY. NOT THE PERSON YOU ARE SEEING THE REBLOG FROM)

where are you from?

aotearoa

somewhere else

Voting ended onJun 2

sorry for the lack of nuance! "from" can mean whatever you want.

[caniborrowurlighter]

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[princesssarcastia]

there are some things a character should not be able to tell us about themselves EVEN with a gun to their head. depending on the character that could even expand to include "most" things

[princesssarcastia]

i'm talking "you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink" territory. "i've constructed an elaborate rube goldberg machine of plot to force this character to have precisely the realization about themselves that i want them to, and i'm only maybe 60% sure it'll work" territory. "the deity of their choice reveals it to them in a dream and they wake up and say, 'no, that can't be right,' and promptly forget about it" territory.

[0v9]

Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

[seobot]

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[jareckiworld]

Tuula Lehtinen — Van Huysum VI (oil on canvas, 2023)

[catgirl-kaiju]

today we're all going on a field trip to the evil castle so we can learn how skeleton warriors are made

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[squeakitties]

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

[calleido]

devil’s bridge, worm’s head island, rhossili, wales by deborah smith

[dear-ao3]

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.