ProcrastinatingAcademic

Belgian, f23, aromantic sapiosexual Introvert in public, storyteller at heart Dutch translator for Overly Sarcastic Productions on YT

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Updated Masterlist

Started: 28 February 2025

Last updated: 04 January 2026

Total works: 38

Angst💥; Fluff💫; Suggestive themes🔥

I don't write smut. All fics are 'x Reader' unless stated otherwise. I strive to mostly write gender-neutral Reader-characters, and I don't use Y/N.

Requests are open!

DC Comics

The Scarecrow/Dr. Jonathan Crane

There's nothing to fear when I'm with you (Jonathan x female OC) - Ongoing series

Fighting boredom

John Contantine

Restless: A Constantine/Good Omens Crossover (currently on hiatus)💫🔥(No Reader-character) - Ongoing Series

The Riddler/Edward Nygma

Starlight is for dancing🔥

Black Mask/Roman Sionis

We were together, I forget the rest💫🔥

The Sandman

The Corinthian

(The lesser of) two evils💥💫🔥

Life is the flower for which love is the honey💥💫

Morpheus/Dream of the Endless

To see a world in a grain of sand (Blind!Reader)

Grishaverse

Kaz Brekker

Stay💫

It is lightning that does the work💥💫

Nikolai Lantsov/Sturmhond

A mother is the truest friend we have💥💫 (Mother Figure!Reader)

Two ships in the night💫

The Magnus Archives

Elias Bouchard

Various untitled WIPs

Martin Blackwood

Breath of Spring💥💫

Archival Staff

WIP: Flirting in slack (Jon, Tim, Sasha, Martin & Elias)

The Hunger Games

Haymitch Abernathy

The Survivors 💥(Haymitch x female OC; slow burn) - Ongoing Series

Criminal Minds

Dr. Spencer Reid

Experience💫

Your song💫

Kidnapped for the vibes💥💫 (UnSub!Spencer Reid)

Interview with the Vampire (2022)

Armand

Would you like to be?💥💫

House of the Dragon

Larys Strong

Darkness shared by two💫🔥

Marvel

Dr. Stephen Strange

A little less awkward💫

Daredevil/Matt Murdock

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard, are sweeter 💫🔥

Greek Mythology

Apollo

Apollo - Autism💥💫 (No Reader-character)

Hermes

Hermes - Kleptomania💥 (No Reader-character)

Hades

Hades - Separation Anxiety Disorder💥💫 (No Reader-character)

Hypnos

WIP: Hypnos - Narcolepsy

Potterverse

Newt Scamander

Hold me close💥💫

Sirius & Regulus Black

The best way to make children good is to make them happy💥💫 (Parental Figure!Reader)

Supernatural

Lucifer

Wings of snow💫

Eyes of fire🔥

Gabriel

WIP: Run away with me, mon amour

Arcane

Viktor

Memorise you💥💫🔥 (Blind!Reader)

The Witcher (Netflix)

Jaskier

Sing a song only you can hear💫

Untitled WIP

Critical Role/The Legend of Vox Machina

Percival "Percy" de Rolo

While the music lasts💫

Prodigal Son

Malcolm Bright

Shut your eyes and see💥💫 (Blind!Reader)

Sherlock (BBC)

James "Jim" Moriarty

The world is boring for boring people💥💫🔥

Good Omens

Restless: A Constantine/Good Omens Crossover (currently on hiatus)💫🔥(No Reader-character) - Ongoing Series

Succession

Roman Roy

Favourite person💫

Various

The Three Musketeers (Anderson, 2011)

Aramis/René d'Herblay

Be kind, aim for my heart💫

Le Comte de Monte-Cristo (de La Patellière & Delaporte, 2024)

Edmond Dantès/The Count of Monte Cristo

Count your blessings

Amsterdam

LA by Night/Vampire the Masquerade

Robert Garrick

All your tomorrows start here💫

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A Storm of Swords Liveblog - Chapter 70-End

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Another great monologue in the show

An iconic fight with a tragic ending

RIP to another legend. Soon there’ll be none of them left

Stannis the mannis to the rescue

Though knowing him he’ll probably also want to punish or hang Jon

…nevermind

"When he heard noises through the thick wooden door of his cell, Tyrion Lannister prepared to die" #relatable

"Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold" *slow clap*

Someone invent braille so Aemon can read books again (I write, fully prepared to go down a research-rabbit hole on the treatment of the blind in the middle ages)

Sansa Stark, architect extraordinaire

Holy fucking shit let’s go

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A Storm of Swords Liveblog - Chapter 64-69

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Jon really said “YOU SHALL NOT PASS”

Jumbo molotov cocktail!

CSI: Night’s Watch

Kevan is way more accommodating and nicer than he is in the show (unless he's immediately spilling everything to Tywin, which, let's face it, he probably is)

Oh damn Tyrion doesn't know Jaime's back yet

Oberyn, once again, being the icon that he is

Dunk mention😊

So Willas Tyrell is basically the green flag version of Larys Strong

Littlefinger and Lysa are fucking freaks

Dare I say this is worse than the incest period sex we read earlier

Give Jon a break, damn

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A Storm of Swords Liveblog - Chapter 54-63

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As much as I admire Davos’ loyalty, at a certain point you’re gonna have to cut your losses, man

Baelor😭

Not so lucky now

Oh, so Tantalus but worse

The MVP strikes again

I guess we know who’s taking a trip through the sewers

All I can say is what a cunt

Fucking finally

Everyone say thank you to the Queen of Thorns

Even Tywin acknowledges that Selmy's the MVP

Someone's salty…

*Quicksilver voice*: “You didn’t see that coming?”

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A Storm of Swords Liveblog - Chapter 45-53

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Petition to give Brienne a nice vacation on Bear Island with the Mormonts

Give Catelyn an axe

And give Sam a flamethrower

Was that Benjen bloody Stark

I know he just cut himself off in the middle of saying “brothers”, but now Jon Snow saying “Bro…” is canon and that’s fantastic

Are we getting the twist of the Red Wedding already? There's over 400 pages left

Well damn

Talk about a change of pace

You overestimate the Blackfish’s willingness to give a fuck

Again, a scene I love in the show. “Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king” “You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper” I can practically hear the actors say it

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A Storm of Swords Liveblog - Chapter 36-44

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Two bros, chilling in a hot tub

My teacher brain is like ‘aww he’s providing Pod with positive reinforcement’

Everyone shut up, Oberyn’s being iconic

Thoros is that vine of the girl going “IT’S THE LORD!”

Oh George, your love of describing fashion in great detail has given away which of these three is actually important

They should've made Daario look just as flamboyant in the show as he does in the books. Cowards

You tell him, Dany

“I don’t even know my father’s name. Some smelly drunk, I’d wager” I mean, he’s not wrong

He’s far from the top of the list of characters who could use some therapy, but Jaime’s certainly on it

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A Storm of Swords Liveblog - Chapter 28-35

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Do we ever meet Willas? Could be interesting to see him interact with Sansa and Tyrion

“It was the only thing about him that was straight” Oh? 👀

Tansy?👀👀👀👀👀👀

*Loud cracking of ice* It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up

“Jaime, what are you doing?” “Dying” Mood

The Queen of Thorns continues to slay

Speaking of slaying

RIP Lord Commander🫡

And now we’re off to find Robin Hood or something

I love teaching, but it’s particularly vexing when I’m in the middle of reading an epic fight scene and I’m interrupted by the bell because I have to go teach and shit

Lord Frey is a top 1% commentor on r/petty revenge

Doesn’t Ramsay have an older brother in the books?

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A Storm of Swords Liveblog - Chapter 22-27

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Love it when someone’s speaking recklessly in a language they think you don’t understand

They have to kill their puppies? Even Kingsman doesn’t require you to actually do that

Say what you will about Westeros, but at least they’re firmly against slavery

Okay, I’m not one for omens and such, but while I’m reading, mom’s watching the news, and there was just an item about poisoned wolves…

Well damn, Bran, everyone’s a critic

Wooooow, Melisandre is of the “only two genders”-persuasion

Ah, so the fire is only good when it conveniently aligns with your convictions

Thoros of Myr vs The Red Woman when?

Tragedy at Summerhall mention *Hans Zimmer Inception BWAAAAA*

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A Storm of Swords Liveblog - Chapter 13-21

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“She was grubbing for vegetables in a dead man’s garden when she heard the singing” Ah fuck it’s Ed Sheeran

Oh he’s Irish. Well that’s alright then

Oh, sweet summer child

“Losing an eye didn’t seem very lucky to Arya” It is if that’s all he lost

I read that “get up” in Ser Arlen’s voice

I love this entrance of the small council in the show. Great example of what you can say about characters without a single word of dialogue

“This one was only the watcher. Hang him last, so he may watch the others die” remains such a fire line

Really telling how, the longer the fight goes on, the more Jaime starts to blame any other cause rather than entertain the thought that Brienne might actually be good at this

RIP Jaime’s hand

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A Storm of Swords Liveblog - Chapter 5-12

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And that’s how Davos became a Fathomless Warlock

The MVP has arrived

Hold up, hold up. You mean to tell me there’s another set of identical twins named Erryk and Arryk?

Aerion mention👀 little shit

"The peaked roof was crowned with a huge set of antlers" *Lyonel Baratheon flashbacks*

Bitch slap him, dany!

I get it, Jojen. I, too, talk like I’m old as fuck

Does anyone have a word count for “wench” in this book?

Tyrion’s gaydar is malfunctioning

Varys is off to his side hustle as a playbacking drag queen

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A Storm of Swords Liveblog - Prologue-Chapter 4

Behold, she lives!

I don't have classes and I don't have to teach for two weeks, so I've absconded to the coast for a week to prepare lessons, take long walks and - perhaps most importantly - read in peace. Ergo, I can finally get another liveblog going! I hope you enjoy my bs ;)

(Also, did you guys watch akotsk? Fucking great stuff)

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Can we get Sam a bow with lower draw weight?

We interrupt this horror film to bring you a buddy comedy

Even Jaime has good ideas sometimes

This is why people work out in prison

Isn't Tansy the name of that girl Ramsay and Myranda were chasing through the woods? Or is that unrelated?

"It was mushy and overripe, but she ate it worms and all" Protein!

George loves his mystery knight trope

Can't wait for the purple wedding

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Me @ my students in a random hallway

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Hi! Can you write a fluff fic with Roman??? Reader, who works as his accountant, got cheated on. They drink together and it gets intimate. He comforts her and one thing lead to another. Up to you if ya want it smutty in the end. I KNOW IT’S OUT OF CHARACTER BUT I JUST NEED FLUFFY ROMAN.

So sorry for the long wait! I'm incredibly busy, and I hate that I've been lacking motivation to write whenever I do have a spare moment. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the fic!

Favourite person (Roman Roy x Reader)

Your friend finds out you got cheated on and decides to comfort you in his own way. One thing leads to another...

(Not my GIFs)

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Walking through the city streets on your way to class in boots clicking on the pavement and a coat billowing in the wind like you're a Steven Knight character

The vibes are immaculate

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Well at least these two fuckwits got what was coming to them

Bitch where have you been

Fuckin’ called that shit

I guess we got Darlington back but there’s still about 90 pages left so that doesn’t bode well

Didn’t I fucking say it

Urban fantasy authors love playing with the Voynich manuscript huh

I’m getting some Nikolai flashbacks

“Should I poison his soup?” “You’ve had worse ideas” Please stop making me chuckle on public transport

Gods I hope this fucking sexist gets hit with a healthy dose of karma soon

Not the rabbit😭😭

Hell fucking yeah

Now let’s go find Tripp because Not Spenser was not in Hell and I’m a little more worried

Leigh you’re doing weird shit with familiars again

So…

Book three when?

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“A cloak of gleaming black feathers” Vax’ildan??

“You’re on fire” “Thanks, girl”

Well shit

“Oh no, anything but that (/s)” Please I love Turner

I was feeling guilty for projecting some feelings on Michelle because she shares a name with my least favourite cousin… Not anymore I don’t

*Looks up the window* Oh yeah I wouldn’t be able to pay attention there either if that was dominating one side of the lecture hall

And that was when she knew… She fucked up

“I was a really lonely kid. The advantage to being unpopular is you get a lot more reading done” …Okay, that felt personal

I can’t wait for an oak tree to fuck up some demons

Big Not!Them from The Magnus Archives vibes

So I’m guessing Anselm is also a demon (now)?