Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Sade Olutola
Kaledo Art
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Stranger Things
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noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap
Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Origami Around
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@psychosolarium
i'm gonna get so fat and so big and so muscly and i'm gonna burn in the sun and i'm gonna get weird marks on my skin and wear raggedy clothes and i'm gonna be weird forever. and it's gonna be beautiful. and i'll sit in the sun and think "holy shit, this is so great. wowie."
hate hate hateeeee that my parents insist on me having one of those goddamn google home machines in my room. fucking great now i have an american spy in my room. excellent. every time i find an excuse to unplug it it takes like a month at most before they're like oh you should plug it in again. i dont want to bro this thing listens to me and tells the american corporation-state when i'm jerking off
dog i gotta move like yesterday
Please stay
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.
Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.
Today's Card Is: Wandering Ones
affirmations
i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature
i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths
i am building a machine greater than myself
i am able to make phone calls and appointments
Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
Trots onto your dash with youthful curiosity and zest for life
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!
dog i gotta move like yesterday
the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined
did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"
Underground french cinema
my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.
some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.
this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.
A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)
when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take
best multiple of nine
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A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play
why do so many cool trans women wear combat boots and camo pants? is it because its just badass? or because military issue equipment promises a level of quality that even the corporations have stooped below? these questions might have answers but i dont know them
reading all the responses to this post to gauge if people are cool with this idea or if everyone is going to think im lame for considering it and kill me
girl military style outfits are badass in general also i think it'd suit your general vibe fucking go for it
Sometimes on forums the admins would automatically censor the word "cum" which created such wonderful turns of phrase as "he graduated suma-***-laude"
not to be crazy but i love when the apartments around me are using their washing machines and i can hear and feel it through the wall or the floor or the ceiling. It’s like, oh, nice to hear you. Glad you’re home.
