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25 If you can escape the womb; You can escape anything.

[feluka]

some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[horselovrrr]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

am I doing this right

[totally-cis-offical]

Important tags

[georgiansuggestion]

stitch a pocket large enough for several books, a spindle, spare slippers, a loaf of bread, and your dignity

[aeon-shaping-lie-deactivated201]

Good sir I only own four of those things

[georgiansuggestion]

You may, if desired, replace Whatever you lack with More Bread.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

brilliant suggestion

[gallade-x-treme]

setsuna that’s poison

[hameru-is-cool]

She’s making Allegra chicken

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hotasiangirlsinyourarea-archive]

[crab-justice]

"Crocodiles have been around for millions of years without changing-" SHUT UP. Crab has been around for longer

[salamanderteeth]

Yea zip it scaly

[otherwindow]

A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.

[otherwindow]

Decades later, guarded by a forest of roses and thorns, lies a corpse refusing to rot.

[donttouchthevoid]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Having 2 balls is gay as hell. They live together? Like 2 guys sharing an apartment?

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[fleshdyke]

???

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you have to call someone now

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[microsff]

"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.

"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."

"Are you sure?"

"You think it frivolous?"

"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."

"Would my life change?"

"You ask that every time."

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]