Greenie was here

2d artist and game dev ; art blog is greenwitch ; 23 ; nb as heck

[mamoru]

if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast. end of story.

if a surgeon says your child has to fast, they have to fast. even if they are rreeeaaaallly hungry. even if they beg for food. even if they cry. even if they throw a tantrum. even if they scream for hours.

if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast.

[lillypadcrochet]

For a bit more context/plainer language from a child life specialist:

the medicine the doctor gives you to make you sleep, called anesthesia, makes you sleep differently than you do at night. Medicine sleep is so deep that the muscle that keeps your stomach closed falls asleep too.

Your stomach and your lungs are connected by your esophagus, which connects to your mouth and brings air to your lungs and food into your stomach.

Because you’ll be laying flat on your back, This means if you have food in your stomach it can come up out of your stomach, and because they’re connected by your esophagus, food or drink that comes out of your stomach can go into your lungs.

Because they aren’t supposed to have stuff other than air in them, having food or drinks in your lungs can make you really sick.

The doctors really don’t want that to happen, which is why they ask you not to eat or drink anything the day you’re having your surgery/whatever you’re getting anesthesia for. It can be really hard but it’s important!

[mamoru]

everyone move over this post is about fish religion now

[bunchastuffs]

you've heard of Legal Eagle now get ready for the Surgeon Sturgeon

[the-haiku-bot]

you’ve heard of Legal

Eagle now get ready for

the Surgeon Sturgeon

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thisloveforyourmom]

Importantly - this is also why they don't want you to eat during labor. If things go south fast and they need to anesthetize you, it'll be safer to do so.

Then why, as I've seen people ask, will they still operate it someone comes in in an ambulance who hasn't fasted? It can't be that important if they'll operate anyway when you really need itC right? Well, normally, for example a knee surgery, the risk they're weighing against is the person going home and letting their knee injury sit for another day while they actually fast. It's one extra day of waiting versus a surgery that's exactly the same except much safer.

When one extra day of waiting will kill you, the math tilts the other way, and fast. Aspiration pnuemonia isn't going to kill you faster than a severed carotid artery.

(Also, please just tell your anesthesiologist what drugs you're on. Combining amphetamines with anesthesia unawares can Just Kill You.)

[purplebloodstaring]

It's also mostly so you don't shit and mf barf yourself up cause anesthesia can do that . And it's not pretty.

[purplebloodstaring]

Shrimp ( and co )

[calware]

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

ALT

try using these palettes instead!!

ALT

[calware]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

[lizluvscupcakes]

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

[calware]

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children’s hospital and say “it’s literally color theory” unironically, but… it’s literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you’ll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don’t want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there’s variation in the values and saturation, but imo that’s a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[calware]

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

[nerves-nebula]

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

[0111010001110010011000010111000]

[calware]

this post was made less than 24 hours ago

[luahecate]

im so confused-

[st4rguy]

Me too

[fuckyeahamphibia]

What is even going on

[milly-the-devil]

Udbeheje omgg

[fuckyeahamphibia]

WAIT GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Look very closely at the last 4 people who added something.

Whats the common thing?

Its them

[calware]

why did you tag this as amphibia

[thedudewithfivenames-deactivate]

im confused, why are we separating boy and girl colors?/genq

[headfirstforiero]

i love this thread

[neptr-the-alien]

Nature is healing. Nobody commented on the colours being homestuck characters

[calware]

does anyone want anything from mcdonalds

[leo60228]

nuggets 10-pack with buffalo sauce

[calware]

nugget machine broke ☹️

[stabbyapologist]

I despise pink. It’s from getting everything as a kid in PINK. I. like. BLUE

[calware]

ok

[crayongirl]

can i have the girls happy meal toy

[purplebloodstaring]

HACKHACK that is a homestuck troll well done

[greenwitchart]

no need for airbags

[onceuponaturnaboutzine]

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[greenwitchart]

A smal tantrum

[a-metal-jelly-bean]

THE EDGEWORTH TITTIES!!!!

[purplebloodstaring]

[picopepin]

Day 01 of @mettatonmay! The theme is “Body”

[appeypie]

@mettatonmay day 5: outfit change

i was going to draw the red suit but. as always, it turns into a cute dress .. :'D

[dunmertitty]

i was manspreading at the bus stop and it’s sunny and im wearing black jeans and i think my cock might’ve melted a little but i can’t check because i’m on the bus now

[dunmertitty]

i should clarify this is about my packer.

[greenwitchart]

Catbois

[greenwitchart]

A smal tantrum

[greenwitchart]

a cat worth i did for the trans visibility day

[greenwitchart]

a drawing that came to me after seeing a tweet about nrmt not being domestic enough if they had no garden . So i gave them one

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[silverjirachi]

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

[wizardlyghost]

(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)

RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell

Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act

Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?

MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!

FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.

RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?

Without the guide of others I assumed

That heat was merely added for the sake

Of expediting this solution’s brewing!

Half a decade I have spent, or more,

Not questioning this worldview I had made.

In fact, I am myself a bit surprised

That you might think that I, your dearest friend,

Might have a patience of sufficient stock

To wait until a pot of water boils.

FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?

The microwave will beep when it is done!

CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!

Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!

FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know

That I have not the patience, like our Root,

To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?

CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!

FROG: On what plate?

Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task

Of boiling but a single cup alone?

FROG: In minutes?

CATS'N: Yes!

FROG: I counted seven, once.

CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!

If on a middle heat you place the cup

You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.

Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate

Or even less, if you should have a pot.

FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?

You place upon the iron stove a mug?

A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?

How do these flames, though medium in height,

Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?

Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched

With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!

(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)

KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.

[elodieunderglass]

[astraldemise]

https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

[astraldemise]

this website is a hivemind but gotdamn it sure is a squizard

[catadromously]

pondering the orb (wiwaxia) ...

[yekkes]

For some reason the article isn't linking normally but this is amazing! I do not like that the author does not mention Hirschfeld being Jewish early enough in the article, but it's awesome this has been restored!