Purple Ms.Leah

TOO SAUCY TO LIVE - TOO GAY TO DIE - BUT ALSO BI

[roswellsoup]

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

[roswellsoup]

photographic evidence btw 🐞🐞

[myspace]

[east-of-nowhere]

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

[evilnicegirl]

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

[evilnicegirl]

i would say theres honestly nothing you can do

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[higharollakockamamie]

MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they're not real and nothing matters

Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn't load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock

[willowmp4]

remembering squapes…

[reneelovesrobots]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[pizzagrenades]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[visenyaism]

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

[vintar]

i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO

[bigdickwizard]

i don’t normally add to people’s posts, but i’m an OR nurse who specializes in gender affirming surgery, and this is totally correct. when we bring the patient into the OR we always ask them what surgery they’re having (to make sure there are no oopsies) and more often than not, my top surgery patients will say “YOU’RE CUTTIN’ THESE BITCHES OFF” or “YOU’RE GONNA YEET THE TEATS” and i know i have the best job in the world.

[vintar]

thank you for the support, big dick wizard

[dogpuppy]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

[oysters-aint-for-me]

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[tomhoppusdelonge]

it’s important that the girl reading this takes a 2 hour depression nap after work. it’s good for their enrichment

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[meedinuku]

the way his face went “oh” instantly i can’t stop laughing