Yerrrrr

I drink respect my wife juice. we live in a society, bottom text. He/They 27yrs young Wife: @p1nksphynx

[hitmewithcute]

Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[purplesphynx42]

SHOW ME UR TITS.

Ok <3

[strawdogs]

growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men

[idk-my-aesthetic]

They used to let us show tits

[old-manrupee]

They used to let us show tits

[coyotesmokebreak]

[galaxianbitch]

How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

why did “people deserve to live” become a controversial thought?

[tamamita]

At this E3, I shall destroy gamer

[pwesident]

Which one?

[tamamita]

Are you a gamer?

[pwesident]

That’s… that’s a loaded question… m-maybe?

[tamamita]

You know what else is loaded?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

my main man scoobert goes in

[internetromance-deactivated2017]

what about me? scorbort?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i told you to never show your face in these parts again.

[thebootydiaries]

hell,, hell fire

[kaijuno]

Got suspended on twitter once for calling Ben Shapiro cuck boy for 27 consecutive days

[crittizen]

[dropslikerain]

DESERVED and also, sad accomplishment

[kaijuno]

I was a published nuclear astrophysicist by the age of 21.

[dropslikerain]

Great job. Maybe stick to it than looking like a dumbass calling someone a cuckboy.

[kaijuno]

Ok cuckboy

[kushonthecoast]

Its all fun and games but we can pleasantly remember that OP will die with student loans they never paid off because they ended up at McDonald’s instead of anywhere near their field of study.

Its the small things in life that bring me pleasure :)

[kaijuno]

I went to uni on a full ride scholarship and have no debt but nice try

[gsv-mundane-circumstances]

OP

[official-lucifers-child]

there’s so many things going on here:

OP doing a hilarious but ultimately pretty harmless thing and people reacting as though they said they kick puppies for fun

people conflating doing this funny harmless thing to being dumb

so many people thinking that you can’t be both extremely smart/successful and also do stuff like what OP was doing, like it’s one or the other

the extremely derogatory “ending up at mcdonald’s” being used as like. a gotcha?? i already made a full post explaining why those sorts of “insults” are really fucking shitty but like. here’s another one.

OP just dodging EVERYTHING, like there’s that post talking abt how tumblr people are dumb on purpose for fun bc you’ll find out that someone who posted “suck an egg jesus” is a renowned scientist at NASA or something. that’s this

anyone thank you for your service OP

[donkeydickjess]

I couldn’t look away from this train wreck of a post

[jacobgalapagos]

i dont know what an NFT is and im too afraid to ask

[queersamus]

imagine if you went up to the mona lisa and you were like "i'd like to own this" and someone nearby went "give me 65 million dollars and i'll burn down an unspecified amount of the amazon rainforest in order to give you this receipt of purchase" so you paid them and they went "here's your receipt, thank you for your purchase" and went to an unmarked supply closet in the back of the museum and posted a handmade label inside it behind the brooms that said "mona lisa currently owned by jacobgalapagos" so if anyone wants to know who owns it they'd have to find this specific closet in this specific hallway and look behind the correct brooms. and you went "can i take the mona lisa home now?" and they went "oh god no are you stupid? you only bought the receipt that says you own it, you didn't actually buy the mona lisa itself, you can't take the real mona lisa you idiot. you CAN take this though." and gave you the replica print in a cardboard tube that's sold in the gift shop. also the person selling you the receipt of purchase has at no point in time ever owned the mona lisa.

unfortunately, if this doesn't really make sense or seem like any logical person would be happy about this exchange, then you've understood it perfectly

[yahoonews]

[quasi-normalcy]

“Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.”

–Terry Pratchett, Snuff

[katalinathecat]

That was explained beautifully

[witchaj]

“Arguing that you don’t care about privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don’t care about free speech because you have nothing to say.”

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

[kaldicuct]

“love yourself, but fuck that guy in particular.”

[byjove]

during the Victorian occultism movement I would have been the guy who giggled all the way through seances

[thestereotypebuster]

Arthur Conan Doyle subtly, but very firmly kicking you under the table.

[byjove]

man was 6’1” and built like a brick shithouse if he looked at me sideways I’d collapse like an aluminum can

[aeoliantectrix]

Mans was WHAT

[byjove]

here’s a picture of him standing next to Harry Houdini, who was 5’6”

[scoobycore]

This is actually really interesting in the context of average height.

In the Victorian era, average height for Englishmen was 5'6" with a range of 5'3" - 5'9". Anyone outside of this range was considered unusually tall or short.

So mans WAS built like a brick shithouse.

[iamthedukeofurl]

Conan “The Barbarian” Doyle

[memewhore]

[donkeydickjess]

Haters

[omghotmemes]

At night the beast sleeps