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[hustlerose]

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

[pleasemayiiplease]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[pudulogy]

[strawberry-crocodile]

one of the "gender is fake" discoveries i made while transitioning is that, like, gendered cuts of shirts do SO MUCH to change a persons silhouette? like a goof 20% of the "biological difference between men and women" that people imagine is just shirt cut. its just clothing cut. its insane.

[zer0brainc3lls]

Grace not specifying when he says he only has a life span of 70-90 years that ALL humans have that amount of time so Rocky thinks he has some kind of illness that Grace won’t talk about so now he’s on a mission to find out what’s wrong with Grace and cure it

[defo-not-nya]

and ends up accidentally making grace semi-immortal.

Because Eridians have a custom- when they find their mate(s)- both of them bind their life together. So that, if they die, they die together. It's not compulsory - they donot only when they're sure. And that's why adrian didn't take another mate. Because they knew rocky was alive. So what rocky does is he and adrian do that custom with grace so that he can live as long as them.

And then grace, after reaching the ripe age of 126 finally mentions to rocky that this is really long for a human.

Cue a panic stricken rocky and adrien trying to figure out how to break it to grace that he is, technically, their third.

Rocky doesn't regret it though.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

More AI hate please.

I was literally just gonna do a news bit about Trump selling the entire Library of Congress to ChatGPT to be scanned and destroyed and sold back to us wrong as a subscription, but it was just too depressing and I think Apollo follows this tumblr.

[wheelie-sick]

for the lovely lovely deafies out there who want to get involved in direct action you absolutely 100% cannot ever bring a hearing aid or cochlear implant with bluetooth to any direct action. bluetooth devices all carry a unique signal that can be used to identify you if it's picked up at a direct action. go with a [more] hearing buddy and communicate in sign language. if you don't mutually know a sign language then come up with gestures. do not risk your freedom because you want to have your hearing aid/cochlear implant at the action. it's not worth it.

[wheelie-sick]

flock cameras are also now tracking bluetooth device signatures when you pass them. if you drive past a flock camera with your bluetooth-enabled hearing aid or cochlear implant, the flock camera knows you passed through

[okavara]

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[ralfmaximus]

For those who celebrate

[rabbitkinglune777]

get to know my ocs aesthetics!

[rabbitkinglune777]

wanted to flesh out Hitch and Hitomi a bit with their aesthetics plus alt outfits different from their main ones!

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[tlirsgender]

Did you know eating breakfast makes you feel better ? Like an actual meal and everything. Had a yummy eggwich bagel and an apple and two coffees today and I feel like I just removed a status effect

[tlirsgender]

The status effect would probably be "hungry"

[tlirsgender]

I will walk around feeling like I'm taking poison damage -1 -1 -1 whole time it's cause I only ate a protein bar and called it "minmaxxing nutrients". Well I cast Egg Sandwich Bagel and Apple

[girlcreaturething]

Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,

[girlcreaturething]

One might go so far as to say a type of woman,

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[niidsch]

Not seeing many people talk about this on Tumblr, so gonna spread the word myself: Webtoon is going to start using AI for translations and an AI chat bot with comic characters. If you're against this you should delete your account, and if you are publishing on the website, you should consider moving to other alternatives and especially having your own website to host your comic.

Also needless to say that Webtoon can absolutely afford to hire translators, this is just yet another way to not pay the people who are making the company behind Webtoon absurdly rich.

And for the people who might see this as a good decision:

(+ all the environmental damage that AI is causing)

[saltoncity]

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

[crittaslink]

it's imperative that if a character is always wearing a signature hat that they have a moment where they sleep in the hat, and the hat's over their eyes, and they look very cute.