qinzi

ao3 user qinzai. twitter user jiangququ. brain user not at all

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[qinzai]

I don’t care if Canes or Habs/Sabres win. I now need the Avs to lose. Cale Makar and NateMac you will grow strange sores in 2 minutes…..

[brainpowderplzzo-o-deactivated2]

not now kitten, the walls are closing in on daddy

[tearlessrain]

[vergak]

[palehorsemen]

[sandersstudies]

Okay guys I have the day off tomorrow so I will totally clean my whole house, finish every book I’m reading, do all the stuff I’ve been putting off, and solve world hunger :) so excited

[sandersstudies]

Bad news guys

[felixcloud6288]

The strong as fuck ice mummy attacked?

[sandersstudies]

The strong as fuck ice mummy 😔

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[damazcuz]

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[konohahater]

i would make such a good blorbo if i was fictional. there would be such beautiful fanfiction written about me.

[northirish]

Who will take up arms with me? Who will clash steel upon steel, sunder walls and put nations to the sword with me? We'll get McDonald's afterwards

[avantgarden-er]

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

[paroxsysdraw]

me when my friends . yea

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats