My apt is like an IKEA showroom & I'm OK with that

A sideblog for me to post all the stuff related to the (continuous re-) decorating of my apartment, since I'm pretty sure the followers of my main blog are sick of it by now. NGL my stuff is like 95% IKEA, and I'm OK with that Links to products are provided for informational purposes only-- I don't get any kickbacks or anything.

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

he's built like an unsecured ikea bookshelf and brother, am i a toddler

[meangirlnurse]

My friends laugh at me but like, my actual dream meet cute is meeting a femme in Ikea who is like “Oh no, I want to buy all this furniture but I don’t know how to build it” and I get to (butchly) say “Oh I’ll come build it for you, I love building Ikea furniture” and then we go back to hers and she drinks wine while watching me build Ikea furniture with my set of 30 interchangeable screwdrivers and also she shows me her cat

anon i'm a little in love with you and i want this for you so bad

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[lacefuneral]

[tomhordy]

[tenpointstoq]

I am sorry but I just CAN’T

[boondock-smokes]

still my favourite on set story ever

[leandra-kinard]

I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!! 

[unicornsandbutane]

the Fjellowship of the Ring

[too-many-blorbos]

Do You Own A Blahaj?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 20, 2023

[afeelgoodblog]

Blahaj in a suit

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Just occurred to me that when you go to Ikea you don't have to limit yourself to one lap. You can go around a second time.

[giltspark]

You can go around a second time, but is the temptation worth it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

What is even the point of Ikea if you don't talk yourself into 3 new kitchen gadgets and an unnecessary blahaj

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Lots of passionate defenders of the necessity of blahaj in the notes

[starlight-edith]

Wtf is a blahaj????

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Him.

[catchymemes]

[tweets-i-have-saved-on-my-phone]

[shabbytigers]

Ikea Tarot Deck

Ikea is a place of transition, a journey, a source of light and comfort, but also strife. Ikea contains the universe. Harness that power to

i have literally no idea how i feel about this but i feel it

[elephantbitterhead]

[hottestthingalive]

rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos

[hottestthingalive]

people complain about how confusing assembling ikea furniture is and meanwhile i rise above their understanding and exist beyond their pitiful mortal comprehension as i spend a wonderful day assembling two twin beds with nothing but two hex keys, hope, and a whole lot of screws. 10/10 experience would do again

[quarterkea]

Lesson learned: attempting to use a very delicate stencil on roughly textured walls is a recipe for disaster

[thehmn]

They took in some people from a clothing store next door too. The employees could have gone home but couldn’t bring themselves to kick the customers out into the snow because some of them had an impossible three hours drive home and would have gotten stuck on the road in their cars so the employees and their boss opted to stay.

The woman who reported on the incident trekked alone through piles of snow on foot. She couldn’t bring a cameraman so everything was filmed with a small handheld camera.

They ate food from the cafeteria (meatballs of course), watched a Christmas show and football before getting to pick any bed they wanted in the store. In the morning they were served cinnamon buns and coffee/tea.

Just a cute little story to brighten your day.

[elmesza]

[autostrad]

[ID: the sentences"Painting your nails" and “Just girly things” superimposed over a picture of a hand applying pink nail polish to a metal nail on a table. /End ID]

[ruinedchildhood]

[deadbeatmaker]

going to ikea will fix me

[gallusrostromegalus]

Garden is coming along nicely, had to re-stake my tomatoes and cucumbers. Makes a nice WFH space.

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those asking: the dinosaurs were 80% off last halloween so i got them for like $20 each and using them to give the snap peas something to grow on and I put “The one on the end with the dinosaurs” on delivery instructions so now they have much less difficulty finding my place.  I also have a couple fruit trees on the other, shittier porch but Mom called with “I started potatoes and wildflowers and melons and romaine and beans and milkweed and radishes for you!” So I might need to reorganize again to figure out where all these are gonna live.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Husbeast came out and asked "More salad?" With a certain level of dismay because I have been hacking the salad bar back every week and he's not used to this level of produce and. Sweetie. We're not even into the crops proper yet. We got:

Cucumbers

Broccolini

Watermelon

Spaghetti squash

Butternut squash

Carrots

Strawberries

Corn

Juvenile Mourning Dove (were not going to eat him but he lives under the shitty porch and is very cute)

The cherries might already be ripe ??

Wait there's an image limit hang on

[gallusrostromegalus]

The columnar apple trees, which won't fruit until 2022, but are notorious over-producers for thier size.

The pallisade peach, which is frankly, showing off. This isn't even half the fruit it's trying to produce. Gonna have to prop it's spindly ass up all summer.

The snap peas which are doing a great job climbing the dinosaurs

And the mixed greens, butter lettuce, red lettuce, spinach and bok choy in the salad bar.

And the four tomato plants.

And the lemon.

And the herbs.

And the onions, if I can figure out how and when to harvest them.

And the Swiss chard.

And the- *checks email* - honeydew melons, romaine lettuce, radishes, green beans, three kinds of potatoes, two kinds of sweet potatoes, another tomato and a mandrin orange mom wants to foist on me.

Husbeast is going to learn all about fresh produce.