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fairycosmos

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

elyonholic

— Boston Legal: S04Ep12

1anonyymous1

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

kosmogrl

I just need to take a walk (girl that is on the verge of insanity)

contemptible-scoundrel

[dismissive jerkoff gesture]

dreamingnemleria

1anonyymous1

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

carnival-phantasm

cringlizzerd

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

nattousan

talldren

princesssokphanny

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

dexterousdawdler

Rainbow Moon 🌈

csny

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

wiltking

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down