[queenkenna]

oh no what is this it can't possibly be a choices apk with all the premium diamond choices unlocked and free that is a reliable and has no viruses and can also be used to install updates without losing progress oh noo

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[technomancerb3]

like for Juniper ACX5048

ignore for 1 year of unreliable internet

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

the underwhelming dense pang of sadness mixed with the loss of personal identity and opportunity that goes hand-in-hand when you're forced to live with your parents as someone well into their adult years lol

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

the loss of privacy. the absence of choice. the desire for more that's out of reach.

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

sorry this was supposed to say overwhelming. it gets to be too much. trying to fit your adult interests in the confined spaces of your childhood room; the emotions of your younger self piled within the crevices of this one room that you're able to express yourself in is... overwhelming and choking

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

not to mention the mixture of emotions, right? grateful you're not homeless. grateful your parent extends a helping hand. grateful they understand why you're not on your own. yet you're still grieving what could be. grieving the creativity you have to shelter because it's not your space to create. the experiences you must only daydream, the ones you're missing out on, because you can't bring people over. the rules you must follow, even as a grown adult with your own autonomy, because there are even older adults who want things to be in place; inherently feeling like an infant no matter what you do, no matter how much older you get. etc, etc, etc, and so on.

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

when dealing with mosquitos do you:

leave them alone and let them hang out around in ur room (normal)

trap them with a cup and a sheet of paper and put them outside (mostly normal)

slap them in the air or on your skin (sure)

hit them while theyre on the wall or a piece of furniture so it leaves a stain (absolutely fucking deranged)

[sergle]

ABSOLUTELY love these tags I respect this person so much

[brokendreamsandpyramidschemes]

[ritterdoodles]

You can tell OP has never lived in an area infested in mosquitoes, those assholes suck to the highest degree

[agentfrostbite]

Plot twist, OP is an alien researcher attempting to gather information and wildly misinterpreting humanity’s reactions

[batsy-bueller]

OP this you?

[trespia]

gabe is admittedly handsome and supposedly a bad boy lawyer (whatever that means) but i have not flirted with this man once. can the air PLEASE not be "charged with electricity" can the mc PLEASE not be "drawn to him" i am begging at this point

[queenkenna]

....i kinda love laws of attraction. the LIs suck but the cases are so fun

[tallahasseemp3]

spiritual successor to “what have you ever done except leak out of your ass at walmart”

[bauliya]

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

[cake-writes]

[divinesong]

Yea, sure. Until YOU or people you love are among the victims for someone else’s love and the villains won’t care. Would also like to point out that some villians(Kuvira, for example) have been willing to sacrifice/throw away love interests for their own goals.

[bauliya]

idk about you but existing in the real world gives me and my loved ones immunity from the actions of fictional villains. hope you manage to get your family out of star wars.

[taksez]

Oh @bauliya​ honey, do you really think all villains are fictional?

[bauliya]

this post is about fictional villains I'm not encouraging people to bang jeff bezos

[evilkitten3]

this isn’t funny guys darth vader killed my dad

[queenkenna]

darth vader is your dad

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[arbitreneart]

It just keeps coming around

[nyctosaurid]

the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised 

[aerialsquid]

I feel like the modern equivalent is that guy you think is super well put together until you find out exactly how much red bull he ingests on a regular basis.

[domicileensnared]

Modern Sherlock is that very nice English Professor-seeming guy who you bring a problem and while walking from the door of his office to his desk he starts explaining the entire solution you need

And upon reaching his desk he’s like “Excuse me one moment.” and pulls out one of those huge Monster canisters they legally aren’t allowed to make anymore, cracks the whole thing, chugs it, takes a deep breath, and then nods at you and is like “Alright, and then what you need to do is…”

[younggayanddoingokay]

Imagine how much better the dynamic of bbc sherlock could have been if they did this.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

why even modernize it to energy drinks??? coke didn’t go anywhere. we still have coke. energy drinks aren’t NEARLY chaotic enough. 

Its is more like you hiring some guy to do private investigation about how your husband maybe cheating on you and Sherlock comes to your house high as fuck. Walks into your living room and without taking a moment to even talk to you or sign any paperwork, he turns around—pupils as big as god—and just says

“Its your best friend Brenda. I’ll email you the invoice.” 

and walks right out of your house. 

[bairnsidhe]

Because when it was written cocaine was legal and even considered healthy and useful by some laypeople, even though doctors knew it wasn’t, and Watson was always trying to stop people from encouraging Sherlock’s addiction because HE KNEW BETTER.

So consider this, Holmes, at 2am, desperately searching the flat for the stashes of NOS cans, only to keep coming up with passive aggressive pamphlets about the dangers of caffeine overdose.

Watson wakes up to a stench like Satan’s ass to find Sherlock sitting by his bed with a re-heated pot of cold brewed Deathwish Coffee that had been hidden in the back of the toilet tank (brewing) for five months.  Sherlock is trying to say he’s proud of John’s cleverness in finding most of the stashes, but he’s passed into the fifth dimension and all John gets is a creepy vibrating grin and a sound like a shaken cat.

TLDR, Sherlock did die when he fell off the Falls, but he was so coked up his body didn’t stop moving until like a decade later.

[shadowmaat]

Sherlock as one of those cryptid types the baristas talk about (there’s a post floating around somewhere) who comes in and orders a venti with as many shots as they are legally allowed to add, plus a few more for good measure (and a hefty tip) and then adds energy drink on top of it before chugging the whole thing, to the absolute horror of the cafe staff.

[junietwohundred]

This is the kind of Sherlock Holmes discourse I demand on my dash. Bring me more!

[itsclydebitches]

Further discourse! Everyone is missing the fact that Sherlock used cocaine to “escape from the commonplaces of existence” when he didn’t have a case. The drugs are a substitute. Which means that when you hire him he’s stone-cold sober and JUST AS WEIRD. 

So it’s more like realizing that your flatmate with the caffeine/sometimes drug death wish will only chill the fuck out when he has some strange mystery to unravel, so you spend your free time scouring reddit posts that might actually feature a real missing person. Or a ghost. You really don’t care which at this point. When you finally find something your flatmate is THRILLED and straight up stops eating because he thinks he can survive on intellectual curiosity alone, and yeah that’s not good, but it’s better than what he was doing to himself before. Your success is comparative, okay? You stick around for the meeting partly because you’re curious, partly because this is your home too remember, and partly because you’ve found that writing up these insane excursions helps pay off your student loans. Your Patreon is thriving. The entire time your flatmate is interviewing this poor SOB he keeps breaking into manic grins and you’re kicking him under the table, trying to help him remember that others aren’t happy about a death in the family. Halfway through he pulls a cigarette from a stash in his smelly bedroom slipper, offering the client one and yeah, that’s very nice, but… no. No thank you. He’s dressed impeccably and has a violin worth millions just lying on the floor, but the flat as a whole looks like a tornado just blew through and there’s something growing on the walls beside the makeshift lab. Is he rich? Dirt poor? Impossible to tell based on the surroundings. The entire time he rattles off observations about the client not at all related to the case and his continuing good mood depends entirely on how impressed the guy is. If he mentions “magic tricks” or “I saw that on Youtube” you’re prepped for damage control. 

By 8:00pm you’ve finally convinced your flatmate to look up from his research and go half on a pizza, but the second it gets there he shrieks in excitement and runs out the door, demanding that you follow with your legally dubious gun. You apologize profusely to the delivery guy and double his tip, begging him not to call the cops. No, not because you’re afraid of arrest, you just know the head of the local precinct and he’s a pain in the ass. 

You run after your flatmate knowing damn well you have to be up early tomorrow because despite maintaining a private practice you still don’t make enough to get your own apartment. 

You are living your best life. 

[janetm74]

That last post…nailed it

[tjwock]

Reminder that most of Sherlock Holmes is now in the public domain.

Like…. just saying.

[maramahan]

Personally I see Sherlock as ADHD and no one will ever convince me otherwise

I mean — it’s textbook hyperfixation/understimulation right there — I Also forget to eat and sleep and do Human Things when I’m vibing with whatever makes my brain go, and I Also take (medically prescribed) stimulants when I need to think. And Also adhd understimulation makes mundane existence an agony that one will do nearly anything to escape but at least in the modern day we have things like video games and netflix so it’s a little easier to actually get that escape without y’know completely self-destructing along the way (Sherlock Holmes plays Among Us to fill the void between cases change my mind)

And while it’s entirely legit that a modern ADHD sherlock might self-medicate with energy drinks and home-brewed toilet-tank-coffee, I’d LOVE to see an adaptation where Sherlock just. has a prescription?

So instead of hunting down his secret Bad Habit Stash, John could be like “hey, sherlock- the pharmacy called, your meds are ready” and then sherlock would be all “LATER JOHN IM ON A CASE RN I DONT NEED THEM” and John’d be like “sherlock no that’s not how that works”

And then later once the case has been solved and the existential agony of understimulation sets back in, Sherlock could be like “hey John pass me my meds” And John might be “sherlock you already took them this morning I saw you” “yeah but they’re not working yet” “dude it takes time for them to kick in” “sure sure OR I could just take more. I missed some days y’know I gotta catch up” “sherloCK NO I am a DOCTOR that’s NOT HOW THAT WORKS” And then sherlock heaves a gigantic sigh and grabs a can of RedBull that’d been stuffed between the couch cushions and John like swats him with a shoe or something because SHERLOCK NO do you KNOW what that stuff DOES to your HEART PLEASE STOP

[madenthusiasms]

I want this more every time it crosses my dash.

[queenkenna]

I'm sorry but "coke didn't go anywhere. we still have coke" is one of the best sentences I've ever read

[bauliya]

omg thank you so much for the telegram vaccine link!! im under 18 but hopefully we'll be able to book a slot for my didi with this. hoping your shot goes well and you don't get any side effects 🙏

I JUST GOT MY SHOT AND IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU! HAPPY VACCINE MY FRIEND! I'm eating a celebratory ice cream I'll write a guide as soon as I'm done ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[bauliya]

alright!

if you're from India and over 18 and can't get a slot this is for you. first of all, you need to download telegram, it's a messaging app like WhatsApp.

then you go here https://under45.in/telegram.php and choose districts, each district opens to a group where people post vaccine vacancies as they become available. they also list which vaccine is being used. I'd advise joining as many districts as you can reach.

the aarogya setu app is shit. once you find an opening, you quickly go to the COWIN WEBPAGE and register with your aadhar and the OTP they send you. I recommend just pinning your aadhar in your clipboard. please note you can add up to four people in your account! add people that don't have as many resources as you, they don't have to be family.

after registering, you enter the pincode you get via telegram. slots fill up FAST, and you realistically only have 1-2 minutes

the most effective time to register seems to be 4-7am. my fucked up sleep schedule peeps you're in luck.

and that's it! happy registering! it'll take a lot of false tries but it's worth it.

[casmick-consequences]

also Dean isn't bi because he likes men. Dean is bi because he likes men and women. His relationships/attraction to women is valid and weren't "cover-ups" to hide his bisexuality, as he is bisexual. I wish more ppl understood this.

[zendayaimdb]

i have never seen bi dean fans ever imply he’s gay. people don’t need to emphasize how much dean likes women, because in the show he is heterosexual and only shows attraction to women. fandom talks about an imagined attraction to men to make him as bisexual. they are allowed to emphasize that to balance out canon.

if you want to hear dean talk about his attraction to women watch literally any episode.

[casmick-consequences]

yes well I guess we live in different worlds because ALL I see is his bisexuality getting erased by only ever talking about his mlm side. And that's exactly the point I'm trying to make. we ARE allowed to emphasize and make sure ppl know he likes men. this is targeted towards ppl who make "bisexual Dean" edits and leave the part where he likes women out, as people tend to do. to put it simply: it's biphobia. You're allowed to think this is a stupid take but I'm standing by this point.

[varmajackie]

no one:

absolutely no one:

not a single soul:

the narrative about the patient's illness: and suddenly it hits you

[castiellesbian]

You can add Cas to ONE episode he isn’t in, which would it be? For me it would be Last Holiday

[hatescapsicum]

Please, it's ugly.