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waits patiently for 2015 upload
Happy new year 2016
Happy new year 2017Â
And now, we wait
In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.
i aspire to be this petty someday
Sorting hat quizzes be like
How do you brush you teeth?
a) Bravely
b) While eating sweets
c) While reading a book
d) Iâm a snake
(Reenacted this HP post yâalready know about :))
(( OOC: Iâm never going to get over this. ))Â
so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like âman I cant believe dumbledore diedâ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.
Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au
So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. Youâre in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. âMan I canât believe dumbledore diedâ by a guy walking right by you and in youâre rage you shout âYou! Youâre the one!â The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, âThatâs not really how I imagined that being saidâ
It got better
oh my god, please take 3 seconds out of your day to watch this.
Whatâs the opposite of a jump scare
isnât it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
Actually! Fun fact!
If âstarting to dieâ is defined as âcells start dying at a faster rate than they are replacedâ then you donât start dying the day youâre born! Youâre still growing and cells are still being replaced pretty quick for about 22 to 25 years!
So 25. THATâS when you start to die!
:D
Ask any 25 year old and they will confirm
This is true.
This is explains so much.
Tag Yourself (Archangel Edition)
My kale
-the Mom Friendâą -bossy -judges everyone -always looks calm and collected -internally scrEAMING -gets advice from cracker jack boxes
Lose-ifer
-annoying -needs attention 24/7 for survival -has never once used an âindoor voiceâ, probably has never heard of the concept -the Vodka Auntâą -has a sarcastic comment for EvERYTHiNG -thinks theyâre hot stuff
Ra-fail
-has no time for your shit -the voice of reason -the Smartestâą -constantly ignored -Will beat u up in a dirty ally for looking at them the wrong way -likes wearing dresses and makeup
Gaybriel
-Smolâą -will fight u -makes fun of inappropriate things -randomly giggles at stuff they saw 3 years ago -actual anime character -thinks playing dead is cool
petition to rename the usa âsouth canadaâ
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caNâT BREATHE OH MY GOD
Iâm not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
*CRYING* XDDD
ITS ON MY DASH H O L Y S H I T
@amber-acrylic IâM CRYING-
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s11 gag reel for ur viewing pleasure!
Concept: an Ao3 app
I have never seen grape ice cream.
Actually, i know why this is:
Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so youâd keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.
But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerryâs did it. So why donât we have grape ice cream?
Hereâs the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didnât understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. âBecky was impressed,â he remarked, âWe were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop â on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldnât believe I did it. Iâll never forget what happened next.â
âBecky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasnât getting anywhere with her now.â
Yeah.Â
tldr; The reason we donât have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerryâs killed Jerryâs hot sisterâs dog with it.
holy fuck
IâM MICHELLE OBAMA