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Product Placement
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Discoholic 🪩
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@theartofmadeline
Game of Thrones Daily
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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DEAR READER
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
styofa doing anything
Show & Tell
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@queenrezol
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
@realrandomposts @shi-daisy
The original is back!
BRUH ITS THE ORIGINAL POST 😱
the true star of the show
@markiplier, would it be okay if I use "A Heist With Markiplier" for my persuasive speech presentation? The reasons would be:
It's an amazing adventure and it's really fun
Shows creativity
Encourage creativity for young/inspired ones to create
Yancy, Illinois, and Magnum endings and what they might mean to the audience
Please let me know if that's alright with you.
Thank you,
~Number1120
I just spent a 5 hour live-streaming cyber bullying people into sharing Heist...
OF COURSE YOU CAN
YouTube PSA
In case you haven’t seen anything about it yet, DON’T SPAM CHATS IN LIVE-STREAMS ON YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW!
This isn’t about a “don’t clog the chat” issue, but a genuine logistical issue with YouTube’s banning system.
During one of Markiplier’s live-streams this past week he had viewers use emotes (especially channel members, who have special emotes) to vote on choices in the stream, and THOUSANDS of people have had their ENTIRE account suspended because of it.
And not just their YouTube account, but their ENTIRE GOOGLE ACCOUNT. This means gmail, google docs, google slides, on top of their YouTube accounts. And it was completely without warning.
Here’s Mark’s video on the issue.
So until YouTube fixes this issue, DON’T SPAM CHATS IN YOUTUBE LIVE-STREAMS. Maybe even don’t watch any live-streams on YouTube right now to be safe, and if you do want to watch one, maybe sign out of your account and watch as a guest to not risk losing your entire google account, or watch an archived version later when the stream has ended.
FOR THE SAFETY OF YOUR ENTIRE GOOGLE ACCOUNT (Gmail, google docs, YouTube account, etc) DON’T SPAM YOUTUBE LIVESTREAM CHATS. THEIR AUTOMATIC SYSTEM IS SUSPENDING ACCOUNTS WITHOUT WARNING AND YOUTUBE ISN’T DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.
Funnily enough this is happening RIGHT after they announced deals with youtubers to livestream on their platform more. They’re trying to make a big push for streaming after Mixer snatched a bunch of Twitch people.
This is the exact kind of completely stupid shit they do when they try and “fix” things, they end up breaking them more and innocent viewers get hit by it. I’ve gotten used to YT fucking creators over but this is a new low.
I hope you all get your accounts unbanned and as people with direct lines with youtube we will do our best to make your grievances heard.
Seán McLoughlin, the kind of mad lad who buys an actual real bell for the sake of an inside joke! :D
everyone's posting about october thirty but im posting about uranium cup
today’s video was...quite something
From: My Mom Died And My Girlfriend Dumped Me - BitLife
Big Brain
I heard is zhe good doctah week!
Thanks for the art event, Jack. Been having art block this past few weeks.
This makes me feel the need for a full deck of playing cards with different Jack/anti characters
everyone press F to pay your respects
to add to this “humans are weird” thing did you know that humans are the only species on earth with the ability to throw things with any significant degree of accuracy and force (apes can throw with about the force of a human ten year old, but cant lock their wrists well enough for accuracy)
and we just never really think about it bc its so easy and simple to us that pretty much all of our sports are based around the concept of throwing things accurately
so what if the concept of projectile weapons takes most species FOREVER to get the hang of, or even come up with in the first place. a human goes onto a ship and throws some trash into the nearest reclaimer, shouts “kobe!” and all the other aliens on board absolutely LOSE THEIR MINDS
@caffeinewitchcraft I hope you don’t mind me tagging you but I thought of you and your short stories when I read this ^_^
(Funnily enough, @iwouldbemerry tagged me in this too! And you both are so right!)
Yesenia blew it. Her one and only chance to serve on a Federation vessel (”A what? No, we’re a flag ship for the Intergalactic–” “It’s a reference, let me have this–”) and she’d blown it. The written portion of the interview had gone well, and the oral, but she’d tripped during the physical. Literally tripped. In front of the Captain and the First Mate and the head of Medical–
She gloomily takes a bite of her protein bar. “Why do science officers need hand to hand anyway? We’re not the ones going planet side!”
G’Rung, one of her friends from training, pats her on the back with one feathery appendage. “Maybe you didn’t do as badly as you think. I mean, I can’t believe they pitted a human against a V’afinog! Surely that’ll count for extra.”
Yesenia perks up. “Yeah?” She thinks back to the fight. She thinks she actually did get a hit in when she fell–it may have been accidental but it was still a hit. “Yeah, you know what? I probably did okay!”
“And you’re the first human to even get to the interview stage,” G’Rung continues encouragingly. Around them, their other interview group mates nod, murmuring agreement.
“And you’re really good at Botany,” Marsul says. He gives her the close-lipped smile that means he’s genuinely happy, careful to cover his sharp teeth. “They’d be dumb not to accept your application.”
Yesenia is touched. Marsul and her had never gotten along after the whole smile misunderstanding. Apparently he’d thought she was threatening him for the longest time. “Thank you!” She balls up her protein bar wrapper and looks for a trash can. She spots one behind her and, not wanting to leave just yet, twists in her seat and tosses it toward the narrow opening. “Kobe!” The wrapper doesn’t even touch the edge of the receptacle, nothing but net, and she crows victoriously.
When she turns back around, everyone is staring at her.
“That was lucky,” Marsul says finally.
Yesenia glances around the table, not sure what’s wrong. “Luck has nothing to do with it, dude. That’s talent.”
She’s trying to lighten the mood. It doesn’t work.
G’Rung gapes at her. “Are you saying you did that on purpose?”
“Well yeah,” Yesenia says. “The thing’s like ten feet away–”
“Throw this,” Marsul demands, shoving his own wrapper across the table to her. “Throw it.”
“Bossy,” Yesenia mutters. She scoops up the wrapper and throws it. Again, it goes in. And the next one and the one after that and the one that they have her throw from twenty feet away (that one might be luck).
Her group mates go crazy.
“Come on,” G’Rung says, tugging her up urgently, “Come on, come on, come on!”
“What?” Yesenia stumbles out of her seat, eyes wide. “What’s going on?”
Marsul is right on their heels as G’Rung drags Yesenia out of the mess hall. “We have to show the Captain! If he sees this he’ll have to let you on the ship!”
“Sees what?” Yesenia asks. “And I thought you said I did great!”
“I lied to make you feel better,” G’Rung says, pressing the button to the lift that’ll take them to the command deck. “You did terribly against the V’afinog, I know that hit was an accident–”
Marsul darts around them to open the door and practically shoves them both through it. “Captain! Sorry to barge in, but you have to see this!” He looks around, eyes fever bright, and then snatches up a data chip. He shoves it into Yesenia’s hands. “Throw it!”
“Captain,” Yesenia says, looking at the Leekylan sitting in the command chair with wide eyes. “I am so sorry for–”
“I don’t have all day,” the Captain says, iris-less eyes blinking slowly. “And, frankly, if this is something that’ll help your case, you want to do it after that physical exam.”
“Told you,” G’Rung hisses in her ear. G’Rung flaps feather hands in her direction. “Do it!”
Yesenia swallows and tosses the data chip back into the drawer it came from. Marsul darts forward, grabs it, and hands it to her. Yesenia does it again.
“And targets–!” G’Rung swoops down and takes off their shoes. “The wall–!”
Yesenia, unable to read the Captain’s face, decides to just go with it. She lobs G’Rung’s shoes at the wall, hitting the same spot each time.
When she’s done, she turns to the Captain, fidgeting nervously. At her sides, Marsul and G’Rung are practically vibrating with nerves and excitement.
The Captain considers her for a beat longer. “Your Science application was denied due to your inability to defend yourself,” he says. And then, before Yesenia’s heart can crash straight through the floor, he adds, “But, in this case, I believe that this skill more than makes up for your failure in sparring. Congratulations and welcome aboard.”
Yesenia gapes at him. “I– thank you, sir! But–”
“No buts!” G’Rung says, grapping her arm again. “Thanks, Captain, we’ll just be going.”
Marsul picks up the rear, closing the door before he can change his mind.
@space-australians
🚨This is a Red Alert for net neutrality 🚨
Last December, the FCC voted to to kill net neutrality. If we do not take action, this will kill the free and open internet as we know it. The internet needs you—all of you—to make sure your voices are heard NOW.
We need all hands on deck for this one. It may be our last chance. If you’re feeling under-informed and overwhelmed about why net neutrality is so incredibly important, we have this handy guide just for you.
Here’s what you can do to save the internet:
In mid-May, the Senate will vote on a resolution to overrule the FCC using the Congressional Review Act (CRA). We only need one more vote in the Senate to win. Write or call your Senators or Representatives. You can also text BATTLE to 384-387 to get more information on how to write to your reps. You can do this, Tumblr.
Join us and dozens of your other favorite companies like Etsy, Vimeo, Reddit, and GitHub to raise awareness with the Red Alert campaign being run by Battle for the Net. Just add this small widget to your Tumblr to let your followers know how they can contact their reps. It’s as easy as copying and pasting the small line of code right into the customize theme page on the web.
This is important. This matters. It’s up to you to help.
The FCC has announced that they will end net neutrality on June 11.
You can help stop them.
The Senate is voting on a resolution to maintain a safe and open internet. Contact your reps—let them know you support net neutrality. This is it, Tumblr. Now is the time to act. Go, go, go!
im bored reblog and add a photo of the grocery chain you grew up with:
which got bought by Giant Eagle
I had two.
I also had two.
Can you believe it?? I actually got to meet Ryan Reynolds!! After talking about him so much and being a huge fan of his for years this was incredibly surreal.
This was for a Deadpool 2 press junket they were doing and I will have a video of us together going up today. Some of you little detectives guessed it immediately which is very impressive but I wasn’t allowed talk about it haha.
I was incredibly nervous for this, way more than I have been for anything else I’ve done. To be able to interview someone you look up to SO much is daunting but also there were a lot of rules and restrictions on what we could do and what I was allowed to ask/say so I don’t think I fully got to be myself when talking to him but man this was a cool experience. This is something I never thought possible by doing youtube and I will remember it for the rest of my life! :D
Where have you been? We miss you, Alex 😂 come backkkk
YO! IT ME! LET’S DO THIS!!!
Moments when you wish you were recording. I walked into the living room and saw my husband on the couch with the cat behind his head looking out the window. We had them opened to let in a nice breeze. I just stopped and mentioned it would be funny if the screen fell out because the cat (Jubalee) wouldn’t know what to do with herself because she’s an inside cat. No joke as soon as I finished talking she leans her head on the screen and it just ‘pops’ right out. Husband and cat both jump up and panic while I died laughing.
Jack’s old hair can actually be used as a green screen
