Queen Trash Gremlin!

Ruler of the Nine Heaps

[queentrashgremlin]

best souvenir from Thailand so far

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[visenyaism]

top five worst ways to be found:

5. out

4. guilty

3. wanting

2. lacking

1. by this email

[visenyaism]

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

[tarragonthedragon]

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem

[furryprovocateur]

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[derekscorner]

yes, "view on twitter" is a link.

Texas Locked a Foreign Company's Domain Over Missing Digital ID Checks

Fourteen days after a Travis County judge signed, motherless.com dropped out of the .com zone file for every person on earth, most of whom h

[hooved]

FUCK it was in parallel australia

[andwhatnot1]

Seen a lot of hate lately on the use of unconventional and "cringey" euphemisms in smut. I think that using simple words to refer to the genitalia does the job best most of the time, but here's the thing. I love it when the specific words for sexual acts, genitalia, etc. also fit the character whose POV the fic is written from. Like, sometimes it makes sense and adds immersion to use crude, weird or more juvenile wording (like calling the penis "his thing"). Characters can also have a preference to avoid the big words or to describe what happens in bed in a very poetic way. It's really fun to play around with.

[sisterreisaid]

"Deal." His deal. Her deal. Their deal.

[typhus-andronicus]

She negotiating on my deal till we're both satisfied with the arrangement

[iamaine]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[everythingfox]

Suction cup boi

(via)

[jumpingjacktrash]

he flatten

[butch-of-the-blades]

“Scully, you’re not gonna believe this”

[northshorewave]

It's Trans-Siberian Orchestra night at the karaoke bar and everybody's killing each other with crossbows and shit.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[dothemacarena]

I went to opensauce last weekend and here is some of the cool stuff I saw. (There was much more cool stuff that I didn't get pictures of and I didn't necessarily take pictures of the 'coolest' stuff)

#1 very big Gameboy color. Yes you play with the giant buttons. I don't know how tall it actually was I have been telling people 8 ft but looking at the video it might have been 10 ft.

#2 tricycle that can go very fast. "We got scared at 20 mph but it can go faster than that"

#3 video game with playschool steering wheel controllers

#4 this vehicle which also lit up and made rocket l launch sounds

#5 in contrast to the very big game boy we have these very small game screen earrings. The controllers (not pictured) were smaller than normal, but playable

There was so much other cool stuff that I didn't get pictures of or haven't included in this list.

Highly recommend going if you can afford it.

[not-lupus]

logging onto tumblr when a mutual is in the midst of lifeblogging

[mug-of-beans]

Herman Miller Aeron spotted

[ironwoman359]

I’m sure OP will be glad to know this post has reached its intended audience of Office Chair Fandom

[rohirric-hunter]

Hey that is an excellent office chair

[realpokemon]

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[b-side-takes]

not to be like that but misgendering is still misgendering even if you think you know someone’s gender better than they do. because that’s the basis of literally all misgendering you don’t get a special pass because you’re Transing Them