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do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

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hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

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Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

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“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses]

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

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This should win an Oscar

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Tbh I’m really sick of cis women talking about creating all women spaces and saying “Oh yeah, and gay guys are invited obviously” before even considering or mentioning trans women.

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You know what I changed my mind reblog this.

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I. Do. Not. Want. Gay. Men. In. My. All. Women. Spaces.

Women? Yes. Trans women? Yes. Gay women? Yes. Bisexual women? Yes. All women? YES.

Men? No.

Regardless if they’re gay men, this is not a space for them. I couldn’t give a flying fuck who they’re sexually attracted to. That hasn’t stopped cis gay men from shutting down conversations or taking them over, or from behaving inappropriately and unsafely towards women.

Women need safe spaces where we can be women and talk about what’s important for and to us. Women need all women spaces.

Trans women more than welcome.

christinamirabilis

YES If I see that post about some utopian women-only gym where gay men are also invited but lesbians and trans women aren’t even mentioned ONE MORE TIME, I’m going to fucking strangle someone

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Additionally, gay men…aren’t women?? They shouldn’t be equated with women. That’s kinda shitty to both groups.

Gay men experience oppression due to their sexuality but that doesn’t mean they can relate to women’s issues or that the two issues are the same thing

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im really gonna kill myself

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His contour! The eye smolder!!

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gigi hadid is shaking in her heels

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who win

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you fool, they’re wives. this is their saturday night routine when they hire a babysitter to watch the kittens and go clubbing.

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Is She Gay or Just an Art Student: A Closer Look at the Lesbian Aesthetic

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😂😂

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several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances

we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to

it’s people.

the cat is allergic to human dander.

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A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.

Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features

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I CAN’T BREATHE

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OMFG I AM DYING!

this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while

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they should form a support group.

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I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god

drferox

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names.

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again.

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’.

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Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

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Tell Trashbag I love him

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We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

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I love this

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This is my cat Fork

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Animal sizes for comparison

Moose

Grey Wolf

Maned Wolf

Sea Otter

Toucan

Grizzly Bear

Polar Bear

Stellar Sea Lion

Cow

Pig

Raven

Black Bear & Bengal Tiger

White-Tailed Deer

Buffalo

Capybara

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me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

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THAT COW IS A HORSE.

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That first maned wolf is a model.

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Getting older and then looking at all these teenagers who have to save the world…..why did I ever think that was acceptable……..they’re so young….let Katniss sleep…….let Harry Potter have a normal school year……..Aang is literally 12, I’m twice his age and incapable of 1 percent of his plot duties, these poor children, these poor acne encrusted puberty enduring babies