Rainbow dino just shitposting

29 | They/Them | Poly Asexual | Biologist | Furry Enthusiast 🌈🦕💛

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[jackoquako]

Sexually harassing men isn't being a feminist you're just being an asshole

[talkethto-thehandeth]

anyone who sexually harasses someone is being a predator.

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[astroportals]

I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

[ljesak]

[tummydrummer-deactivated2014022]

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

[uovo0]

wawwawaw

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[reasoncourt]

when i don’t like a female character on a tv show i treat it like homework. like i know she’s right. i’m the problem. i just have to try harder

[reasoncourt]

i love all the people saying they blame male writers. you know her heart. you know this isn’t her. it’s a man

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[hedgehogoftime]

Weenie Hut Junior’s and the Salty Spitoon are competing gay bars

[the-haiku-bot]

Weenie Hut Junior’s

and the Salty Spitoon are

competing gay bars

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[swilkas]

people dont need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food and shelter and kindness imho

[flanneldragon]

halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass

[flanneldragon]

also, the evil alien empire isnt doing this because theyre evil, their trio of space popes asked an ancient sacred AI what the fuck humans were and the ai was like 'oh those are ants that god loves more than you' and the popes immediately decided the only way to keep their cushy jobs and big dumb hats was to annihilate the human race. it almost worked, too! luckily, one of the robo-pinkertons is so freakishly lucky an AI noticed the statistical anomalies surrounding him and took him in as her favorite little meow meow and now they have a toxic co-dependent relationship and are going to nuke alien new york

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like your brain

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢