Jae

Just a guy He/They 23

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 258

Halfas are like selkies. Or more like they’re similar to many animal spouses of myths and legends, trapped in (mostly) human forms should they lose their cloak. 

That at least, Vlad warned Danny about within the first time of realizing what the other was. It’s a line neither will cross- not even the timeline where Dan came into being. An unspoken acknowledgement of not crossing such a boundary no matter what happened. 

Even after his parents’ deaths. After Jazz’s near-death and coma. 

It’s not exactly something Danny thinks of, really, especially not that he’s now survived highschool and practically moved across the country. Not to mention the fact he has Ellie and Jordan to care for. But it definitely comes to mind the moment Dan- only five at the moment- screams for him. And he’s not going to let anything happen to his kids

[handroa]

since they are dragons does that make the cloaks to be made of scales? Or maybe they just have a faint imprint of scales, like a scale pattern if you look close enough

[puppetmaster13u]

I like to think it's a mixture. It starts out looking like scales when one is a younger halfa, but they can better disguise their skins with age if that makes sense?

[f4nd0m-fun]

[puppetmaster13u]

Meme Prompt 12

[hdgnj]

Titans tower is going to go VERY differently. Jason is NOT gonna know what hit him. Tim mocking and taunting Red Hood to get him to follow to a big enough space? Then summons the three D's. Jason either about to be punted to the sun. Or wrapped up right for an emergency trip to Frostbite's. Either way Tim is being cuddled and fussed over while Hood bitches and tries to escape.

[skylernightmare]

[missgadabout]

I am so voting the emergency trip to frostbite. Just the image of Jason trying to be intimidating to an unimpressed Tim. The having a you have got to be kidding me as the hydra emerges from the sigil. The three Ds making a weird gasp/coo sound and trying to snatch him up while he is loudly complaining and dodging them.

[hdgnj]

Even after the emergency treatment Jason wants to call bullshit. Why does new Robin get magic?!? HE got brutally murdered!! But the new one? Has! Magic!?! This is so unfair!!!! Tim just off to one side like, yeah, magic pre dates Robin for me. And if you tell B? I WILL tell him who you are under the hood. We clear? Keep me outta your weird as shit thing with B. Just fucking kill Joker yourself man. B ain't ever gonna. No matter how much he loved you. He wouldn't kill Joker to stop his parents from being murdered. Like, c'mon.

[hdgnj]

Had a thought about Tim being adopted. More specifically, him trying to avoid being adopted. How much do ya wanna get he summons them to act as his guardian to avoid Bruce adopting him?

[hdgnj]

More on this thought. The three D's either go and make up full on back logged identities to ensure they can keep Tim. Or, they approach JLD and state prior claim guardianship. We have been his ghost guardians since he was itty bitty. Which would be highly amusing to watch. JLD having to try and mediate the custody arrangement of Robin between Batman and the Hydra Gatekeeper. Zatanna wants a drink, let along John!!!

[puppetmaster13u]

(Realized I Never Posted This OOPS)

[marinella-ela]

[ladyshinga]

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[slunch]

if you think about it the porn ban was like a boulder falling into a narrow tidal inlet and closing off everything inside it, letting strange new things emerge over time

[younggayanddoingokay]

Project hail mary time travel au where grace doesn't actually tell anyone he time-traveled or allude to it at all and tries to act as normally as possible but also keeps insisting on certain things for the ship (like a probe that can handle a planet's atmosphere) or insists on doing experiments in certain weird ways that took ages of trial and error to get to the first time around but he immediately gets results in like batshit crazy ways. sometimes he just forgets stuff (like little stuff) hasnt actually happened yet or he'll mention some aspect of the coma bot that lamai hasn't actually invented/figured out yet but that wasn't his specialty the first time and he doesn't know the timeline or realize that she hasn't come up with it yet and she's like 'wtf that's a great idea? how did he know this? why did he talk about it like i'd already figured it out?' he makes comments on elections/politics and accidentally predicts things because he simply doesn't realize that they havent happened yet.

hes like 'peter parker coming up with excuses for why hes doing weird shit' levels of bad at hiding his secret identity as a time traveler. he never says a word but the whole vat eventually figures it out anyway because theres simply no other explanation that makes sense to them. Stratt has an unofficial rule that if grace mentions an idea for the ship or something offhanded then it happens right away. embezzler bob keeps prying him for stock advice and he's like 'what the heck i know nothing about finance why are you asking?' it's an open secret on the vat that grace time traveled and everyone knows that everyone else knows except for grace who thinks nobody knows and then one day ilyukhina is just like 'hey grace did we meet aliens up in space the first time you did this?' and hes like 'oh yea totally, rockys great... hey WAIT A MINUTE?'

[younggayanddoingokay]

Also like listen I just love the idea of reversing the usual time travel thing where the character is trying to convince others to take them seriously without seeming crazy. LIke instead everyone else has already decided he's a time traveler and grace has absolutely no idea and is just going along with his life trying to seem as normal as possible and get back to rocky.

[younggayanddoingokay]

Dr. Ryland Grace: ahh yes, I’ve successfully given off the impression that I’m just a weird little guy. Nothing crazy going on here.

The entire vat: there goes our resident time traveler

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[mockva]

This guy's illusions are great

[alexaloraetheris]

[byakuya-mioda]

I like to think this is the story of him breaking out of prison and then going on an extended spree of mischief

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

[capstellium]

sorry i’m reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry

[mrspockomakeitso]

tfw you realize you put more thought into your self indulgent fanfic in middle school than someone in charge of a multimillion dollar franchise that employs thousands of people and is watched by millions.

[quarra]

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[sharpestrose]

[fictionalgod]

[marlynnofmany]

Somebody's going to want to know this one.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[animentality]

[anxiety-banana]

hello i would like everyone to know that sometimes you can sob your eyes out and have an existential crisis one moment and then suddenly you're booking your driver's test and applying for jobs and crocheting a blanket and maybe life isn't so bad anymore!! maybe you can feel awful and fix your life anyway!! maybe you're allowed to be a wreck and still be good enough!! i am a full on adult and have avoided getting my license for years but now i'm finally doing it because i've grown around the fear!!!! the world didn't crash and burn when i was fifteen!! i did this for myself and i'm going to be okay!!

[stevishabitat]

[anxiety-banana]

the way i am shaking with tears is an understatement I'VE BEEN QUOTED

[stevishabitat]

I'm printing it and taping it to my mirror BTW

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m printing it and

taping it to my mirror

BTW

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[idgabuck]

Can you imagine streamer Simon and science teacher Grace? Grace’s students don’t know that they’re dating or live together so Grace often hears his students talk about Simon and what games they really want him to play live (and if Grace suggests them to Simon and Simon plays them then he’s not gonna tell his students. He feels like a spy)

Cut to, one night, Simon’s streaming and he looks to his left to see Grace bringing him some water and food and Simon gets this lovesick look on his face and says “thanks Star.” And the chat are going crazy because “Simon has a partner?!” They hear a man softly telling Simon that he’s welcome and asking what time he’s finishing streaming so he can finish his marking before then so they can actually spend some time with him. (Grace watches Simon’s streams whilst he’s working on lesson planning and stuff)

Simon mumbles something about another hour then he’s “all yours” and Simon goes off screen a bit to kiss Grace as Grace doesn’t like being on camera. What Grace doesn’t know is that some people in chat saw his fox cardigan (like the front bit). Grace leaves the room and chat is going crazy speculating who it could be.

The next day, Grace makes the mistake of wearing his fox cardigan to class because his students who watched the stream last night are freaking out.

[zanyanimegirl99]

But also they do cute things like Amy and Mark do!

Like Grace suggesting merch items and charities to donate to, or cute/dorky things to wear at fundraising goals.

Simon packing lunch with cute notes or fruit from the garden

[idgabuck]

You are 100% correct!! God Amy and mark are relationship GOALS!

Can you imagine Simon wearing one of Grace’s nerdy science shirts and the chat being like ???? And Simon is all giddy like “do you like my shirt?!”

Grace also keeps all the notes Simon puts in his lunches in a box in his drawer in his classroom but he keeps the one he got for the day on his desk so he can read it whenever.

[zanyanimegirl99]

Wait, what if Simon also goes to the ER all the time like Mark?

Like, Grace at least once a semester has to drop everything and leave in the middle of the school day. Then he comes back and is just:

“Sorry, kids. My husband drank rubbing alcohol on accident and found out he’s allergic.”

“Glad to be back, my husband fell off a roof and broke only his nose! So we’re going to be calculating falling velocity today…”

“Oh, his appendix ruptured so I couldn’t come in last week.”

The kids find out it’s Simonplier because things just start adding up.

[idgabuck]

Lmao yes! 😭 Simon keeps posting when he’s in hospital and he always says “my husband has been very stressed but I told him not to worry.” But Grace is obviously gonna worry!

[zanyanimegirl99]

Grace watches Simon is streaming whenever he has time, like lunch break or while planning.

Chat would suggest Simon make a onlyfans or calendar. I want to see him joke about it, Simon wouldn’t make a tasteful nudes calendar like Mark but it would be funny.

That’s where Grace has to jump in, he is still off screen but his voice comes from the next room (where he was grading papers).

Grace: Absolutely NOT! D:<

[idgabuck]

YES 😭

Simon bursts out with laughter at that and very jokingly says “I’ll think about it.” Because he loves it when Grace is like that because it’s very rare. Normally Simon is the jealous type.

Grace has half a mind to storm in there and go on camera and say “absolutely not. He is for my eyes and my eyes only!” But Grace doesn’t. He’s terrified of what people would think if they saw him on camera because he thinks he’s just plain looking. He also thinks that of people saw his face, Simon’s fan base will say stuff like “him? Really?” Or “Simon could do so much better!”

Simon reassures Grace because his fanbase is the absolute sweetest and kindness because he always makes sure people are like that in his chat. His fans (just like marks) playfully tease and bully him and he loves it because he jokingly does it back.