yknow i think the thing i keep overlooking is that as a literal prince, andor was a Very public figure, to the extent of having canonical in-universe fans. like that's a Thing That Happened. and thus i propose that the funniest possible way to adapt the urulu gossipers is as twitter. i want ruxomar twitter discourse. i want to see the world burn
you CANNOT tell me that it wouldn't be fucking hysterical for jordan to check his communicator and see his bestie trending because people are making blurry shitty fancams of him throwing hands with people in urulu. someone has a giant thread about why it's problematic to call him a gay icon bc he's involved in the pit fights, and immediately prompts a week of discourse. this somehow leads to digging up much older discourse about why making fun of helgrind was bad bc it made his teenage son cry on camera, and it has taken like six years and a fucking revolution for ruxomar twitter to realize that andor was in fact trying desperately not to laugh in the video in question. the gay icon thing picks up again because people convince themselves that he must have a secret girlfriend because he had a scrunchie on his wrist at one point. jordan puts his communicator back down and goes back to making drugs like a normal person.
andor does not have a twitter of his own but he DOES have access to the official dagrun twitter by virtue of being the youngest person in govt and thus forced to play tech support. he very much abuses this power.
do you see my vision.
DO YOU SEE MY VISION.
