Why do you hate Jim?
You can list all the reasons why and even make an essay about it, I just want to know why
Okay!
Reasons to Hate Jim
1. For the bit. For the jokes. To be unserious.
2. Plot armor canât save bro from making the same fucking mistake over and over and over again BRO WE ALREADY SAID YOU DONT HAVE TO DO IT ALONE WHY DO YOU PROCEED TO DO IT ALONE NOT TWICE NOT THREE TIMES BUT FOUR TIMES MORE !!
3. His whole outfit is just blue on blue on blue boring ass bitch
4. Erases all of time and throws away his life, his girlfriendâs life, and his friends and families lives for the sake of reliving a stupid fucking fantasy that nearly killed your ass (oh to save Toby BITCH YOU DIDNT GAF ABOUT TOBY BEFORE DONT START)
5. Leaves Toby in Arcadia at the end of Trollhunters to âprotect itâ knowing damn well there was nothing (at the time) for him to be doing
6. Lied to his mom AGAIN!! Broke his fucking promise to âprotect her.â This boy has a savior complex.
7. His troll form is UGLYYYYY
8. He probably listens to the Jonas Brothers and calls them underground
9. Heâs built like a spaghetti strand
10. The personality of rye bread
11. Never says âI love youâ to Claire. Bro would probably respond with âditto!â
12. Shoved Krel when he was having a dance party
13. His bitchy personality sector from the hero with a thousand faces episode pisses me off
14. Fell for Steveâs stupid scam in Airheads like a moron
15. Canât speak Spanish for shit
16. Keeps breaking the stupid little staircase thing
17. Looks stupid at the end of the first episode as he chuckles to himself about pulling the sword out of that rock
18. Heâs a terrible actor both on and off stage
19. Looks uncanny in the movie
20. Too dumb to notice something is wrong with Claire in early season 3
21. Talked to himself in a cave in the Darklands as if heâs lonely well you should have thought about that before you went dingbat
22. âCrispyâ
23. OMG HE CANT DANCE FOR SHIT
24. That one scene in the hero with a thousand faces episode where he was crashing out after seeing a duplicate of himself and the camera angle was all weird he looked dumb
25. Also whenever he says âhollaâ!â
26. Canât play piano either
27. Let Toby jump out of a two story window because of his terrible ass piano playing and didnât even check on him
28. âWhat do your enemies call you?â He thinks heâs funny.
29. In recipe for disaster heâs like staring at Strickler intimidatingly and smirking across the table and a pea starts to roll off his plate and he tries to stab it with the fork to aura farm but it rolls off the fucking table instead
30. The most boring room Iâve ever seen in all my days
31. Cornball ringtone at the big age of 16
32. A loser in the movie who canât even carry a team until the last 20 minutes
33. Rides his bike off the edge of a canal to make himself feel better about his lame life
34. âThere has to be more to life than⊠high schoolâ yeah there is dumbass itâs called college and employment
35. Named his very clearly feminine flour bag baby âJim lake jr jrâ without even asking Claire first then proceeds to look underneath the flour bag as if there will be a genital down there to indicate the flourâs birth sex (make the baby nonbinary and call it a day)
36. Why does he act shocked every time Angor Rot takes his sword while the curse is on him in season 1 like you know what the spell does by now quit pretending youâre surprised
37. I hate his chuckle I hate his chuckle I hate his chuckle I hate his chuckle I hate his chuckle I hate his chuckle
38. âWhy are we at a ren fairâ YOURE NOT QUIRKY SHUT UP YOURE NOT EVEN THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW (although I wish you were because doux*e is more unbearable than you somehow)
39. Hunter Jim makes me want to rip out my hair
40. âOh whatâs this? A friendship rock?â Quit being a smartass
41. Bro canât pronounce dwark stone itâs not that hard
42. His favorite actor is probably Chris Pratt or something
43. Reeks of desperation
44. Canât do math canât do history canât do his world language OMG HOW ARE YOU EVEN IN 10TH GRADE???
45. Who the fuck chose him to run for spring fling king because I sure do hope no one actually
46. I hate that little piece of his hair that sticks up every now and then
47. He had like a giant glob of guac on his sweater all episode long in that STUPID hero with a thousand faces episode and NOBODY POINTED IT OUT and he never cleaned it off
48. Coyotes in the woods? Really? Thatâs the best you could come up with? âWe heard Claireâs baby brother crying in the woods, or we thought we did?â YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH A MORON DOES YOUR MOTHER LOOKS STUPID???
49. Why wonât you hold Tobyâs sweaty little hand itâs because you hate him isnât it
50. You order everyone at the table a steak?? What if Darci doesnât eat beef??? Ever thought of that, you inconsiderate piece of shit?
And thatâs 50! Let me know if you want more đ„č
Edit: Iâm putting more who cares
51. Lesbian Jim is superior because at least sheâs honest with herself
52. âWant to play the horseshoe game?â BRO YOURE NOT FUNNY STOP TRYING SO HARD
53. Went through the five stages of grief over a Vespa
54. Didnât support Tobyâs crush on the mole mascot and was always being a Debbie downer when Toby has always been there for your sorry ass since day 1
55. Doesnât know what the term âtest your metalâ means at the big age of 15
56. Didnât read the book.
57. Always blaming himself and trying to sympathy farm at the worst possible times like dude itâs not always about you
58. âIâll need you now more than ever Tobesâ literally never takes him seriously again until the movie when he dies
59. His whole dialogue when Toby was dying was so cringe Iâm sorry
60. Bro heard blinkyâs speech about destiny one time and decided to run with it to Saturn and back
This is so fucking funny that I looped into supporting the hatred. It's just too good. As a hater, I can't help but respect the game in these reasonings. đ



















