Small Nerd

I'm small and I'm a nerd. I'm not creative enough to come up with anything clever.

[machetelanding]

[husbandcinnamon]

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Otter pops are summer

[muscari-melpomene]

They’re called freeze-pops you guys

[dailypattondoodles]

Ive never heard it called that… oof

[riptide168]

What the fuck are freeze-pops! @bibliophile-coffee Have you heard anyone call them that

[lucifer-in-my-head]

Y’all…y’all mean an…an icy pole?

[riptide168]

Luci… Jayde…. @lucifer-in-my-head … What the literal fuck do you mean? Ive never felt so disgusted the only correct thing to call them is either otter pops or frozen juice thingys. Ps not actually that disgusted

[lucifer-in-my-head]

@milomeepit back me up they’re called icy poles right?

[milomeepit]

Absolutely, can confirm. @bangthekobrakid @its-jambi-baby @septicart-appreciation @cherryberg @princeyandanxiety @shayhammowolf @yesterdaysallknowing right guys?

[septicart-appreciation]

That’s literally an icy pole

[laven-lotte-deactivated20210711]

That’s a bloody icy pole (who the hell calls them otter pops?!).

[van-arts]

In here we call it in local language which basically means “candle ice” in english XD

[random-bandom-fandom]

But they're literally Otter Pops! And they have cute little otter characters on them!

[random-bandom-fandom]

This absolute dork knows how to cheer me up when times get ruff lmao 🐶

I love him so much 💖

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Hey there, I wanted to play some sort of evil character and I don't want to just be a problem or a stereotype. Do you have any advice on how to play an evil character in a way that won't make my party hate me?

The primary rule is don’t be an asshole to other players. Be as much of a prick as you like to NPCs, excluding ones the party is attached to or needs for quest reasons, but don’t be a dick to the real people.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Thanks again to @random-bandom-fandom for the ask that inspired me to do this video! 

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[ronanwazlib]

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

[everythings-onfirebut-itsfine]

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

[thickthighsnbigdreams]

I am HERE for this.

[pissedandpunk-deactivated202012]

Sirius escapes Azkaban and is united with Harry and joins the Order:

[novacorps]

Sirius: My cousin Bellatrix?

[the-love-of-reblog]

Someone mentions Severus Snape at all:

[pixie-mage]

This is everything okay

[random-bandom-fandom]

I love everything about this

[raptorific]

I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

[mousathe14]

[bigpastapete-deactivated2018060]

[From Max Landis’ amazing “American Alien” series about Superman.] SO GOOD

[detective-birdy]

SCREAM 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻 SO EVERYONE 👏🏻 CAN 👏🏻 HEAR

[logisticbumm]

His shit eating grin in the last one sells it

[reformed-roark]

I love the idea of Clark Kent turning up to every office Halloween party in an ill-fitting Superman costume from Target.

[joshscorcher]

Still one of my favorite clips from Superman: The Animated Series.

[fidgetelftree]

This has gotten bigger since I last saw it ant that’s FANTASTIC

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Henry Cavill literally once stood in Time Square, in a superman t-shirt, under a giant poster of himself and no one recognised him, even though he was actively trying to be recognised.

[advanced-procrastination]

I’ve never seen this post but it just became my favorite post on the internet

[mercy-angel-09]

Wanna know the kicker?

In the first chapter of JLA’s “Divided We Fall Arc” both Clark and Bruce reveal their civilian identities to the rest of the League. This is post “Tower of Babel” where nobody but Clark still trusts Batman, and in order to start building trust again, Clark urges Bruce to unmask himself to the rest of the team because Bruce obviously knows who everyone else is. Bruce agrees on one condition, Clark has to “unmask” himself as well.

When the big reveal goes down, Kyle Rayner says it best re: Clark being Superman: “He doesn’t…wear a mask. I never even…thought he had a…day job…”

That’s right, the canon reason why nobody makes the connection between Superman and Clark Kent is because nobody thinks that Superman HAS a civilian identity.

Also, with a really good actor, Clark Kenting is entirely possible, as Christopher Reeve demonstrates in the 1978 Superman film.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

There was actually a story where a scientist at Lexcorp developed a computer program to analyse all available evidence and work out who Superman is

It figured out he was Clark…and Lex fired the scientist for wasting company resources because he COULDN’T BELIEVE that Superman would ever “Pretend” to be human because it would mean pretending to be “Weak”

90% of Superman’s disguise is everyone else doing the work for him

[ayellowbirds]

the best secret identity of all.

[dccomicsbookshelf]

I love every version of this post because they are all beautiful.

[sixpenceee]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[ay-parcamm]

:)

[bookstorepropaganda]

I’m only slightly crying.

[aimzicr]

I’m more than slightly crying.

[mechhound]

no it’s alright i’m toTALLY NOT CRYING

[tangodancer91]

IT’S BACK

[random-bandom-fandom]

MY FEELS

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[giraffepoliceforce]

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[buttalicious602]

Yes indeed#💯💯💯💯💯

[deerinspotlight]

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

[squeakykins]

I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.

[blome3kissesbitch]

I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities

[blome3kissesbitch]

P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them

[naamahdarling]

Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them.  I just don’t need to blink very often!

Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it.  I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!

It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful.  They aren’t!  They just AREN’T DOGS.

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[raven-mod-deactivated20190427]

This post is wonderful

[markipliergamegifs]

Click here to support Miranda Cracraft Memorial Fund organized by Mark Fischbach

Miranda Rose Cracraft, age 19 of Fayetteville, Ohio passed away Tuesday, June 19, 2018 as the result of an auto accident. She was a licensed cosmetologist, a 2017 graduate of Fayetteville Perry High School and Southern Hills Career Technical Center and a member of the Georgetown Church of Christ....

Hey guys, I don’t know if you have seen, but Mark updated the description to the update video to include this GoFundMe link to help with the funeral expenses. I know in times like these we need to watch out for fake links, but this came from Mark’s video so you can be sure it’s legit.

Please consider donating to help the family if you are able. Don’t feel pressure to donate if you can’t. Please share the link if you can.

I hope that this can help ease some of the financial burden after their loss.

<3

[asksomecoolkids]

Either help, spread the word, or just send love if you can <3

[random-bandom-fandom]

So I recently got my wisdom teeth removed, and the dentist let me keep them. What can I do to recover faster and what can I do with the teeth themselves?

[weallheartonedirection]

The Rock

[jaythenerdkid]

people ask why I cape so hard for him

this is why

[mumblesbot]

i like how the rock asks the women he cares about if they’re happy. ive seen a story like this about his mom where he asked if she was happy. it’s just a nice thing to ask a woman, i think. 

[sixpenceee]

Egyptian fan lifted by Mexican and Colombian fans so he could see his team play. More posts like this here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/posts

[myrandomthoughtsofrandomness]

Wholesome

[slyfox101honk]

Bless those who held him up

[random-bandom-fandom]

This is so cute and sweet