Random Justice League Head Canons

Ridiculous Justice League head canons, scenarios, and quotes. No real specific versions. I prefer a patchwork of a bunch different versions, so let's just stick to a general mindset.

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The next Justice League cartoon should have amazing, detailed figure art and animation for everyone except all Gothamites, who are drawn as low-quality chibis with their local mascot, Batblob.

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Lex Luthor actually became the president to rub it in Superman's (not born in the US) face that he can't ever be president

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The most punk act of rebellion Dick made against his paranoid dad and secretive upbringing was choosing to live in a giant T.

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Their job?

An Interesting Fact?

Pathetic.

Ask them what Evil Superman adaptation is their favorite.

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Bruce:

Jason:

Tim :

Damian:

Alfred:

Everyone at the Wayne Gala:

Dick Grayson: heY wAtcH mE pUt mY lEg AbOvE mY heaD

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Why was Deathstroke put in the dungeon?

He Slade the Queen

- My brother, Lord of Puns

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The Justice League headquarters has hundreds of mystical wards. These aren't to keep out villians, they're to keep out the Justice League Dark.

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Despite being the normal humans on the team, there is a permanent League ban on Batman and the Green Arrow sparring. Before this, their fights were so violent, vicious, and underhanded, the other members actually feared they might kill each other.

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Wonder Woman is very protective of the Justice League members, even Superman. When she found out a jackass rival reporter smashed Clark’s glasses, Diana went OFF.

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Aquaman “freed” a tank of rare fish at an expensive gala. Bruce Wayne was not amused.

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The Flash had no idea the Justice League headquarters even existed until it was under attack and he was called in to defend it.