Ranting Reject

30, M. I reblog things I find funny.

[ranting-reject]

Logging back into Tumblr after a long time away and I had a flagged post to review.

This is it. This is the post.

[shitfestcomic]

#135

[all-i-ever-wanted-dear]

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

[eridanou]

It keeps coming back and I love it

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”

me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty

[incandescent-creativity]

me writing action: Her legs pounded against the earth, the familiar jolt grounding her like nothing else could. Magic, gods, royalty—she didn’t know anything about that. But running? That’s something she’d been doing since day one.

me writing dialogue: “I dunno man whatchu wanna do” “I dunno. What do you think?” “Hey man I don’t know”

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

me writing action: room go boom

me writing dialogue: noppity nope, that ain’t dope

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[altonbrowns]

[adhighdefinition]

me: i’ll get to it when i’ve the energy for that me @ myself: but you never have the energy for anything

me again:

[fable-the-febland]

Dark Souls: 2011

[marisatomay]

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

[nevver]

Children’s Nuclear Warning Poster (1979)

[snake-farm]

I’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and I just do not get it.

[archivedbarfblog]

People who haven’t read Scarfolk Council need to experience it.

Seriously if you haven’t visited Scarfolk Council

You are missing out.

[wolfgang-the-miserable-deactiva]

CAKEY.

[ommanyte]

[ranting-reject]

Oh my god

[nevver]

[banzai-jinto]

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

[ranting-reject]

Tag yourself, I'm Mickey Mouth.

[rockhardgeologist]

[class-struggle-anarchism]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[3little-kitten3]

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

[meloetta]

me:

mosquito: yikes

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

[holydarkhallelujah]

[candyredterezii]

[jake-clark]

[wordsnquotes]

Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are.

Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via wordsnquotes)

[buzzfeedminusgifs]

15 Reasons Why Things

Can you believe this? Here’s another. I know, right? This is it. And this. Oh sure, how about that? This guy hasn’t even heard of it. And that. LOL. Haven’t we all? This. This. WOOOOOOOOO! Okay, that’s almost it. This.