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[draconym]

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[segamascott]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

LEAVE ME FOKIN’ X-AXIS ALONE

[yourunusalartist]

"Cokes from"

[hagiomoto]

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[notoriousmasc]

the mom and dad from johnny test were LITERALLY girlboss and malewife

[tittyinfinity]

I see we’ve come full circle when it comes to assigning gender roles

[darkosm]

Nagito Komaeda from Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

[notoriousmasc]

Nagito Komaeda from Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

[redstonedust]

always good to have friends who are at least 5 years older than you and friends who are at least 5 years younger than you. being the youngest person you know will make you feel like an inexperienced child who knows nothing of the world. being the oldest person you know will make you feel like the joker.

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[justshushu]

[what-even-is-thiss]

idk some people just feel threatened by anyone being unapologetically themselves even when they aren’t hurting anyone because it brings up the possibility that the rules are made up and the points don’t matter and that’s an uncomfortable thought

[scribblerinthestars]

My friend Toga @aroaceling made this meme and it is 100% accurate.

[stillnaomi]

if you're a socialist and you're talking about something being illegal under bourgeois law as a justification for being against it, then you're probably making the wrong argument. yes, genocide is "illegal" but would your opinion change if it weren't? solidarity strikes are illegal in many places. does that make them wrong, or should that be judged by other criteria?

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[annabelle--cane]

yes that fifteen-year-old has just said something remarkably dumb and socially ill-informed but I can tell you for 100% certain that publicly shaming them to your peer groups of people mostly aged twenty-five and up will do nothing but make all aspects of the situation immediately ten thousand times worse in every conceivable way

[utopians]

man how the hell is this stupid ass sport legal. why do we funnel HIGH SCHOOLERS into this

[utopians]

jesus christ????

[taragrimface]

what the fuck.

[hypokeimena]

#the worst is when a kid fucking dies #and his parents try to raise awareness that your kid could fucking die #but all they get is other parents telling them their kid died because he was bad at football

[powder-of-infinity]

Oh. And let's not forget.

You can get into this and similarly brain destroying sports without much hassle, and at a low age.

But getting on puberty blockers (not even HRT, PUBERTY BLOCKERS)? No. You need to wait till adulthood, get two doctors letters, and you'll be put on the lowest possible dose of E, with the WORST possible T blocker.

Yeah.

[villainessbian]

It stands true to American values: killing kids is not a big deal, causing suffering is how things work, racism is expected, but a tranny cannot be allowed to live

[weepingpussywillowtree-deactiva]

sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent

my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian

my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"

when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated

when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal

idk man, we've got a long way to go.