To Vomit Forth Excellent Filth

Nothing can ever be truly, fully understood. Not even the simplest thing. Not even this.

[teathattast]

[legend-tripper]

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[cruz1702]

For a second I thought it was obvious who this was but then...

[flamingfirephoenix]

Purple squad unite! 💜💜💜

[fuckyeahviralpics]

[mathsturbation]

while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

[the-illuminated-showgirl]

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

[juststrokemyglabella]

he didnt manage the world domination thing and that makes me sad

[st-pam]

[north-peach]

Please.

[thefringeperson]

From the depths of my depressed, unemployed, little black heart.  PLEASE.

[lunarbisexuals-deactivated20191]

reblog if you’re bi, support bi people, or just really like swords

[lady-feral]

[thegrimmlovely]

😍

[hellomynameisbisexual]

[memecucker]

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

[readmetxt]

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

[waller-bridge]

This is the employment Steve, reblog for bountiful job opportunity.

[doriangray-deactivated20200523]

what would dionysus wear if he was in the modern day?

[deadpanwalking]

[girlbossjodiarias]

#needless to say this is a pussy out look

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

Moira: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Moira: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

[hydro-homies]

The People’s History of the United States.

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[cowboybootsandunderwear]

Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…

[jehovahhthickness]

Ayyyyyy I’m here for it

[valyavalkyrie]

Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology

[jehovahhthickness]

I hope you get more than that.

[thefourtwentytimes]

that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.

[birger-wuvs-elsa]

I could use $1,500 so badly right now.

[spoopywitchboy]

I kinda need that much right now. Please and thank you.

[witchofobsession-deactivated202]

Last time I reblogged a post like this, I got an insurance payout we had previously been rejected for. Definitely reblogging.

[undeadmoth]

Rebolged and family ended up covering a 1500 deposit after my car busted.

[getoutoftherobotxaviii]

I need this badly right now

[cracccobain]

I really could use 1500 right now.

[locsandhoney]

I could use this as well 🙏🏾

[cloudwitchy]

reblog if ur the witch friend

[itsclydebitches]

people often refer to captain marvel in the movies as captain woodface and zero charisma

Funny how no one looks at other, often serious superheroes and comments on their lack of “charisma.” I’ve noticed a distinct sexist trend since the film’s release wherein people are uncomfortable with Larson’s out-of-my-way-I-have-a-job-to-do characterization and label that as “wooden” because heaven forbid a woman not be animated and chipper all the time. Black Widow is one thing—she’s a minor character with little screen time—but a whole two hours of a woman looking determined and serious and vaguely angry at the world? Who wants to watch that? Shouldn’t she be smiling more? 

Fans are clamoring to talk about how badass this is 

But label this as a lack of effort, acting, and skill. 

And of course, these reviews I’ve read insisting that Carol has no personality conveniently omit when she’s amusedly BAMF

teasing

gutted

loving

and poignant 

Larson did a fantastic job, embodying a trained and serious soldier who isn’t inclined to let her guard down until she knows she can trust someone. That’s… a whole lot of superheroes. It’s nothing new. You all just don’t like watching a woman who can kick your ass. 

(GIF credit: x, x, x, x, x, x, x) 

[adobsonartworks]

^^^ 100% this!

[heeroyue]

Happy trans day of visibility! Have some pics of my genderqueer self and my new skirt I’m super proud of

[ravennightclaw]

My queer af sibling is amazing

[porterr-robinson]

[yungbara]

i hate this

[that-twink-over-there]

I love this