If You Are Gunna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough

In between a immovable object and an unstoppable force.

[achillesinhighheels]

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[tamlin12]

felt cute, might delete later 🦎✨💖

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[mythicfictionist]

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

[mythicfictionist]

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

[anticlockfoolish]

weird/sentient house alignment chart

[tv-opinion]

that part of weapons where alex is simultaneously keeping himself, his classmates, and his parents alive while slowly becoming desensitized to the horrors surrounding him and suffering in silence as the adults around him are too focused on treating justine as a scapegoat to see what’s lurking right under their noses like THIS POOR BABY

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

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MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

[charl0ttan]

huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

[charl0ttan]

something earth shattering going on here

[suigintou]

lets see paul allens labubu

[narusasuart]

Alternate reunion scene where they knew how to communicate

I think this might be the cleanest thing I've drawn in years (linewise)

[fj0rge]

He is my favourite. Pls watch KPDH it's beautiful

[d-lanx]

steve austin's defense of gay marriage will always be iconic.

[cowboyhat]

[vildartzy]

Some JinuRumi for the soul AUGGGGGH ✨️

[moram]

[heymeowmao]

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) dir. Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans