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[dailystrangerthings]

#he deserved better :/

[rb-kris]

not sure if this could be considered as something in honor of Far From Home but anyway here I go again

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[lostwiginity]

“If you don’t come to bed with me, the bed will COME TO YOU!!!”

“Erik, control yourself!”

[thescarletprofiler-blog]

LOL

[stalker-sex]

#this is my OTP ladies and gentlemen

[ohteepeeh]

and proud of it!

[bookends-of-the-same-soul]

#forever reblog

[x-mutation]

he just fucking slips out from under like is there an actual emergency exist for that wheelchair 

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

oh, and:

[bifca]

[ittybittytatertot]

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

[oglegoggle]

The X-Men are really gay.

[weirdfishlittlepond]

The x-men have always been super gay.

[eriklehvsherr]

ERIK NO!

[sleeepydemon]

“the worst kind.”

[you-belong-among-wildflowers]

“Despite it all, I still have hope”….

↳ “People love the character of Charles Xavier because he continues to have hope despite it all. There’s no reason why he shouldn’t be a bitter, hateful man who despises everything and everyone around him. He’s been broken and shattered, abandoned and forgotten, felt pain so deep that it would kill a lesser man’s soul. Yet through all that misery, he’s still able to see the good in people and it pulls him through because he wants to see that humanity and goodness flourish. Not a saint but he’s certainly a resilient one and his empathy is a beautiful thing.“

[nalaliaromanova]

Movie category of the week: Disney Renaissance movies

The Disney Renaissance refers to an era from 1989-1999 during which Walt Disney Animation Studios returned to making more musical animated films that were mostly based on well-known stories, and it allowed Disney’s animated films to become powerhouse successes at the domestic and foreign box office; making much more profit than most of the other Disney films of the past eras. (x) (x)

The animated films released during this period include: The Little Mermaid (1989), The Rescuers Down Under (1990), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Aladdin (1992), The Lion King (1994), Pocahontas (1995), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Hercules (1997), Mulan (1998) and Tarzan (1999).

[julialipnitskayas-archive-deact]

so i don’t have to say you were the one that got away

[cherik]

Charles saying Erik’s name in X-Men: First Class

[chasertiff-deactivated20190402]

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

[teacupsandtimelords]

I 1,000% never thought of it from this point of view before and am now screaming Too Hot, Hot Damn, Made that dragon wanna retire man.

[thorneofbriar]

“EXPLAIN NOTHING”

[betterstayabsurd-deactivated202]

[acebodhi]

I felt it.

[rb-kris]

marvel: the inhumans movie will be a metaphor for oppressed people. it's going to be a very interesting movie, very different from anything we've done before.

me, in an x-men tshirt, blogging about x-men, with an x-men movie on in the background: what