Professional Catboy

I love mantids, cats, and spiders! He/him, Aries, lazy witch, catboy 22y/o

[pukicho]

Here’s a photo of our neighbours house burning down. Happy new year.

Here is a pic of my currently unburned PS5

How cool is that?

[pukicho]

Big fan of Uncharted 4

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

[star-felled]

quite literally the only day you can rb this the last one was 2005

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[letsby]

One of my fave things to do at Christmas is reblog this

[crippled-peeper]

my honest to god reaction to hearing about the UnitedHealthcare CEO being murdered was to bust out laughing so hard I almost puked

[crippled-peeper]

this company has personally assured and stamped off on the annihilation of countless innocent disabled Americans to save a few bucks for their investors

there are literally hundreds of thousands of people whose lives have been personally ruined and destroyed by UnitedHealthcare

actually shooting this man in the chest was pretty merciful compared to what he & his investor buddies regularly and routinely put disabled Americans through

at least he didn’t slowly die of bedsores and not being able to afford chemo while his family was robbed of every single penny they ever had 🤷🏼‍♂️ it’s hard to feel bad for him

[headspace-hotel]

The "controversies" section on united healthcare wikipedia page is so long that company did SO much fraud and basically straight up bribery of politicians...

[quasi-normalcy]

Apparently this guy, in spite of a lifetime spent grinding the life out of millions of people for money, was only worth 43 million dollars. He killed all those people and he never even came close to being a billionaire. Kind of pathetic.

[sanktaleksander]

Had to add this screenshot someone else shared on IG.

[tamarrud]

Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict

[tamarrud]

Like it's been said before that when Israelis and Zionists cry "why do you single out Israel?!", they should in fact be reminded that Israel singles itself out. I mean, who commits violence at this magnitude and then bemoans being the victim??

[theblackparadeisdead]

People who hate the south because they think that it's just full of racist white hicks are literally like my least favorite people on the planet. Wdym you think the part of the USA most directly influenced and shaped by black culture and experiences is just only super racist and white. Have you ever been to SEATTLE

[faeblesmith]

asha adding your tags to the post

[littlegermanboy]

mutant mayhem was great but unfortunately it does contain flashing without a warning. if you’re planning on seeing it, the flashing starts in the scene where the turtles are in cynthia utrom’s lab and continues in the fight in superfly’s lair, i unfortunately don’t have timestamps though. feel free to share to spread the word for those who are planning on seeing the movie but may be harmed by flashing lights

[introverted-ghost]

Hey these aren’t exact exact but here we are

The flashing in utrom’s lab (assuming you are referring to the electrocution if not lmk and I’ll find the proper one) starts at roughly 58:53 and ends at about 59:55 it also briefly happens again between 1:04:16 and 1:04:18

The flashing in the lab starts roughly at 1:09:53 and ends at 1:11:40

These are really rough but I hope it may help someone

[littlegermanboy]

this is massively helpful tysm!!!!!

[littlegermanboy]

this post is gaining quite a bit of traction so please rb this version instead!! the timestamps could be extremely helpful to anyone who needs them

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[girl-debord]

Break Stuff Sunday

[girl-debord]

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

[solitarelee]

East Asian fanartists are starting to migrate back to Tumblr because Twitter is insane, toxic, and dying, and what we're NOT going to do is let the fucking exclusionists get them, do you hear me? We are not going to let a bunch of feral idiots try to apply the most myopic version of puritanism to foreign artists we're not we're not we're not. Form an armed brigade if you have to, do you hear me. We're not going to bully the artists who may or may not even speak English because we have our precious standards of moral purity. If we see art that makes us uncomfy we're going to block the artist and tumblr savior their name so we don't have to see them again AND WE'RE GONNA MOVE THE FUCK ON.

[carlyraejepsans]

Important note for mobile users, you don't actually need tumblrsavior to do this!

All you need to do is go to your account settings, scroll to "Filtered post content" and input their username. This will filter

all their original posts

all mentions of their username

threads where they made an addition

posts that were directly reblogged from them (unfortunately, these get caught up too)

I always thought this option was common knowledge, but apparently it's not..? It's especially useful since new users and artists who don't speak english are notoriously inconsistent about tagging, which normally means their posts slip between the cracks with the "filter tags" settings.

Another thing I recently realized you should do is look up the translation of various ship names in other writing systems, since they might not use the english equivalent. Also, remember that depending on character dynamic and "who tops", the order of the names in the shipname gets swapped! So you actually have to block two tags per ship. Alright happy filtering MWAH!!

[solitarelee]

#not sure how related to the post this is so I'm leaving it in the tags#but CP is a common abbreviation for the word ''couple'' over in Chinese and Japanese corners of the Internet#maybe some other languages too#point is it does not mean child porn#so we're clear#discourse

This is important enough to not only get peer reviewed but that I wish it had its own post with a thousand reblogs honestly.

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[redandgreenflannel]

Its my borthday, ill get high if i want to

High if i want to

hIGh if I want toooooo~

[beriliaa]

[archeogeist]

what's your sleeping sin?

gotta have my socks

no pillows

8+ pillows

feet at headboard, head at baseboard

door ALL the way open

window open in the winter

something else (tag it!)

none of these wtf is wrong with you people

Voting ended onMar 3, 2023

[cryptidcaper]

what is your favorite flower?

roses

lillies

tulips

marigolds

dandelions

lavender

cannabis

Lilly of the valley

Hyacinth

(other put in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[pukicho]

call your homie a cutie patootie. Trust me he needs it.

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.