sudsy salamander

25//male

[theweight]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[crimewave420]

[sandmandaddy69]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[eraserheadbeaniebaby]

[spacehunter-m]

Visit Original Link

[foxgirlintestines]

My endocrinologist after each visit that I demand more estrogen to get fat boobies

[akhjagjfg11223-blog]

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

[pewdiepieburglar]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[guerrillatech]

[vanquishedvaliant]

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue

[cerayanay]

“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”

[acomedytothosewhothink]

“Tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ‘ol critical gender theory man, ‘s all a construct, talkin’ ‘bout man’s man and real woman but I tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout when the lights are off we all just dang ‘ol people man”

[vodka-aunt-m]

"Well I think she’s a real classy lady."

[weedass]

[haltmann]

“whoa do you see what they’re wearing at the met gala-”

[powerburial]

Have you ever actually read the Bible? No, God did not "dare" anyone to kill a baby nor did he command such a thing. People will fabricate anything to criticize the Bible.

he said "rip that baby up" in a game show host voice, very distasteful

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[siflshonen]

“I could fix him”; “I could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next

[ghostly-harmless]

[catcrumb]

[american-boyboss]

[juneberrymongering]

A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy

“Ram Ranch” has become the unofficial anthem of leftist trolling the far-right protests in Ottawa

[sexhaver]

king shit

[eff-word]

@allthecanadianpolitics