macklin celebrini has autism
art blog(derogatory)
Origami Around
ellievsbear
Sweet Seals For You, Always
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Claire Keane
almost home
occasionally subtle
hello vonnie
Fai_Ryy
No title available
Xuebing Du
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
we're not kids anymore.
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
icyghini twinkie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
@redisawerewolf23
Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.
Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.
Children usually do pick up their parents' native languages, yes
This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
the thing about Tangled is that this is a story geared towards little girls (even if it's "fun for the whole family," it's a disney princess movie, it's geared towards little girls), and it says, "here is a girl who is naive and doesn't know anything about the 'Real World' or how to navigate it safely and correctly. now pay close attention: the good guys are the ones who help her grow and explore new things while still respecting her own perspective and feelings, not making her feel stupid. the bad guys are the ones who tell her that she is too weak/immature/naive to do the things she wants to do, because she is fragile and needs protecting." and I watched this when I was nine years old and it resonated deep in a part of me that I couldn't articulate with words yet.
I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.
The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺
The orb delights him
im fucking crying
HUH?
Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???
I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT
the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you
What the hell
What is going on
just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website
collection
clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after
clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling
They always delete a book accurate scene.
Being a Sanders Sides fan and an X-Men fan is so confusing. At least once per day I see a post and go he would not fucking say that. Wait wrong Logan
Logan Wolverine would not know what a Yerkes-Dodson curve is. However I do think Logan Sanders should be allowed claws he can stab people with
i raise your white savior grace with maniac violent simon and raise you my “apolgetic to inanimate objects, a bit impulsive and straightfoward simon who makes his boundaries very clear to grace while slowly unlearning the ways of eden” simon with my “not completely reliable grace who clings to the thought of human contact after being deprived of it for eleven years even in a coma. losing his mind and willing to do much of anything simon wants, studying him in a scientific manner without developing feelings” grace. they are both weirdos give them more trauma
a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks
i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays
I had to draw this
there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt
teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek
fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"
Yes yes, kind and patient grace, but have you considered.
Grace gets extremely frustrated and overwhelmed while working on something because he gets stuck in something, and at the tenth time rocky suggests something he already tried multiple times he snaps.
Grace goes a little feral waste-of-carbon style going you think I'm fucking stupid you dumb ball off xenonite? Rocky shuts up and retreats
And once grace clamed down he's so apologetic "Rocky I'm so sorry, I insulted you when you were just trying to help me, I've just been stressed and it bubbled up, I know I've hurt your feelings and you won't talk to me, you're right, I deserve this, I'll leave you be now, I'm sorry".
Meanwhile rocky has been rendered stupid, vibrating with hornyness the whole time.
i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"
TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH
this is next level
20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.
They're immortal.
They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.
They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.
They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.
They heckled the big bang.
"They say that time exists now."
"I can tell."
"How so?"
"Because this show is a waste of it!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"
