I Want Shitkickers

He/Him 31 Pan INFJ I’m going to start doing some 18+ content so if you are a minor please unfollow me now

[edtwilightlla]

They always delete a book accurate scene.

[emoprincey]

Being a Sanders Sides fan and an X-Men fan is so confusing. At least once per day I see a post and go he would not fucking say that. Wait wrong Logan

[emoprincey]

Logan Wolverine would not know what a Yerkes-Dodson curve is. However I do think Logan Sanders should be allowed claws he can stab people with

[idiotequetruth]

i raise your white savior grace with maniac violent simon and raise you my “apolgetic to inanimate objects, a bit impulsive and straightfoward simon who makes his boundaries very clear to grace while slowly unlearning the ways of eden” simon with my “not completely reliable grace who clings to the thought of human contact after being deprived of it for eleven years even in a coma. losing his mind and willing to do much of anything simon wants, studying him in a scientific manner without developing feelings” grace. they are both weirdos give them more trauma

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[trianglart]

I had to draw this 

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[petemcvries23]

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[sandinthepipes]

Yes yes, kind and patient grace, but have you considered.

Grace gets extremely frustrated and overwhelmed while working on something because he gets stuck in something, and at the tenth time rocky suggests something he already tried multiple times he snaps.

Grace goes a little feral waste-of-carbon style going you think I'm fucking stupid you dumb ball off xenonite? Rocky shuts up and retreats

And once grace clamed down he's so apologetic "Rocky I'm so sorry, I insulted you when you were just trying to help me, I've just been stressed and it bubbled up, I know I've hurt your feelings and you won't talk to me, you're right, I deserve this, I'll leave you be now, I'm sorry".

Meanwhile rocky has been rendered stupid, vibrating with hornyness the whole time.

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[charlesoberonn]

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

[charlesoberonn]

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[juunipupu]

Knight under Everything

[sayuupi]

Sketching some bears from the bear cam! 🐻🐟

[sayuupi]

Thank you so much for all the love of the brooks falls bears sketch!! I read all your lovely tags/comments hehe!

Let me interest you to my bear cubs characters! Beru🐻‍❄️, Koko🐻 and Meng🐈‍⬛

You will be seeing them a lot from me :D

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[a-singular-purple-giraffe]

Can Eridians get drunk?

Good luck trying to figure this one out Grace.

As always, thanks @justcakethanks! for the template.

[basicbascinet]

I'm surprised the knight kink crowd hasn't picked up on the fact that historical knights had a habit of capturing each other for ransom. What do you mean you don't see the sexual tension in rivals seeking each other out in battle or through ambush, deliberately avoiding harming their target so they may be taken back to the attacker's castle, either held as a prisoner or as a honored "guest" as the case may be, until they are redeemed by their friends and allies?

[sugarbunsx]

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[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon