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24| queer| my heated rivalry blog is for ME and im shouting at the world | main is alex

[fistfights]

People are so quick to forget that Shane and Ilya are two jocks who plays a violent contact sport and fuck nasty about it lol

[penandinkprincess]

blessed with the divine vision that bb shane was a fucking STICKLER for equal application of rules when he was an itty bitty. he'll accept the rules just fine, but they will now be HOUSEHOLD rules.

and most of the time it's fine. shane's bedtime is 7:30 pm because he is so itty bitty, but yuna and david have always just gone to their room after that so bb just assumed they were also following The Time To Sleep rules.

which is all well and good until nana is visiting while staying with her sister, it's 7:40 pm, and she is just cooing and delighted at bb shane just repeating "night NIGHT" over and over from the doorway to the living room because she is not understanding that this is not him being cute and saying goodnight.

this is attempted enforcement of the rules because nana, it is time for NIGHT NIGHT and you are clearly NOT ready for night night, and to TOP IT ALL OFF!! YOU ARE KEEPING MAMA AND DADDY FROM NIGHT NIGHT. RULES!! BROKEN!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS LITTLE BABY FACE. >:(

[lavenderprose]

Shane thinks it's soooo sexy when Ilya busts out those English vocab words btw. Listen to the way he says "When did your English get so good" and tell me he's not wet. He thinks it's so sexy that he is married to a bilingual baddie who knows what the word pedantic means despite English being his second language and he has a sexy accent when he says that shit. Shane can't even be mad at being called pedantic because he liked the sound of it in his husband's voice so much. "I'll show you pedantic," says Shane Hollander, as he plummets to his knees in the kitchen.

[clytemnestraaa]

i think david hollander’s big flaw is the same as like every white dad i know who sort of subconsciously assumes that women are inherently mothers and know how to parent intrinsically and fathers are accessory, like they’re important but in some sort of vague psychological way that’s never defined, which means it’s actually all about mother and child. and dad’s job is kind of to be a support base for that, and then when mom is being kinda wack he is taking HER side hashtag united front parenting because he assumes that child rearing is sort of implicitly her forte and area of knowledge and he’s the amateur. like there’s no way she could actually be wrong or cause harm here or even if she is it’s above his pay grade. kind of a “yeah i see what you mean, but i’m sorry kid my hands are tied” approach or like at best “i’ll raise it with upper management”

[pookieshane]

love is stored in the forehead touch

[hr-rep]

The first time Ilya prompts Shane to say something during sex expecting him to say more or please and he gets hit with a thank you he cums so fast his 14 year old self appears to him and goes .. quick shot, huh?

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[allesfresser]

Oh baby

[thisisnotenuff]

SHANE HOLLANDER IS SO FINE ITS NOT FAIRRRRRRRRR I WANNA EAT IT FROM THE BACK I WANNA SUCK HIM STUPID I WANNA WATCH IT DISAPPEAR INSIDE HIM I WANNA SMOKE WHILE HE RIDES IT I WANNA PULL HIS HAIR WHILE WE'RE IN DOGGY I WANNA ASK HIM WHOSE PUSSY IS THIS WHILE HE MOANS MY NAME INTO THE PILLOW I WANNA (gets dragged off stage)

[boitterfly]

[yolkylemon]

💪 💦

ilya version

[graceebooks]

ilya acting woke solely for the purpose of yelling at hayden and then answering cliffs call on speakerphone and cliff is like “what’s up f*ggots”

[urie]

hayden is like what the fuck and ilya's like he's culturally queer

[aslongasitsblack]

hayden: why am i not culturally queer? i have a gay best friend too

ilya: you are wearing a puffer vest in june.

[graceebooks]

marly (on the speakerphone): also like stop the bi erasure dude

[graceebooks]

shane (watching hockey on his phone): (absently) don’t worry about it hay i’m not culturally queer either

[jewelcoatfish]

hollanov taking an after game interview together because of plot convenience reasons and ilya was chirping the opposing team about their first line points per game being barely scraping 0.4 when shane tapped his arm lightly and ilya leaned towards him. all the reporters perk up because omg are we gonna see shane hollander disciplining ilya rozanov live???? this is TEA. and ilya just nodded and said

“apologies, my husband wanted to correct that their first line pgp was 0.34. which was more pathetic than i originally assumed.”

[hudsonsolo]

The blatant lies that people make up. "A bunch of Hudson fans haven't read heated rivalry" ? Because the increase in sales for the books after the show aired were exclusively due to non-Hudson fans buying them? Because we're always going on and on about how much Hudson transformed Shane's character because we haven't read the books right ? So many of us have been having discussions about the way Shane's been treated in The Long Game and how that will play out in the next season because we haven't read anything. 😐

And then to imply that we haven't read Yaga either when it literally sold out when Hudson's casting was announced (again). Who do they think was buying the screenplay? Or do they think people just bought it just to have ? Just for decor ?

I also find it hard to believe that Hudson fans would send death threats to anyone suggesting reading books. Same fans who immediately started book clubs across multiple platforms due to Hudson simply posting what he read on his Instagram story. Same fans who immediately went out and purchased nearly all his recommendations so far. So much that multiple bookstores set up "Hudson Williams Book club" curated displays. Even libraries started putting orders to get more copies of these specific books. Mind you people were actually making fun of people who started reading these books specifically because Hudson posted about them. But yeah sure Hudson fans don't read.

And also like it's perfectly fine if people don't want spoilers and would rather wait to watch the adaption. I'm sure of those people are still interested in reading the screenplay, they simply want to go into the show blind. And that's fine. People can still be curious about the plot even if they're waiting for the show to come out.

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents

[fleabagsversion]

[jesterlesbian]

Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie drawn by Zoe Si for The New Yorker

[gaynehollander]

I think Shane coming hands free the first time he was fucked genuinely made Ilya feel insane. Like, here is your league-mandated rival, he skates like a god, he has the media eating out of the palm of his hand, he commands the room without even seeming to realise his power, he is fucking gorgeous, he drops to his knees at the slightest prompting, he moans like a whore, and, oh! he also fucking spurts all over himself just from having your dick in his ass. Have fun trying to content yourself with fucking literally anyone else for the rest of your life!

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth