I'm going to be real right now I need everyone and absolutely everyone to throw Armand's carefully written excuses in his fucking face everytime. Louis you are probably next so please do a good job because I don't know if it is Lestat's narration or a character he's playing but that is not Armand. You can almost see him slipping and losing it multiple times during the episode and going back to his normal face but I am going to need him to get a blow so hard he completely loses it and goes apeshit on everyone because you cannot be the vampire fucking Armand going around saying excuses bro.













