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21 || agender- any pronouns || blocking any terf i see || there are no laws on this blog. i'll talk about/reblog whatever i feel like that day || pms are always open :) || i have a very complicated relationship with michael grant's Gone and Repo! The Genetic Opera.

[hazbeenandeggs]

I'm going to be real right now I need everyone and absolutely everyone to throw Armand's carefully written excuses in his fucking face everytime. Louis you are probably next so please do a good job because I don't know if it is Lestat's narration or a character he's playing but that is not Armand. You can almost see him slipping and losing it multiple times during the episode and going back to his normal face but I am going to need him to get a blow so hard he completely loses it and goes apeshit on everyone because you cannot be the vampire fucking Armand going around saying excuses bro.

[hazbeenandeggs]

I'm going to be real right now I need everyone and absolutely everyone to throw Armand's carefully written excuses in his fucking face everytime. Louis you are probably next so please do a good job because I don't know if it is Lestat's narration or a character he's playing but that is not Armand. You can almost see him slipping and losing it multiple times during the episode and going back to his normal face but I am going to need him to get a blow so hard he completely loses it and goes apeshit on everyone because you cannot be the vampire fucking Armand going around saying excuses bro.

[nextchapter]

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

[a-lesbianshadowinthenight]

what if your situationship asked you to be his lawyer because a rockstar trashed his tacky hotel and requested to meet him but he lied and set the meeting up himself because the rockstar is his ex that he wrote a book about insulting him page after page after page and he wanted to ragebait him into talking to him and get yelled at in french

[cupidsncheerios]

actually the real risk with being companionless/covenless as a vampire isn't soul-crushing loneliness it's the fact that isolated vampires just start doing anything. four grown ass men got divorced last season and the second they live alone lestat starts a middling soundcloud career, louis starts stalking some poor waitress, daniel becomes a bowling fanatic, and armand is in fucking ohio

[professional-rat-eater]

Lestat: I am an unreliable narrator. I love to lie.

Half the audience for some reason: I can’t believe how reliable this narrator is. He would never lie to us.

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[bifauxnenarmand]

[lesbianyuki]

[hyperfixation-s]

[devilsminionbby]

[devilsminionbby]

[devilsminionbby]

[ajaystillblue]

CLOUD GIFT DE POINTE DU LAC????

[maggie44paint]

I have witnessed peak

[castielstwigandberries]

armand they could never make me hate your zero chill and inability to give no fucks

[nortism]

I actually love the Louis and Regina subplot because it really is a continuation of the way Louis has always treated women, as a source of emotional labour that he can throw money at and have them make him feel better. It’s Miss Lily all over again, it’s “paying a whore to sit in a room and talk with him”. Making Claudia was always about Louis’ feelings under the pretence of saving her from the fire. He wants to save Regina from poverty but it’s all to make himself feel better. She sees through him but she’s so broke that she can’t afford to say no