inactive marauders side blog

| he/him | anti jkr | queer |

[lexithwrites]

The real burning question of the marauders fandom should be which character gets blackout drunk and recites the ‘pick me, choose me, love me’ speech from greys anatomy

[remu-toast]

all of them, next question

[ravenclawcumlaude]

Created by me in Procreate

[poseidons-getting-milk]

Bartemius Crouch jr. doing his little tongue thing™ with lip rings and a stud on his tongue.

thank u for listening to my TED talk.

[pjxckson]

“Any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

Remus prob: might take my dog for a walk

[writtenicarus]

remus whenever he sees sirius' bare wrists: oh so you're a little slut

[maraudersforfishsticks]

this is my first ever collage i've made and it's based on the fic Art Heist, Baby! by the wonderful @otrtbs

go check out the fic, i adore it so much and it changed my life <333

[padfootsashtray]

sacred 28 western AU

[pickinglilahs]

@homo-sex-shoe-whale

[steveahoi]

[pickinglilahs]

@homo-sex-shoe-whale

[kwiwrites-deactivated20240528]

Barty crouch jr would be one of those bitches you HATE irl. He’s annoying, he flirts with everyone, he makes shitty euphemistic jokes that no one likes and he’s an absolute ass to anyone he doesn’t like.

anyway watch me go on a two to three thousand word rant on how cool he is

[remu-toast]

barty crouch jr is to voldemort what dean is to his father

and what that is is sonwife

[remu-toast]

here we fuckin go again

[kwiwrites-deactivated20240528]

thinking about evan rosier. thinking about rosekiller. Thinking about them. thinking about them so HARD

[remu-toast]

rosekiller shit

[remu-toast]

comparing reg to water in art heist, baby 😭 😭

[rmdoesstuff]

Lily + Jegulus coparenting p2

Lily: How was your week with your dads?

Harry: Really good! We went to the zoo and uncle Sirius and Remus visited and then dads set up a swear jar so that whenever Uncle Remus says ‘$%@!’ Or ‘$%@!$’ or ‘$%@!ing $%@!’ Or ‘$%@!er’ or ‘$%@!’ He has to put a dollar in the jar.

Lily:

Harry:

Lily: For Christ’s sake I don’t even know what half of those mean

Harry: *blinks* I don’t know what any of them mean