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if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

rathayibacter

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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happy glorious 25th of may

vamptits

they want you to make fried rice

memser

who is "they"

vamptits

the wok left

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how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

6qubed

skillet issue

ijaazat

green? green <3

p1ss

ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

biszumletzten

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

brightlotusmoon

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

anonymous-lightbulb

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

frenchwitchdiary

Meme templates X tarot

when-november-ends

i usually don't like using tarot spreads but i WILL be using those

yardsards

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

hauntanelle

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

pusong-mangga

supertaliart

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

smoke-in-the-winds

Me, talking to Paul of Tarsus whom I brought to the present: so, the Calvinist stance, called double predestination, follows that Christ only died particularly for the elect, who are unconditionally saved. The Arminian stance, however, argues that elect are only foreseen by God, but that Christ still died for all people who are saved conditional on their independent faith.

Paul: What do you mean it’s been two thousand years?? And he hasn’t come back yet?

Me: Yeah, anyways, see the thing is both sides use your writings as proof of their arguments, and I was just wondering what you actually meant, especially in Romans where you wrote-

Paul: Wait, are you sure you guys didn’t just miss him?

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Me: So you see, HE'S why we don't follow the literal words of Christ (as taught to us in the 4 Gospels) anymore OR follow the Laws of Moses.

Peter [the First Pope whom I brought to the present]: Is that fucking PAUL OF TARSUS?!?! I TOLD YOU LAST TIME IT WAS ON SIGHT, MOTHERFUCKING FALSE PROPHET!

I proceed to eat popcorn as this entire mess sorts itself out once and for all.