I Hate Love Songs

It's been 1,000 years. Used to post Free! (riharu, reigisa, soumako/kisu/gou), Haikyuu!!, a few other shows. Unfollow me now. This is about to turn into a (mdzs) wangxian blog with a side of general cuteness, and other things that entertain me. I tag all shows, ships, and lots of other things.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Shen Qingqiu]

"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)

2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen

3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP

4. pregnant napping shizun…..

5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."

"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."

"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."

"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.

Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"

[brrblob]

if ford wins ill draw him pregant.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 3

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Megatron (Transformers)

Luo Binghe (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Luo Binghe]

"I have no desire to see him pregnant I am merely doing this out of the goodness of my heart because I know he would want to be. You know that "I will defy biology and get you pregnant" quote? In his case it would be "I will defy biology and get pregnant". And considering the world he lives in he could do it too."

"I’d love to impregnate him, but I’d get more joy out of him being impregnated by Shen Qingqiu (his husband).

Reasons lbh should be pregnant

I want him to

Anyone of any gender can be pregnant but lbh has some great gender fuckery in svsss and being pregnant would fit great into that. He is referred to as maiden-hearted and given the nickname bingmei (little sister) by his husband. He loves to cook and clean and generally is a lot happier acting as a wife (except for sex). He would lean so hard into being pregnant I don’t think anyone could do it better. He would literally be glowing.

Cute little bingmei with a big belly and the world’s most perfect curls….

In order to even get pregnant, lbh would go out of his way to make it happen via some sort of magic plant sex pollen/curse/etc. I need to see how he makes it happen."

"He wants to be a wife and bear his teacher/husband's child so badly. He lives in dream of the day he will finally get to bottom."

"He canonically wants a period and honey he won't when he learns about the alternative (pregnancy)."

"You guys don't understand how badly Luo Binghe needs this. Due to certain circumstances, Luo Binghe's birth mother threw him into a frozen river to save his life. She herself then died, and his father was chained under a mountain. He was rescued from the river by a fisherman, but he grew up an orphan on the streets, abused by everyone, until a kind washerwoman took him in. However, she was so run-down from working to support him that she died, too. When he's still a child, he becomes a disciple of a prominent cultivation sect, but is consistently bullied and abused by his peers and his master/teacher alike. In the "original novel," before Shen Yuan transmigrates into it as Luo Binghe's shizun, Luo Binghe is thrown into the Endless Abyss, becoming an evil person, hurting everyone who previously hurt him tenfold, and even harming innocents, continuing the cycle of abuse. After Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Qingqiu when Luo Binghe is fourteen, in this version of the story, Luo Binghe's shizun treats him with kindness and he falls in love with him. But due to unavoidable circumstances, Shen Qingqiu still throws Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss, forcing him to accept his demonic heritage, and Luo Binghe is left heartbroken and angry, not understanding why his beloved shizun would do such a thing, but he loves him still. At the end of SVSSS, Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu have reconciled and gotten married, and Luo Binghe's crimes are much less than they were in the original version of the story. The cycle of abuse is ended. But Binghe still retains the scars, and has still committed crimes. A child would be the perfect way to heal him, and to end the cycle of abuse entirely. It would be beautiful. Please vote for him to end the cycle of abuse."

[yaoi-orc-pussy]

MY FOLLOWERS! I KNOW YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. BUT I COMMAND YOU. VOTE FOR BINGBONG

[renkakirai]

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[dahliadenoire]

cant believe wangxian didnt have a stuck-in-a-coffin scene like the other two when they was out there digging graves and investigating tombs !!! 😤😤

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

I love reading how my video of my dogs cured people’s depression. They’re so wholesome.

[anybodyandsomebody]

Dog 1: Mesmerized, pure, wholesome

Dog 2: Absolute madman

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

I’ve watched this 5 times and each time is better than the last

[venus-mothtrap]

@quirk-y

[retiredpeach]

Easy way to entertain your child at the burial mounds;)

[busymagpie]

holding on to what little remains of wei wuxian

[thekansta]

red and black (1)

[lotuswlw]

with my first post!

[audarcy]

gays and neurodivergent ppl are obsessed with cryptids, the fae, liminal spaces, etc because we often exist on the fringe of society and lack well-defined social identities, feeling such acute isolation from the “normal” world that we align ourselves more with things that are literally not of this world. in this essay i will

[caffeinated-cryptid]

[dahliadenoire]

[4:55am] lan er-gege, wake up 😘💙

happy birthday hanguang-jun!!

[mmagurro]

Great news! Wei Wuxian has died!

[akakumoeteru]

Rest and a kiss.

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[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese mantou (steamd bread) be like

[dahliadenoire]

wang “right in front of my salad” xian

[foxpunk]

Hello everyone! I’ve seen a couple of posts about this before, but none recently, so just a reminder!

Please use “Latine” instead of “Latinx” or “Latin@” when refering to nonbinary Latines or groups of Latines. Here are a few reasons why!

In general, we nonbinary Latines have been trying to find an alternative to the gendered -a/-o endings in many Spanish words for a long time. The -e ending is our solution that the nonbinary Latine community widely agrees on, and wants to gain traction.

Using the @ symbol merely fuses the two binary gendered endings. It isn’t inclusive of nonbinary identities.

While an X is not gendered, it also is not easy for Latines to pronounce. It is not a naturally occuring ending in our languages, and due to its placement there is no agreed upon way to pronounce it.

Additionally, the @ symbol and X endings are hard if not impossible for screenreaders to recognize. We want to make sure to keep accessibility in mind!

There are already many words in our languages that end in E. It is an ending that flows naturally and is easy for us to pronounce.

Thank you for reading! I would really appreciate any reblogs. Happy Pride!

[tinyshoopuf]

I do like making LWJ puff up like a pigeon