Daily Muse

The things I think and find.

[huffylemon]

[choncita]

I flipped it bcs I wanted to show hc's tattoo jajsjw

[gr1mmweeper]

[capnsoapy]

objectively correct colour tier list btw

[loth-caatgirl]

I will never respect the four-colour names

[littlemisspipebomb]

you will apologize to my sons with 784 unique diseases

[everythingfox]

Mood

[kibumkim]

😭😭😭😭

[high-quality-tiktoks]

wichita public library has the most delightful short story dispenser at the airport!

[sgt-celestial]

I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

[woid-y]

[only-tiktoks]

[tetrafelino]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[naamahdarling]

We pay in other ways.

[viralvdio-blog]

Saw this on a door at work.

[houseofhanover]

# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

[cheeseybeanallalong]

That fucking tag omg

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

[Image description: Photo of a door with an official warning sign: “This Door is Alarmed;” beneath the official sign are two different handwritten notes on different scraps of paper: (first)“The window is startled,” and (second) “The floor is somewhat taken aback.” Description ends]

[libraford]

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

[myriad-rainbows]

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

[jbcrochetwizard]

A baby Chocobo in amigurumi form.  The finished doll measures 6.5” height and 5” wide (16.5 x 12.7 cm).

Amigurumi pattern: Etsy | Ravelry

[bace-jeleren]

YES!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!! PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[threeeyedharemp3]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[vetchtibbles]

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

[threeeyedharemp3]

stop it i was trying to be gothic