A bird on a wire, your head on a trout,

and you're never gonna find her because she wrote you out!

[stroebe2]

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

broooo last night was a cry for help

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

[willowberecki]

Ok, I've been curious about this for a while:

How do you pronounce HLVRAI?

H-L-V-R-A-I

Hull-vry

Hell-vry

Either of the above 2 but "fry" instead of "vry"

Half-Life V-R-A-I

Other

Voting ended onJun 19

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[whatcha-thinkin]

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Voting ended onJun 18

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: I RAISE JULIANNA PIGS THEY ARE THE SMALL LITTLE PIGS. I HAVE FIVE OF THEM. THEY ARE THE GREATEST PETS. I LOVE MY PIGS DMV: PIG Verdict: DENIED

[noxtheox]

I looked up and saw a fat juvenile pelican with kind eyes looking down at me

[revileations]

@isolatedandlonelyinspace

[revileations]

been straight up feeling like oba yozo lately

[revileations]

been straight up feeling like that scene in youre the worst where gretchen is laying listlessly unmoving on jimmys weird couch and sam is listing famous people with mental illness/depression and then honeynutz leans over and whispers something to him and he goes "damn. all of them? youre kidding, all of them?"

[revileations]

have i been sainted yet

[revileations]

been straight up feeling like oba yozo lately

[revileations]

been straight up feeling like that scene in youre the worst where gretchen is laying listlessly unmoving on jimmys weird couch and sam is listing famous people with mental illness/depression and then honeynutz leans over and whispers something to him and he goes "damn. all of them? youre kidding, all of them?"

[revileations]

been straight up feeling like oba yozo lately

[regf]

looking for girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys

[revileations]

damn i wrote this? kinda fire