The Maiden of June @rexcanyon792 - Tumblr Blog

funny thing I've noticed is that people include rodger in mayburi/general bridget art as if he just a plush and isn't literally some guy, and I find that really funny

animedads-deactivated20210108

every Dark Souls NPC conversation wver

drilsouls

Dubious Grandma: Shit-Ass Dead Dude… Know'st thou of Hell Fuck Castle, high in the mountains…? (laughter) It was once the domain of King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing.. Legend tells of the castle’s steward, the great and terrible HorseDog, but who is to say if it still roams the halls… (solid minute of laughter) Oh, how silly of me; but of course, a new arrival in Drangranthric wouldst know not such tales… One such as thee… wouldst be better suited to sharpen the blades of the dreaded wraith of Why’d They Put Anorher FUCKIN SWAMP LEVEL Marsh….. Armor Type of Dude. That is… ifst thoust canst livest thatst longst… (five minutes of laughter; unskippable)

paper-mario-wiki

transitioning is like putting on the They Live glasses and seeing that 90% of people looking at you are either jerking off or furiously sharpening a knife. or both. and i do not mean that in a sexy or fun way, and i dont like clarifying that, but i know there's a 90% chance you are thinking it, because i wrote it while being a trans woman.

paper-mario-wiki

to clarify:

when considering the sexual violence against trans women, it's important to remember that "people only view us sexually" does not mean the same thing as "people only find us attractive". it means "people can only conceptualize of our existence within a sexual light" because that's how the majority of our coverage in media has been tinged in the past century. as a result of the chaste and patriarchal nature of modern capitalism, gender and sexuality are inseparable in much public discourse by virtue of propaganda, and as a result, a trans woman is seen as sexual because efforts towards projecting specifically femininity is only categorized as sexual. and when paired with the uncharitable perception of "man", that propaganda can often evolve how people view us directly into "sexual threat" anywhere, for any reason. i could be in the freezer aisle of costco looking down at the ground while i push my cart and i'd still get dirty looks for wearing a dress (this has happened).

when i say "they're either jerking off or sharpening a knife", i mean we're either viewed sexually, or as sexually threatening, in almost all scenarios.

[NOTE: AS WITH ALL MATTERS OF TRANSMISOGYNY, THIS ISSUE IS 100 TIMES WORSE FOR BLACK GIRLS]

yamada-ryo

peachfromcmbyn

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

sturgeon-system

pocket-deer-belly

i think it's cool as fuck actually to have transfem stories that center on the pre-realization. i would like to push for the idea that transfem experiences are transfeminine and distinct and unique even before they come out.

gumi-artpoidd

Empty streets, no one to see. insecure in my autonomy. hearing all the times they told me remember: 'just drop it, you will be fine.' and all that makes me so sick. how time turns into a pathology and covering up to make it look sweeter

Do That Again - Teirrel ft. GUMI

taraxippos

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

taraxippos

WHO DID THIS

slobbyrat

Fat people look good in everything and I’m so tired of society lying to us.

This isn’t even coming from a fetish perspective. Fat people look good in everything.

Show some tummy, show off those love handles, wear striped clothing, be the sexy bitch you were born to be

demilypyro

In this clip Sophia talks about puzzles and everybody loves her

krellion

[begin transcript]

Sophia: … puzzles, although I haven't had as much time for them lately.

Demily (doing her Chiaki voice): What is your favorite jigsaw puzzle to do?

Sophia: Hmm… Well I really like Buffalo-brand jigsaw puzzles because they all have a very straight-forward uniform style, and also more importantly the color-blocking on the pictures that they choose is always very consistently user-friendly. I really don't like when there are large pieces of a puzzle that all have a same color-blocking, because it makes it extremely difficult to find landmarks or other identifying features that make the puzzle easier to do. In particular, when you are doing puzzles with other people and the pieces inevitably get divided into multiple sections, it makes it really difficult and frustrating to have to keep sending pieces back-and-forth between different people. Therefore, I really like Buffalo-brand jigsaw (Demily is hit by a heart with *smack* sound) puzzles because they are so user-friendly in the amount of landmarks that they provide. Plus, I also just love puzzles that have... (pauses, clears throat) colorful, landscape pictures. (pauses again) Hi.

Demily: Chat, is this not the most charming woman you've ever fucking met?

River: Hi, Sophia.

[end transcript]

toskarin

actually kind of impressive that the raw malice towards reddit was concentrated enough that it crystallised into reddit entering internet lexicon as a derogatory adjective and sticking, even on reddit, even in wake of reddit's political success [remembering my mutuals hate beowulf analogies] like beowulf, what with the dragon

austimpowerz

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

laqueus

themysteriousmurasamecastle

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.