Epsilon Skylark

This blog's only purpose is to consolidate posts I like.

[arcadeigannon]

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

[cheese24k]

[formerinfant]

OH MY GOD

[asukaskerian]

laughing so hard i’m crying a little holy shit

[ladypalerider-deactivated201503]

NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO

M A X I M U M   O V E R D R I V E

[robotlyra]

[REVVING INTENSIFIES]

[animentality]

“Gotta go fast-”

“But why Reggie-”

“GOTTA-”

“I AM ALSO COMPEL-”

[personalgremlin]

what do they know

[justnoodlefishthings]

[gliscore]

[trashwizard]

[sethalapod]

[justiceleaque]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

do you understand how great this scene is it doesn’t even need editing

[its-sad-boy-hours]

can you draw a cute lil winged dog? (if you're still looking to draw)

I’m not that good at drawing animals, but I think it turned out well :D

[rhorhosineofphi]

what a good pupper

[catchymemes]

[ainawgsd]

Smooth-Winter Edition

[ainawgsd]

This seems like a good time to reblog this….

[vicemag]

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

[adriofthedead]

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

[lacefuneral]

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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[cybercitrus]

convert your office into a horrible disaster

[sadopossum]

This should be what nsfw means

[flour-canon]

Free worldbuilding idea:

Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.

“Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.”

“Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.”

“I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.”

“I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.”

[digitaldiscipline]

“Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?” *indistinct vocals* “Dave, I’ve seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support.”

[void-writing]

“I can’t get this fucking spell to work, Jane, can you look it?”

*passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence*

“I think you missed a bookend rune right here-”

“GODS DAMN IT! IT’S ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!” *angrily scribbles on parchment*

(It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works)

[crazy-pages]

I don’t play wizards anymore because they’re too much like my day job.

[drackir]

Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake.

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is!

Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It’s just explaining to Firewing what you’re trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you’ve been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT!

[arabianbutch]

if aquarius is supposedly an “””air””” sign why does it got AQUA in its name….really makes u think..

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[lazylittledragon]

i have a sudden inexplicable urge to create a beautiful lesbian love story set in a bakery and it will be the only thing i ever make that will be completely angst-free and wholesome

[lazylittledragon]

i may have done a thing.

[lazylittledragon]

i decided to give her some friends.

[lazylittledragon]

i’m obsessed.

[lazylittledragon]

everyone meet the king of 20biteen

[lazylittledragon]

so this is happening apparently

[lazylittledragon]

they have names!!!

[timelessziowl167-deactivated201]

I mean I’m here for it

[trexvibez]

Webtoon?

[jayessart]

Sorry, Dropped Your Coat! - Part ½

Short comic about a human and a selkie based on this post

instagram / twitter / weibo

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

[megustamemes]

[always-on-the-way]

i can’t stop watching

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

his hair tho, as the hood flies off

[certified-p0ser]

there’s a lot to discuss here

[asbucky]

captain america + we’re the millers parody.

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever: