Okay Great

According to an ex-coworker, 30 is the end of the world so I've been living in an apocalypse for FOUR years...

[erikoswinoswald]

[artbylittlebug]

[bweirdart]

happy neil day (20th anniversary edition?!?!!)

past years neils:

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[saintfelina]

I have a frag request…Perfumes that smell like an early 2000s sleepover where you were lightly bullied by girls you didn’t know very well

thanks for reminding me of the hell of adolescence

[kationella]

Sora has now entered the world of the last piece of media you watched/read/played.

How does he do?

Seamless inclusion. Helped fight the bad guy and befriended the protagonist(s)

Kinda clunky inclusion. Was more of a bystander + the lesson makes no sense

Completely took over the story and replaced the protagonist

WHAT IS SORA DOING IN (Insert media here)??? GET OUTTA THERE

Voting ended onApr 11

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[rocketbirdie]

heh. didn't even stand a chance.

[clapuhands]

to everyone in the notes asking for a translation: panel 1: "weigh your heart" (the suffix pronoun for heart should be .k not .ti i think but i see what you are going for. also, my copy of faulkner doesn't have a copy of the word but it's pretty clear from context what it means) panel 4: "what"

anyway op good job this is really funny and better than 99.9% of hieroglyphs on the internet

[oodles-of-boodle]

@thatlittleegyptologist

[thatlittleegyptologist]

xAa is 'to throw/dispatch/abandon' because fAj is the verb 'to weigh' (this can be checked on the Thesaurus Linguae Aegyptiae), .tj should be =k as already pointed out.

Thus with xAa as the imperative 'dispact/throw', the scales determinative doesn't belong to that word and is thus a word in and of itself the 3-consonant jws.w (the .w is just a plural, it's still 3-consonants), and then .tj which should be =k.

It's more: xAa jws.w ib=k 'chuck your heart on the scales' *ma'at gets obliterated* ptr 'what'.

As an aside; it's not good practice with Middle Egyptian to go 'we can infer this from context' when you can't find that word in one dictionary. You should be consulting at least three. Also, because my ass has been doing this for nearly 20 years, just so you're all aware xAa is in Faulkner:

This is page 183 of my personal copy of Faulkner's Concise Dictionary of Middle Egyptian. xAa is right there! You'll see that the picture of the entry for the TLA also cites it as FCD 'Faulkner's Concise Dictionary' 183.

[fallenangelvictorious]

You know the art is good when the academics start getting spicy in the notes

[pastrygeckos]

Watch me roll up to the picnic with my bag of wet fruit

[osmosisjones]

this is how they make lacroix

[homestuck]

[peardresser]

i took this with the intention of posting it on st patricks day and i COMPLETELY forgot lmao

[couldtheycatchkira]

Could Consigliere Tom Hagen solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Voting ended onApr 12

[mariamlovesyou]

losing my mind losing my mind

[randomgermancupcake]

N64 graphical glitch

[dragongirltitties]

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

[trickstertime]

[blvck-coffee-dad]

I see that it's once again "Tumblr gets overly-vigilant about tagging posts as Mature" season.

[blvck-coffee-dad]

@staff, are y'all sexually aroused by this post?

[ashtrayolsen]

PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

source?

[jantesika]

it was obviously named after Paris, the trojan prince.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

A common misconception! Paris Hilton was named after Paris, the Trojan Prince, and Paris (the city) was named after Plaster of Paris, for trade relation reasons (that plaster being the main export f the area when the city was founded).

Plaster of Paris getting its name, of course, from its inventor, Paris Hilton.

[theeternalnewb]

I don’t know why anybody uses ChatGPT when they can log into Tumblr Dot Com and see *bespoke* obviously stupid lies, handcrafted by a real asshole for free.

[sufficientlylargen]

The city of Paris got its name from the Parisii, an iron age Gallic tribe that lived in that area. The Romans called it Lutetia, or Lutetia Parisiorum (“Lutetia of the Parisii”), which over time became “Parision” and then just “Paris”.

The name “Parisii” itself is a latinization of the Gaulish “Parisioi”, meaning “the people who will one day have plaster of Paris”.

[desert-love]

Javelina at Sabino canyon, Tucson Az.

[daniela--anna]

Miniature di Mara Swelt

[callmestannismaybe]

[funny-tik-toks]

[wafflebloggies]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

[iveofficiallygonemad]

Captions:

Gaston: "Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in there tonight, raving-"

Fast placed music plays as the scene changes.

Gaston: "Whoa! Slow down Maurice."