Biology: the Study of Cute Animals

Lvl 31 Wizkid | F She/Her Help I'm stuck in a peat blog, forever to be preserved on the internet! This blog's almost as much of a mess as me. (You can also find me on my gaming sideblog at theprancingalpaca or my knitting sideblog at stabbysticks.)

[notaplaceofhonour]

just existing right now is a lot of

“wow that’s cool! I wish I had the money to buy that”

“wow that’s cool! I wish I had the money to support that”

“wow that’s cool! I wish I had the money to buy that”

“wow that’s cool! I wish I had the money to see that”

[notaplaceofhonour]

$1000 gaming systems, $200-300 LEGO sets, $20+ movie tickets, $200-1000 concert tickets, BUY NOW LIMITED EDITION, we’re almost out! buy while supplies last!, SPECIAL PERKS FOR EARLY-BIRD BACKERS only

[notaplaceofhonour]

like great that would devastate my wallet if I even had that much in it at a single time.

but I might be a little bad and splurge on some Doritos if there’s a two for one deal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[transformativeworks]

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[nataliehall]

A wolpertinger

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJul 21

[lauramakesart]

These didn't make it into the drawing open call that I made them for, so I can post them now. All color pencil, graphite and a little bit of copic marker.

[geyfrog]

As far as my personal experience goes “men ain’t shit” is actively a counterproductive attitude to getting straight women out of unpleasant relationships. Like, if men ain’t shit, the implication is that (barring lesbianic conversion) any relationship she’ll be in will be shitty, and thus there’s not really a point in trying to do better, because the only other option is being single. And this exact attitude IME is very common in women in unhappy relationships. But it’s not true! Some men are good partners! It is possible for these women to find a fulfilling heterosexual relationship! And they need to believe that to give up on an unfulfilling one!

[geyfrog]

The mostly non-actionable “ugh, I hate men” supplants the very actionable “ugh, I hate Brad”. In this kind of situation, you gotta swallow your smugness about being a lesbian for a bit to give them hope that they can be happy while straight

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[gloombby]

[rowlfthedog]

[forcekenobi]

was thinking about bear/bare

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?

[artsyape]

I love them both your honor.

[pancakeke]

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email