Rionmaquatik

23 years old Artist who doesn't post often

[april]

IF SHE HAS PINCERS AND AN EXOSKELETON AND WALKS SIDEWAYS SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRL SHE IS A CRAB

[the-descolada]

SHE’S STILL MY GIRL

FUCK YOU

[bigpimpingwhore]

My girl is a lobster FUCK YOU

But she is the best lobster ever

[pussy-puncher-are-you-joking]

Oh so I’m a lobster now?

[lesbian-deadpool]

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

*Ocean Noise*

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

world heritage post

[rionma]

S̥̗̣̰̖̳̗ͦ̐͛̍͊ͥ͊͢p̬̠̻͈̱͋o̲̙ͧ̽̅̂͟ͅn̊̐͌͛̀͗͏͕͖̜̯ͅg̏͏͓̬̻̰̞̯e̹͙̳̩̗͉͍͋͘p̵̼̣̩̝̖͌̅ͅã̮̱͕̦n̲͉͓ͬ͗ͫ͜t̸̼ͯͮ̊̏̓ͩͅs̫͕̭̈́͠ ̦̲̃ͧ͆̽̿́̚ S͓̠͔̾́q̀̊ͤ̎͗̈́u͙̭͉̲̼̬̔̉ͫͦ͠a̖͋̂ͩṛ̎̉ͦ̇͐̊e̞̎͐̄ͩ̅ͣ̄b̡̳̘̞͍̬o̵ͭͩ̆̃͑̾͌b͔̰́̈ͨ̋

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[wheeloffortune-design]

The true deadly sins

Lust

Not a sin- feeling sexual attraction, sex with consenting partners, masturbation, consuming pornographic media, having several sexual partners, sex before mariage. IT’S A SIN WHEN- the person projects lust onto an unwilling recipient person and does not take into account their wants or consent. Rape, harassment, sexual assault, catcalling, dick pics.

Gluttony

Not a sin- food, enjoying food, cooking, eating sweets, eating meat. In the larger sense, accumulating material things you enjoy, like books or collectibles or whatever.  IT’S A SIN WHEN- It deprives other people of what they need.

Envy

Not a sin: Wanting things you see other people have, like money, power, fame. IT’S A SIN WHEN: This is how you define people, and stop respecting them as humans. It’s a sin when you use them for what they have and what they can bring you.

Greed

Not a sin: Wanting financial security, working hard for the things you want.  IT’S A SIN WHEN: Your own financial growth depends on keeping other people impoverished and suffering.

Pride

Not a sin: Being proud of your accomplishments, liking your looks, dressing up IT’S A SIN WHEN: It stops you from accepting your faults and seeing how you can be wrong, not admitting that you can better yourself. 

Wrath

Not a sin: Righteous anger at situations, being mistreated, seeing other people suffer, at the injustice of the world. Self-defense. Revolution.  IT’S A SIN WHEN: Violence towards defenceless people, hitting your partner or your kids,.  Violence fuelled by intolerance and bigotry. 

Sloth

Not a sin: Resting. Sleeping. Taking a day or a year off. Being unproductive. Playing videogames. IT’S A SIN WHEN: You stay inactive when action is required. When people need you and you’d rather do nothing.

[madammuffins]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT AND GIVES POWER BACK TO SO MANY PEOPLE

[dramaticwitchbitch]

Say it sgain for the people in the back

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[marveledits]

#clint you little shit

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: Look, Nat! I got something for you.

Y/N: *Lifts shirt to reveal a massive tattoo that says “I love Natasha Romanoff” over their abdomen*

Natasha: I– WHAT THE HELL–

Natasha, softly: That’s so swee–

Natasha: WE ARE GETTING THAT REMOV-

Natasha, softly: It has a heart in the ‘A’s and 'O’s!

Thor, to Tony: Should we tell her that’s a temporary tattoo?

Tony: Let’s wait a few more minutes.

[improvewithtutorials]

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[bebx]

*Robert Downey Jr. as the president

Tom Hiddleston as the polite and gentle butler

Jeff Goldblum as the sexy villain

[truscumftm]

Hot takes that will probably get me called a bigot on this hellhole

[groovin-up-slowly]

👏🏿ALL👏GENDERS👏🏻AND👏🏼RACES👏🏽DESERVE👏🏾RESPECT👏🏿

[done-with-your-bs]

It’s finally come back!

[unclefather]

[unclefather]

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

[mxnrique]

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: Would you rather stab Thor or-

Loki: Thor.

Y/N: I didn’t even say the other option.

Loki: I don’t need to hear it.

Thor:

Thor: I’m feeling a little unsafe.

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[ohwormbro]

GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO

[tryppyn-princxly-deactivated202]

i can’t believe i’m really gonna fall for this, am i?

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3