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Love a good schrodinger's cat!
Hopefully it makes sense, everything Simon did and accomplished happened, and at the same time this version of Simon exists and because the god(?) never actually looked at this universe and just moved him his mutations and all that blood couldn’t come with
I’m bad at science
meet cute? meet ugly!
Fake dating gets in the way of real romance (Prompt)
Prompt: Tim’s parents enter him in chess tournaments all over the world from a young age, where he wins and becomes known as a protege well before he takes up the cape.
So as he ages, and keeps up the Chess (as not doing it would be suspicious) he has to hide his ID as (Red) Robin in other ways.
How does he do it then, since he’s already well known as intelligent?
Great question! Simple answer: he pretends to be in a relationship with himself.
This only proves to be an issue in the future when Phantom ignores his advances and approaches tim later privately about (Red) Robin asking him out.
Tim tries to reassure Danny that he knew Red Robin was doing that and is totally cool with it, but then hits a new roadblock of Danny not being interested in polyamory
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
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Dan hates his Nicer Self.
He does. He really, really does.
The kid is naïve, cocky, strong in the weirdest ways that don't make sense-
And he's such a busybody! Always helping, always jumping into things, and always saying that he's definitely not trying to be a hero.
It's annoying.
It's so annoying.
For instance, Phantom got called in by the JL for an all-hands-on-deck situation right before a super important test. Phantom accepted the call.
But the JL had dealt with threats like this before, a million times-there was literally no need to answer the call.
Yet the little dumbass had.
And now Dan was at home, staying on the other side of the room away from Vlad, and watching the fight on TV.
Phantom takes a hit. Then another. Then another.
Good; he'll learn not to jump when the JL says jump, then.
Phantom goes down, disappears behind some rubble.
Dan doesn't care. He doesn't. Let the kid learn a lesson.
Phantom doesn't get up.
Just like Jazz didn't get up.
Or Sam, or Tucker, or his mom or his dad-
Dan sees red.
He barely hears Vlad as he rips a portal to the fight and steps out, in his own ghost form, and decks the bad guy-some demon named Trigun or whatever, fucking weeb-so hard he knocks the guy back.
The fight pauses.
"You touched the twerp," Dan growls, voice distorting and allowing his powers to manifest at full capacity for the first time in years, "So you get to lose your head."
so what youre saying is that Danny has been getting "you should do this" and "you shouldnt think this way" advice from a legitimate justice league hero over and over and over again.
so. even though he does already have a hero's mindset, with all the constant reminders....he might be thinking hes not doing enough.
he might even, as a totally random example, have doubts about whether or not he's been devolving without even noticing and is now having nightmares about becoming evil even though his family is fine and dan is even pretty reformed! so like! is he doing worse than that timeline?!?
guess this means! hero stuff takes precedent to something so small like a school test! guess that means!!! he should put on a brave face that almost borderline seems cocky!!! guess that means working himself ragged and being so tired that a threat he could probably take in his sleep is able to punch him and have him stay down.
no no, that's okay.
i like the direction this is going in.
Dan, after *ahem* dispatching Trigon in itty bitty pieces immediately goes to fish Danny out from the rubble.
Dan cradles him very gently despite looking like a hound from hell--steam billowing thunderbolts and lightning, barely visible eyes from the harsh glow of rage, etcetc.
He's ignoring the JL and is floating away to open a portal home, even though they are trying to help/explain/get an explanation (10 guesses whose doing that one), until Danny comes to.
He's clearly exhausted and bleary, which could be attributed to the fight, but then. If Dan could get rid of Trigon with a couple of rage induced punches, Danny should have had no problem so Dan is clearly missing something here. He's about to ask, when Danny sees everyone around them and just...apologizes.
His voice is weak, he's beat up and tired and might even be crying, but still he says sorry. over and over and over again. Dan is so lost, so speechless, he's too shocked to even do anything until--
"I'm so sorry--I'm not a hero, i'm not, im sorry im not hero enough--"
Danny passes out again, and something breaks.
From JL POV, most of them can't hear what Danny is saying, but those of them who can are appalled. ashamed. confused.
Flash is trying to see if Danny is okay, but doesnt truly know the damage he's done.
And then Dan just. bursts into flames and thunder. The sky is dark and they can feel the rage emanating from him.
"Who." A single word and all noise stops--only the heat from the flames.
"Who...?" It's clearly a question, but Flash, at the forefront, can't quite figure out what's happening.
"Who. told him. he wasn't. hero enough?" Dan grits it out, his voice is hoarse and full of gravel and burning coal.
"WHO. TOLD. HIM. HE. WASN'T. A HERO?"
Absolutely dying at "you magnificent you"
thank you, random citizen!
(please imagine the megamind "and i love you, random citizen" gif with the above caption)
I actually think that it's even worse than that--like at this point, Dan is is his own person to Danny, and you'll find (not to sound pedantic or anything) that I said "turning evil" not "turning into Dan"
To Danny, Dan is reforming, so Dan has hope.
But if Danny turns evil, that's worse than Dan.
Cuz Dan had like, a clear starting point. But to Danny, Flash just started consistently giving him advice on how to have a hero's mindset, how he shouldn't get too torn up about bad days, how he shouldn't lash out, etcetc.
Like. Flash is has no finesse. He's sunshiney and honestly? He does a lot of time loop shit that feels like, reckless. He's "no thoughts, head empty" kind of smart guy, and it's definitively proven that if you repeat something/practice something your body will remember it. So. Every time Flash see's Danny he's like "Hey! good job not getting mad!" and Danny is like, did Flash see me mad?? Have I been mad? Did i seem like i was mad at something??
Unintentional.
and also like, Flash experiences time differently--he does a million things in a minute, he probably doesn't think he's seeing Danny that much, but he does in fact, see Danny alot.
Another note on Flash experiencing time differently, do you think he sees fleeting microexpressions, like of someone annoyed but because everything is slower to him, it looks like they are madder than they actually are?
that would be an interesting take! if we're talking about justice league unlimited Flash, he's kind of hella socially awkward too so it might even be a "i can see/read the minutiae of body language, but that doesnt mean i know what they actually mean" kind of thing too!
Flash in range to hear that.
Flash looking Dan in the eyes and thinking he's just figured out "Phantom" is an inherited title.
Flash having a million little heart attacks as he realizes he's been pushing the wrong guy to be good, and that something like this may have been the world-ending version of the kids father that he knew.
Flash realizing he pushed Phantom too far, and instead may have pissed off the actual threat. (because he thinks Dan is stronger than Danny, because his knowledge of that future is a wee bit skewed and he holds evil future Dan to an impossible standard of power that no one can meet, not even actual Dan)
Flash thinking Dan is Danny's Father and having intense regretti.
Especially when Dan's eyes find his.
"I killed you all before, and I'm going to fucking enjoy doing it again."
what if, and hear me out.
Danny starts mumbling and kind of crying in his passed out state, and Dan is actually SO FUCKING MAD but Danny is PRIORITY.
So he pulls out his claws and riiiips open a portal (completely cosmetic and unnecessary he can open one with his fucking mind) , never taking his eyes off Flash (which is terrifying and the souls of the damned seem to creep into Flash's vision) and before saying ominously
"This isn't over, ketchup bitch, i know where you work."
before peacing out of there to get Danny to Frostbite. It'll fucking keep.
Meanwhile Martian Manhunter is like "That's not his dad. That's his brother."
"THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT?"
Back at the Watchtower while Batman and the rest of the league are interrogating Flash on what he said to Phantom 1 and 2 another portal opens and a little girl with white hair and big green eyes comes out. The little girl looks around and points and accusing finger at Flash.
"What the frick did you do you Fruit loop!? One of my brothers is sobbing and the other one looks like he wants to rip the world to shreds! Grandpa had to put both of them in time out because Phantom has a test tomorrow and Poltergeist wants to come here and break you in half like a Kit Kat! You better go say sorry to my big brothers!"
It takes Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter a long time to calm the little girl down while the rest of the league is giving the flash very judging looks. Martian Manhunter finally sends the girl on her way with a signed note in Martian apologizing to Phantom and Poltergeist for Flash's behavior and promise to go stargazing later.
Flash is in so much trouble.
If this is a 'Clockwork was Kronos' au, then Dani also leaves with two new cousins in the form of Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel.
Diana and Billy are now even more worried, because they realised how fucked up this could quickly turn if 'Grandpa' decides to interfere any more in the matter.
Danny is immediately reassigned to be partnered with Wonder Woman when he feels up to returning.
In the meantime, Danny is getting ALL of the cuddles and positive affirmations right now, while Dan is stuck in the time loop until he calms down.
When he calms down enough, he aggressively cuddles with Danny and jobs in with taking about how Danny is doing so good and definitely not becoming evil, all while internally planning how to fuck up Barry Allen's civilian life a little bit.
Unfortunately for Dan, he knows he can't completely destroy the man, as it would make Danny even more upset. Actually, that's a good thing to tell Danny! He reminds Danny that he would feel bad about destroying the lives of his co-workers over this, which proves how much better than Dan he is.
If Clockwork is Kronos that adds extra weight to Poltergeist wanting to snap Flash in half like a kit kat. You usually break Kit Kats before you want to eat them. Also Dan called Flash ketchup, this does not reassure Flash about not being eaten.
I wonder if Flash ever saw the JL's bodies in the bad timeline
I mean it's implied that Dan ate his human half.
ghosts basically behave like dragons. that is the prompt. they hoard stuff, they’re highly territorial, they’re clingy with what (or who) is Theirs, they fight all the time for fun and social order, and then all the other stuff that also overlaps with catlike behavior or bird like behavior (ie, zoomiez, chirping, purring, and other cat and bird behavior.)
this is normal behavior for ghosts, but the problem shows up when danny’s core decides that he is going to try to court Tim. danny’s human brain knows that logically, this is not how you court a human, but his human half isn’t really thinking logically right now, and his ghost half is trying *very* hard to get Tim to date him right now, so there isn’t much the human half could do right now anyway except also try to advise how to court Tim, and the occasional reminder of what thing would not be safe for keeping a human alive, if slightly skewed in view.
Danny shifts through the shadows of the cave network, slowly, keeping out of sight of the patrols and assassins. He can barely taste the essence of his beloved through the scent of rotten and corrupted ectoplasm that permeates the League temple underground.
The false god lays in grand bed. Danny twitches with suppressed rage, pulling out the Knight Dagger from the sheath at his hip. With a growl he shifts into solid space, cutting the fools throat as he shoots up. Danny watches with satisfaction as his soul is dragged to the nightmare realms. He will never be able to be ressurected completely. Even if they throw his body in the pits, his soul will not return.
Danny pulls out a jar, humming as he finishes sawing off the man's head, licks the blood that splashes his face.
Tim is going to be so happy....
The head gets phased into the jar, which he promptly phases into a solid block of clear polymer. With a flick, the excess polymer is removed, the jar further carved with seals and runes to ensure the head is perfectly preserved.
With a bit of searching he finds his secondary target, Tim's spleen.
In less than a minute, he's back in his apartment in Gotham. He pulls out the basket he wove himself under Pandora's instructions, lining it with the pelt of a great rune bear from the far frozen. Bottles of the Realms made wine of Dionysus, Cheeses from the Althur Cliffs of forgotten beings, and Preserves made from the unique golden blackberries of the realms are cradled within.
The head and spleen finally join the courting gift. A single void black scale is nestled in the pocket, carved with a simple,
For My Beloved
With anticipation, he proudly leaves the gift, in his beloveds den.
Haven't done a Dc x Dp in awhile so here's this!
Ko-fi
Okay this has been rotating around in my head nonstop since I saw this image. Naturally I had no choice but to throw this together:
[Timkon lovesquare au] okay here’s the part I never posted here! This was a two part comic with the first one exploring superboy going for more traditional superman look (sort of based on an mlb episode where chat noir changes his whole suit and demeanor) after getting shunned by the public and media while this part was about Tim’s belief in him inspiring him to just be superboy
I’ve honestly been so busy with two jobs and having like no free time that I barely draw but I want to add more comics to this au 😣🙏
Got some amazing art from the ever talented @tired-art247 Thank you again for drawing my guy!
Bruce: You see that reporter of there?
Danny: The one with the glasses?
Bruce: Yes. His name is Clark Kent. He can be trusted.
Danny: Okay. *Writes note down* What about the woman next to him?
Bruce: That's Cat Grant, and no, she can't be trusted. Everything you say to her will turn into a gossip-lifting, life-ruining article.
Danny: Got it. *writes more notes*
Jason, watching the two from a few feet away: Say, who's that kid Bruce is media training? Is he a new ward he took in?
Tim: No, that's Danny Fenton, the face of Fenton Works. They signed up as a sub-company of Wayne Enterprise. Originally, they were a paranormal investigation and capture company- yes, I mean ghost hunters- but it was discovered that almost all thier tech can be used on metas. Bruce wants to make medical equipment that can be used by our enhanced citizens.
Jason: I see. But why a kid so young? He's your age, right?
Tim: Hmm, apparently his parents, the owners of Fenton Works, made him CEO so they could focus on ghost hunting and the occasional meta medical machines for Bruce. He got here a week ago to shadow me for CEO training, and Bruce stole him after they met outside my office. Danny hangs onto his every word, and I think Bruce forgot what it was like to have a kid actually listen to him.
Jason: Ah thats makes sense. What do you think of him?
Tim: Well, he's a little naive, easy to trick, and has way too much empathy for the cold world of business. I'm gonna have him in my bed.
Jason: Ah....well that took a turn. One I do not like so I'm gonna....*walks away*
Tim: He will be ✨️mine✨️
Bruce overhears everything from the bugs he planted on his kids: Danny, go ahead and change Tim's status. He can not be trusted.
hot summer day with a couple of baby robins ☀️ 🍦 🐥 ~!
not all of them want ice cream though, so bruce has to hold the rest of his little gaggle
Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
---
Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
You know what would be really awkward in a bodyswap soulmate AU with Danny?
A bodyswap soulmate AU with corpse AU.
Just imagine Danny trying to bury his own body, the shovel is his hands throwing mud and dirt over the hole with a clear view of his corpse; when suddenly he gets bodyswap with his soulmate.
That would be pretty hard to explain, especially to a vigilante who now is probably in panic that their soulmate just murdered a teenager. Should they help hide the body? That is their soulmate so it should be for a good reason their soulmate just killed someone, right? RIGHT?
Even more awkward if Danny swaps when the vigilante is in costume and now he is freaking out about the misunderstanding that is about to happen.
Adding to this~~
Jason pauses, looking at the corpse of a much younger person. He glances around the partially wooded area and very quickly realizes this must be his soulmate swap...
He shrugs, continuing to bury the body. He cant say shit when he was doing the same thing. Little worried they killed a kid tho.
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Danny pauses. Blinks.
The corpse is much older and has a bullet hole in the forehead.
"You are not who I was trying to bury."
He looks at his hands, which are wearing gloves... and hes wearing a leather jacket?
And a, motorcycle helmet?
The sudden realization that his soulmate is now in his body, SEEING his corpse, sends panic surging through him... for about 10 seconds. Then he remembers the very different corpse in front of him.
Well. Hopefully this will be a funny story to tell at their wedding. He grips the shovel and continues to bury the body. Hopefully his soulmate covers his too. After all if they rat him out, he can always return the favor.
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Jason finishes hiding the corpse leaving three rocks with a piece of bark on top of it to help blend it in with the forest but also to remember where it was.
He dusts his hands and pats his pockets Hopefully he can get a look at his soulmate and find out their name.. and age.. and where the hell he is.
--
Danny is his soulmate, Danny Fenton. Lives in Amity Park, Illinois. About four states away. Best friends, Sam Manson and Tucker Foley. Sister Jazz and parents Jack and Madeline Fenton... mad scientists. He's a local weirdo nobody with a pretty face... and a corpse that looks suspiciously like himself.
Jason wonders what he thinks of him, what story he came up with to explain the body.
Well. Hopefully he doesn't get his body killed, in Gotham, at night, dressed as Red Hood.
Fuck.
Danny is actually a skilled fighter when he's on the ground.
Like catch a blade between his palms skilled.
When they swap back, Danny is standing before a clean and neatly covered grave.
Jason on the other hand wakes up sitting on a giant pile of bodies like it's a trone.
The people making it up are various gangsters, mercenaries and a few of the Gotham villains. They are in various states of knocked out and asswooped, groaning in absolute agony and wishing they didn't get out of bed that day.
Turns out there was a mass breakout of Arkham orchestrated that night. The entire city assumes that Red Hood was either in a horrible mood or making a very clear point.
Red hood is suddenly very glad he has his entire face covered cuz he immediately goes red thinking about how his soulmate is so damn competent that even other heroes who know him personally think that Red was just in a mood that night. Only the bats namely Cass realize what happened that night. And that’s because they’ve never seen hood move like that before.
Cass makes a "What possessed you?" joke and watches Jason stumble down the stairs in amusement.
Danny meanwhile is experiencing feelings that he can't even name. The reason?
Someone just built him a grave. His soulmate just built him a grave.
Danny is on his hands and knees sobbing, his tears soaking the fresh soil.
It might have been unintentional- because they had absolutely no way to know that the body belonged to him, but it was buried all the same.
The grave was simple but well made and something in his heart, in his very core, a grievance he couldn't have possibly known about was finally put to rest.
Danny wept, his fingers digging into the grass as his soul finally reached a proper balance and power, more than he had ever properly wielded even as Phantom- except temporarily in the most dire, life threatening of situations, flooded his human body.
But none of that mattered, because his soulmate had built him a grave.
Danny: I need to do something equally meaningful. Maybe I should checkout those rumors that Red hood died at the hands of the Joker. Even if they’re not true I can least get a dangerous rogue out of the hair for a bit.
*pulls out his phone to make a call* Sam, Tucker we’re taking a road trip to Gotham for spring break. Just had my soulmate swap and the first thing he did was make me a proper grave.I’ll explain more on the drive.
You know what would be really awkward in a bodyswap soulmate AU with Danny?
A bodyswap soulmate AU with corpse AU.
Just imagine Danny trying to bury his own body, the shovel is his hands throwing mud and dirt over the hole with a clear view of his corpse; when suddenly he gets bodyswap with his soulmate.
That would be pretty hard to explain, especially to a vigilante who now is probably in panic that their soulmate just murdered a teenager. Should they help hide the body? That is their soulmate so it should be for a good reason their soulmate just killed someone, right? RIGHT?
Even more awkward if Danny swaps when the vigilante is in costume and now he is freaking out about the misunderstanding that is about to happen.
Adding to this~~
Jason pauses, looking at the corpse of a much younger person. He glances around the partially wooded area and very quickly realizes this must be his soulmate swap...
He shrugs, continuing to bury the body. He cant say shit when he was doing the same thing. Little worried they killed a kid tho.
------
Danny pauses. Blinks.
The corpse is much older and has a bullet hole in the forehead.
"You are not who I was trying to bury."
He looks at his hands, which are wearing gloves... and hes wearing a leather jacket?
And a, motorcycle helmet?
The sudden realization that his soulmate is now in his body, SEEING his corpse, sends panic surging through him... for about 10 seconds. Then he remembers the very different corpse in front of him.
Well. Hopefully this will be a funny story to tell at their wedding. He grips the shovel and continues to bury the body. Hopefully his soulmate covers his too. After all if they rat him out, he can always return the favor.
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Jason finishes hiding the corpse leaving three rocks with a piece of bark on top of it to help blend it in with the forest but also to remember where it was.
He dusts his hands and pats his pockets Hopefully he can get a look at his soulmate and find out their name.. and age.. and where the hell he is.
--
Danny is his soulmate, Danny Fenton. Lives in Amity Park, Illinois. About four states away. Best friends, Sam Manson and Tucker Foley. Sister Jazz and parents Jack and Madeline Fenton... mad scientists. He's a local weirdo nobody with a pretty face... and a corpse that looks suspiciously like himself.
Jason wonders what he thinks of him, what story he came up with to explain the body.
Well. Hopefully he doesn't get his body killed, in Gotham, at night, dressed as Red Hood.
Fuck.
Danny is actually a skilled fighter when he's on the ground.
Like catch a blade between his palms skilled.
When they swap back, Danny is standing before a clean and neatly covered grave.
Jason on the other hand wakes up sitting on a giant pile of bodies like it's a trone.
The people making it up are various gangsters, mercenaries and a few of the Gotham villains. They are in various states of knocked out and asswooped, groaning in absolute agony and wishing they didn't get out of bed that day.
Turns out there was a mass breakout of Arkham orchestrated that night. The entire city assumes that Red Hood was either in a horrible mood or making a very clear point.
Red hood is suddenly very glad he has his entire face covered cuz he immediately goes red thinking about how his soulmate is so damn competent that even other heroes who know him personally think that Red was just in a mood that night. Only the bats namely Cass realize what happened that night. And that’s because they’ve never seen hood move like that before.
Cass makes a "What possessed you?" joke and watches Jason stumble down the stairs in amusement.
Danny meanwhile is experiencing feelings that he can't even name. The reason?
Someone just built him a grave. His soulmate just built him a grave.
Danny is on his hands and knees sobbing, his tears soaking the fresh soil.
It might have been unintentional- because they had absolutely no way to know that the body belonged to him, but it was buried all the same.
The grave was simple but well made and something in his heart, in his very core, a grievance he couldn't have possibly known about was finally put to rest.
Danny wept, his fingers digging into the grass as his soul finally reached a proper balance and power, more than he had ever properly wielded even as Phantom- except temporarily in the most dire, life threatening of situations, flooded his human body.
But none of that mattered, because his soulmate had built him a grave.
Danny: I need to do something equally meaningful. Maybe I should checkout those rumors that Red hood died at the hands of the Joker. Even if they’re not true I can least get a dangerous rogue out of the hair for a bit.
*pulls out his phone to make a call* Sam, Tucker we’re taking a road trip to Gotham for spring break. Just had my soulmate swap and the first thing he did was make me a proper grave.I’ll explain more on the drive.