Notes Sys

The robots mainly run this but other people say hi too

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Broke: an infinite superstructure that personally hates you

Joke: an infinite superstructure that is crushingly indifferent to you

Woke: an infinite superstructure that loves you so suffocatingly much, and will grind itself to dust to give you what it imagines you wants

[toolusingmammalgirl]

A house that’s so thrilled to be occupied again that it builds and destroys rooms based on your most fleeting whims

A factory that’s gone so long with nobody to receive its goods that it gives you all the paperclips and steel girders you could theoretically want

A biosphere that’s been aching for a sapient being to witness it, filling every grove with beautiful and wildly invasive species

[floralfractals]

(Points at the function I'm doing my thesis on) this is my son who has every disease

[floralfractals]

Look at my boy

[lordsamthesecond]

he looks sick

[bone-soup-explosion]

ok I’ve been trying to find this post for a while

I love just trying to create messed up graphs here’s whatever this guy is

[junipersramblings]

Okay, WHO let Jonny Sims open a door to make that last image? We've been through this! He's banned for a reason!

[astrophale-and-fischl]

“Wow, it’s almost like you can read my mind.” says the guy who I share a brain with

[magiashley]

i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it

[eternal-starry]

[kud-lucas]

[yandere-angela]

KUCKE

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[notvoid]

[roguerobi]

Okay so my favorite thing about this that kinda gets lost in translation is that the word ガーリックトースト is read as “gaarikku tousuto” which means the final お is just an extension of the last sound

TL;DR In English this tweet would just be

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GARLIC TOASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[mono-red-menace]

🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎

[mowu-moment]

🦎⬅️🆕️🅿️

[clownfall]

🦜⬅️🅱️🆔

[memento-mariii]

ඞ⬅️🅰️Ⓜ️🅾️🆖️🆘️

[muclunga]

🐛⬅️🆑🅰️🅱️🅰️🅿️🆔🅰️

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

[ineptbox]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[tyrannusimons]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Murdered the entire squad

[beaniebaneenie]

THIS. This shit right here is why any adaptation that has Daphne as a “bitchy popular girl” stereotype and Fred as a “popular jock” stereotype are totally wrong.

They both self-ID as fucking NERDS.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Scooby Gang are four nerds and an adorable good hearted doggo who like hanging out together solving mysteries if that is not how your writing the gang you are writing them wrong <3

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

[acreaturecalledgreed]

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

[thespamman24]

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

[enthusispastic]

[plasticterrarium]

The change of pronouns here really seals the deal tbh

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Decided to try something.

Day one of adding photos of Sonic in my house until my husband tells me to stop.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day two. My husband still hasn’t noticed the first.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 3, he still hasn’t said anything yet. So I’ve gotten more bold and placed this on his work desk.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 4, he found the third and first picture last night. When he found the first he laughed and started talking in his Sonic voice impression. Still hasn’t found the fridge ice cream wrapper.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 5, he found the fourth image and laughed. Trying to be more sneaky with this sunflower Sonic.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 6, he hasn’t noticed the flower picture yet. I put this in my art studio for motivation to get stuff done.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 7, “Uh Meow?” Is now our new bathroom decor.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 8, he hasn’t noticed the last few photos yet. So I photoshopped Sonic’s head over him on one of our wedding photos.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 9, Friday callout in front of our video game shelf.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 10, Thistle now has her own photo of her hero. Meanwhile, my husband found the sunflower picture and the wedding picture. When he found the wedding photo he said, “Wait, what is that? Who is this? Is that me? Haha! Chili dogs!” Later he asked if this was a game.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 11, He thought the idea of the picture on Thistle’s home was adorable. Now we’ll see what he thinks about the one in his favorite car.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 12, he loved the car photo. Now I’ve placed this photo of my mom and I in the spare bedroom.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 13, since Thistle has her own photo of Sonic it only felt right to give Zorro one too.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 14, he approved of Zorro’s new collar and found the game shelf photo as he was modding the gamecube to connect to our tv. So I placed this old goofy photo of my high school friends by our bed.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 15, he noticed Sonic in the picture from yesterday just stating, “And then there was Sonic.” My favorite thing about all this is that he hasn’t taken any of these pictures down himself. So now I placed this in our kitchen.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 16, Put this in his weight room to motivate him. He found the kitchen picture and finally found the bathroom photo. He said, “Ugh! Gremlin Sonic is just there and watches as you poop.”

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 17, for April Fools I changed his screens to Eggman.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 18, He laughed at the Eggman computer screens. Now we have more bathroom decor. In case he forgets where the toilet is.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 19, it was a big day for my husband. He came into my art studio to hug me and finally found golden ratio sonic and started laughing, then he went to work out and found muscular sonic. He wants a bigger poster version of it. Finally, he found toilet sign sonic. He said I make his life very funny. We’ll see if he feels the same after this sign I made for his car.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 20, he came home from work and immediately found me saying, “Very funny, I saw what you did to my car.” Unfortunately no one has honked their horn at him yet. But I did add this safety message in our laundry room. Thanks, Sonic.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 21, Super Sonic around the six chaos hedgehogs.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 22, secret rings Sonic will keep the house warm in our fireplace. Husband has not noticed any new Sonic’s yet.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 23, My husband came to me and said, “There’s a Sonic in our fireplace.” I told him he’s there to keep us warm. Now I have turned another wedding photo into a Sonic wedding. It has the blessing of these fellow hedgehogs.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 24, my husband found the wedding photo and the dryer warning photo, he told me he won’t climb inside the dryer but once I take it down all bets are off. Later he said, “So you know my family is coming over tomorrow for dinner right?” I said yes. Then he said, “The Sonic photos are all over the house.” Then I said, “Are you asking me to stop and take them down?” He said no because he thinks it’s funny but thought I might want to take them down myself. We agreed to leave them up and when his family inevitably asks about them we’ll tell them the sonic photos are like an Easter egg hunt. So here’s this Easter Sonic. Later he did ask if I was trying to perform psychological warfare on him with these Sonic photos.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 25, husband didn’t see Easter Sonic, even though he entered that room multiple times. His family also didn’t notice any of the Sonic’s until after dinner. My brother in-law started laughing when he saw the picture of Sonic in the fireplace. Then my sister in-law mentioned she saw the president’s photo in the cabinet but thought she was just seeing things. They laughed when I told them it’s like an Easter egg hunt but with Sonic. I actually had to point out the edited photo of Sonic’s head over my husband. So now I have decided to get more creative with this photo to see if my husband will read it.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 26, no new updates so here’s a frozen Sonic in the freezer.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 27, he thought frozen Sonic was cute. It got me thinking we don’t have enough positive messages in the house. So I fixed that by hanging this in his office.

[etirabys]

after every layer of tape I change the painting slightly

at the end, I'm going to rip all the tape off. Honestly have no idea how this is going to go

[etirabys]

[enki2]

[sinnahsaint]

Which is why it’s important to not be mean.

Their cult teaches them that the world is full of scary monster people who hate them for being so good and loved by god. If you swear at them and call them names or get in their face you’re just doing the cults work for it.

I’m not saying you have to listen to their presentation or try to debate them (and really getting into a debate without thoroughly understanding what they’re being taught will just make things worse)… I am just saying to be polite and say no thank you like if they were trying to hand you a flyer for something you don’t care about.

It’s easier for them to see the world outside their bubble as less scary if they see everyday people just going about their business and being as nice to them as you are to everyone else. This goes doubly for anyone who happens to dress modestly, not swear, and not drink or smoke because whatever you believe, they’ll see you as a “good” person who happens to strangely have no interest in their “message”, and that might be enough to get some curious about the possibility of themselves living in the real world.

It’s sometimes hard to be nice to people who seem to represent something you dislike. Just remember these “elders” are sheltered young men, some of which are getting their first real contact with people of other/no faiths.

They are not your enemy. They are victims.

[kazashiniwielder]

So I’m from a country family. Part of what I was taught as a kid was guests, no matter if you wanted them are not, are treated to a drink and hospitality. So a few years ago a few of these guys came to my door. It was a really hot day out, like high 90’s. So I invited them in for a drink but I made it very clear, I will listen to their basic conversation while they have a drink but I absolutely have no intention of converting or changing my religion. We had a pleasant conversation for about twenty minutes, then they went on their way without leaving any pamphlets or anything and I figured that was the end of it.

About six months later, I had a new group come to my door. I invited them in for a drink and the two immediately jumped back and went to check my address. They then told me they were told about me in their missionary prep class (because they do that). That I was the only actual ‘good person’ on the route because I didn’t actually yell at them, slam doors in their face, or treat them how they were taught the world was. So we once again had a conversation over tea about how sometimes people just don’t appreciate it when someone shows up to their door trying to push a religion on them. I asked them how they would feel if someone who was Heathenistic appearing on their doorstep telling them how acknowledging Odin as the high god is the only way to save them. They admitted they would be really upset and uncomfortable about that.

Long story short after about two more times of this happening I later learned I was removed from the houses the missionaries were allowed to visit. Apparently I was causing a lot of the young missionaries to question what they were taught and was deemed a concern by the elders of their church because many were asking questions after visiting me. All it took was an offer of a drink and a few kind but intellectual questions to make them ask questions and actually listen to what I was saying.

I guess my overall point is, like the above says you are going to get a lot farther by being kind then being an asshole

[unofficial-sean]

Spinning flatfish in these troubled times

[o1ie]

brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets

[o1ie]

thats what im fucking talking about

[echohousehold]

good post, op

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

New tin foil hat theory: the rise and propagation of minimalist home decor is meant to manage expectations for a desired culture of renters.

[mornington-the-crescent]

[byjoveimbeinghumble]

Liberating Our Homes From the Real Estate–Industrial Complex

Having a personal aesthetic at home has become financially detrimental.

“The home is no longer seen as a space of personal expression or comfort, or as the backdrop of everyday life, but primarily as an investment and as an asset—meaning that enforcing one’s aesthetics is a financially detrimental decision. Those with the capital to become homeowners (already a diminishing segment of the public) conceive of their houses as being for selling before they even live a day in them.”

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

Hate hate rage bite kill

[bulletsecondshooter-deactivated]

Can't wait to decorate the shit out of my house