MY NAME'S SPRITEPEPSI and I'm ABSTINANCE TIL I DIE

sim, he/they

[trailblazey]

[detectivehole]

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

[detectivehole]

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"

[anarchistmemedistro]

[self-loving-vampire]

[cparti-mkiki]

fingers on my temples, in deep concentration, brain bulging: if i was a supermarket, where would i put the eggs?

[v1ncenthallberg]

@therealjacksepticeye mention!

[therealjacksepticeye]

He doesnt know what I want

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The anger that drove the making of this is so palpable I can't stop laughing

[7777777awawawa7777777]

Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[3000s]

last night was talking to my dad about career plans and he goes "i dont know if you should do a trade, you should print tshirts and sell them at the oceanfront"

[3000s]

👆👆👆 literally how it is

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[catchymemes]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

[prokopetz]

Sir Arthur Conan "I have a clear mental picture of exactly where each individual piece of furniture in Sherlock Holmes' apartment is located but cannot remember that men are not named James" Doyle.

[prokopetz]

@doodle-mole replied:

…you can't just drop "men are not named James" and refuse to elaborate

Doyle had a recurring pattern of forgetting male characters' first names are not James. Notable examples include John Watson briefly becoming James Watson, and Professor James Moriarty's brother, James Moriarty.

[gingik]

[artiemisiaa]

[ID: A drawing of two stick figures. The first is labeled 'stranger' and is wearing a backpack full of pins. The other is labeled 'me' and is bent down looking at the pins thinking "r there any characters here I know???" End ID.]

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[fallhound]

Listening to a non-fiction book about maritime disaster and the way this author is describing the ship sinking is so sexual

[fallhound]

Hear me out.

[tulipcovecrossing]