MY NAME'S SPRITEPEPSI and I'm ABSTINANCE TIL I DIE

sim, he/they

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[augutsy-deactivated20141216]

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

[hannibalsjuicyass]

“Couldn’t” just has so many unnecessary letters. The O is unnecessary since the U already makes that sound, the L is silent, and the D is barely even audible when spoken aloud. I guess what I’m saying is out with the old, in with the cun’t

[weepyemperor]

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

[mikufanclub]

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

[les-fleur]

Both, me

[i-am-the-oyster]

[handsmotif]

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

[rhizobiums-deactivated20230217]

this is the worst fucking advice anyone has given

[vinegarss]

captchas are getting way too hard man I can't do this

[juno-to-jupiter]

I love the concept of brats so much. like wdym your kink role is The Ragebaiter

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[bowielit-deactivated20250905]

i often get pangs in my stomach thinking about what old man john lennon would've been like. not even in totally sad ways. like i bet he would've been mean to Jimmy fallon.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[sminkus]

first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

[sminkus]

gay bar.

[lacefuneral]

the bay gar: