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[nitramaraho]

[dirtyrotteninfidel-deactivated2]

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

[christianmetalhead2112-deactiva]

This actually probably is the best one hahahaha

a lot of my faves

[genderfreepussy]

VINE WAS A TREASURE FUCK TWITTER FOR KILLING IT OFF.

[elodieunderglass]

This is art. We need to send it to the stars

[robertmitchum]

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*collects all the infinity stones and turns our world into the Pokémon world and the avengers don’t turn it back because hey this isn’t so bad actually*

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Yes this requires me to be able to physically fight off all the avengers in order to get the stones but I’m prepared

[darb6226-deactivated20191223]

You have been visited by the lucky Deacy and Freddie. Reblog in 3 minutes and you’ll have good luck.

[onceuponadetectivedemigod]

Cant risk it

[magicallyemily]

Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen

[curlsandstems]

I receive it.

[kennyy-b-deactivated20210321]

I pray it happens for all of us

[ruinedchildhood]

Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok we gotta come up with writing prompts for these:

1. After her magnate father’s untimely demise, Ella, recently jilted by her very own prince charming, turns to an old family friend for help stealing back her inheritance from a wrathful stepmother. But the pair can only work so much magic and time is running out: in this increasingly deadly game of cat-and-mouse, there’s no telling who will still be standing when the clock strikes midnight. Bonus points if the writer uses a ‘sin-derella’ pun

2. When her police chief father is forced off the case, a young P.I. investigates a series of presumed kidnappings of beautiful socialites. All roads lead back to the mysterious mob boss known only as La Bestia, but under his violent reputation there may just be more than meets the eye. Throw in the once-resplendent now-defunct Castle Rose Casino, an egomaniacal ex-fiancé won’t take no for an answer, a local lycanthropy legend that may actually hold some truth, and the threat of being forcibly detained–this detective is in for the biggest hunt of her life. But beastly or not, she always gets her man: they don’t call her Jezebelle for nothing…

3. The Arabian Tiger’s Eye may not be the world’s largest ruby, but it’s certainly the most famous–and cursed. With a habit of disappearing and reappearing, the gem is briefly scheduled to be exhibited in public for the first time in decades. Naturally this brings all sorts of thieves out of the woodwork, including: a beautiful-but-dangerous royal descendant intent on reclaiming her country’s rightful heritage, a conman with a heart-of-gold being set up to take the fall, an indebted illusionist who is running out of magic to perform, and a treacherous museum director who is ruthless enough to kill them all. Not to mention what could happen when the ruby’s curse comes into play…

4. Commercial diving isn’t a glamorous job, and Ariel’s tired of the family business. When saving a handsome (but hopeless) swimmer leads to an invitation to a private resort, she jumps at the chance to see the outside world. And if the wealthy stranger assumes she’s one of the jet set, who is she to correct him? In need of quick funding, Ariel makes a dangerous deal. Ursula Enterprises is fishy at best, and the job is anything but easy: locating the long lost Sea Witch. The shipwreck has spent centuries on the ocean floor, sunk in almost undivable waters. Now Ursula wants it–and its mysterious cargo. But sunken treasure is the least of Ariel’s worries–not when she’s already feeling like a fish out of water masquerading as a carefree tourist, and dealing with a love affair that won’t quite take off. Throw in a crabby family friend who wants her to return safely home, his sweet but floundering partner, and a contract she should have read more carefully before signing–it’s anything but smooth sailing for this rebellious diver, who just may be out of her depths. 

[marvehoelous]

so many *puns*

[themaskedphoenix]

Snow White could top the fuck out of me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why does nothing about this outcome surprise me

[halevetica]

I need the rest, these are amazing!

[fruitgushers]

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

[loving-villanelle]

i’m someone the church wants dead today

[blacque]

bioshock infinite is about to become reality

[astahfrith]

#nO BUT#WE TALKED ABOUT THIS IN ASTROBIO#BASICALLY VENUS’S ATMO IS LIVEAble#oxygen nitrogen some noble gases the whole shebang#and the only problem is the shITTON OF SULFURIC ACID COMING DOWN AS RAIN ALWAYS#and if you could create something secure and stable above the cloud layer but within the atmosphere#you could literally have people on venus without exosuits#and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit then geT OUTTA MY FACE#SPAAAAAACE

(TAGS VIA SKELETEEN-OFFICIAL)

THAT IS ONE OF THE COOLEST FUCKING THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD

[cellochicita]

What I love most about Kitbull is that it’s some of the most accurate cat mannerism animation I’ve ever seen, down to pupil dilation and such and stuff, but it doesn’t require hyper-realistic art and can still be so stylized

It’s almost like quality of animation and how life-like it is has NOTHING to do with how realistic it looks

[gatorsis]

Ok but fanfic writers tho

Honestly they don’t get enough credit??! They’re just like *casually writing 20,000 words*

And us readers are greedy af honestly just like “give us more!”

55,000 words is about TWO HUNDRED PAGES

and these fanfic writers out here writing 100-150 THOUSAND WORDS like it’s nothing like that’s THREE FULL LENGTH NOVELS EXCUSE ME

[deans-jiggly-pudding]

L O U D E R

[jvlianbashir]

unless one character in the equation is a heinous asshole or something, i am entirely impervious to love triangles. 

[jvlianbashir]

i live by the “____ has two hands” meme motto

[jvlianbashir]

“oh no!! two friends fell in love with the same person, what will they do???? who will have to sacrifice their heart??” NOBODY, BITCH. 

“a character thought their spouse was dead but they finally moved on and have a new spouse they love… but now the original spouse is back! who will bow out for the others’ happiness??” I MEAN, ALL THREE OF THEM HAVE WEDDING RINGS ON ALREADY…

“this trio of adventurers have faced hell and high water together and developed incredibly deep bonds with each other during their quest, but now that their quest has come to a close, which two of them will settle down together?” COZY COTTAGES IN THE WOODS ARE BIG ENOUGH FOR THREE.

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[eraserheadadult]

the spiderverse crew saying they gave doc ock wrinkles and crows feet to make her look “horrible” is pretty yikes but

imagine fucking up that badly. imagine trying to design an ugly villainess and ending up w an absolute sexpot 

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

did the crew actually say this cuz like looking it up all i could find was them geeking out abt her tentacles and the voice actors talent

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

white women really just be making shit up to feel persecuted by the fun and cute animated movie abt a blk boy like are you bored? are you really really bored?

[4damien]

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

[prideprejudce]

yeah the movie titanic was sad but i can watch it now and not even blink twice. bridge to terabithia on the other hand? i saw that movie one (1) time as a kid and vowed immediately afterwords to never ever watch it again. once was enough for that movie

[prideprejudce]

[nitrosplicer]

“You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.”

-Madeleine L'Engle 

[prideprejudce]

[columbine-archives]

I saw bridge to terabithia when I was eight and it fucked me up for a good while

[yamihiei]

Not mine but thought I’d share it bc it deserves way more likes.

I watch it all the time

It’s so good

⚙️🔥

[wasafairytale]

Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie